"What is she doing?"
"No idea. But this is a good angle."
"Mm hmm"
*
Bent over digging around in my beach tote for my SPF lip balm and shouting* "Yeah, yeah, just wait a goddamn minute. You guys are so impatient!"
"Hurry up, daylights' wasting!"
*Muttering to myself as I look for a hair tie so I can put my hat on* "Some of us actually care about sun damage and aging gracefully. But noooo 'hurry up',
ugh, shut the fuck up, Eric."
"Is she talking to herself?"
"Hm, probably..."
"Probably about how fit we look."
"Yeah, obviously."
"Babe, are you coming?!"
*
Standing up and shouting in exasperation* "Yes, fuck! I'm coming!"
*Giggles* "I love making her shout that."
"Never gets old."