John Stones #36 I heard nothing

[Starttheline]

Spoiler: She's arrived

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

I normally only say shit like this when I'm drunk

Spoiler: But

I love you all so much. Every single one of you, no exceptions.

Feels like we're proper friends. It makes me emotional. I normally don't make friends very easily.

Hope you all know how special and lovely and loved you are

 

[gohdkakdbdj]

massive ramble here but you know yday someone said “aren’t people on tattle meant to be like potatoey trolls” and it has literally blown my mind that these 2 threads (haven’t ventured any further) are filled with such fit, funny people with sexy sexy accents - please all never stop talking - like what kind of sorcery is this? And then to top it off you’re all just so nice as well?
I’m nosey but not allowed to discuss what happened apparently but I will say it felt like being at school when that one dickhead has to take things too far and you all end up in detention for a week??
@mimimithis lots of love, I hope things get better soon
Putting the wine down and going to bed now, sorry for invading the JS thread and thank you for being so welcoming also just watched the classic shirts vid - he has a really cute laugh doesn’t he?

 

[cobette]

Spoiler: Happy Birthday Jackcat and Johncat

Once upon a time there was two tiny little babies called Timmy and Socks.

One day they were taken away from their mummy to live in a new house with new names (Jackcat and Johncat) and they didn't like it very much so they hid.

Eventually they decided their new mummy and daddy weren't so bad after all.

And they settled in

We decided we didn't like the kitchen blinds very much, so we destroyed them

We made ourselves quite at home

Sometimes we help out around the house

Other times Jackcat will help mummy with work

But mostly we do this

Or eat

What we'd like to do most of all is go outside, but we're not allowed

One very sad day Johncat got out and got lost, he was missing for 36 hours before he was rescued by a lovely man and taken to the vets. His grandad picked him up and took him home to Jackcat.

When Johncat was gone Jackcat cried all night long and walked around with his best friend Snakey in his mouth looking for his brother to play with
(Snakey in happier times)

Finally mummy got home

And got a fish for his tea

We also like all special occasions to be about us

Bros forever

Happy Family

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Because I know some of you like a little update, and because I can't be all anywhere else.

Spoiler: Work crush

Got into the office this morning and there was a fresh cup of tea on my desk waiting for me. He'd seen me coming.

Then he just spent all day being his usual funny friendly good person self and it makes my heart hurt.

Someone slap some sense into me.

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Had a good seeing too off my fella last night so I don’t need to wank

getting us back on track with this beautface

 

[2busyshopping34]

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THEYRE JACKS LEGS U MUPPETS

 

[Violetroselily]

Spoiler: Carpet reveal

 

[mimimithis]

Okay, @cobette @Violetroselily @LurkingAnnie - this one is for you. I'm so sorry in advance.

 

[333149O]

i’ve just posted this in the jg thread omrg

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Goodnight everyone. Off to read my book with no distractions

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Bat-adjacent.

 

[LurkingAnnie]

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[spilldatea]

do you not think it’s funny how you go from complete denial about wanking to utter transparency?? like at one point your brain switches to not giving a fuck


teenagers: no i would never wank ew that’s gross (whilst secretly wanking a lot)

adults: here is a link to a particularly filthy fic i’ve read where john stones gets rimmed by his PA in the etihad changing rooms and then goes down on her whilst jack grealish watches and waits for his turn. you won’t believe how much this will make you wank, like cancel your plans because you’ll be rubbing three out one after the other. i’d use the satisfier first if i was you then maybe move onto the wand? let me know how it goes x

 

[jumpmoon]

so they make it a bit harder to get there - i'd struggle to have a proper one after the other kind of sesh lol, but they don't seem to impact the horn in general thankfully. which may be somewhat noticeable to you all today.

i'm quite happy with it being that way round, sorry if this sounds really creepy and weird but i like feeling *frisky*, there's something empowering about it? i'd rather have the drive and a lessened ability to O, than a low drive but the ability to O quicker/more frequently.

sorry for the vagina monologue essay

I'm the other way round lol I find Ashwaghanda helps with this although use with caution because you can legit go for 5-6 orgasms one after the other quite easily so it is addicting to chase that every time which is why I can no longer walk in a straight line. SSRIs make me less of a hornbag which is why I'm reluctant to give up this Grealish life any time soon.

 

[lou_claire91]

@lou_claire91 got more balls than the lot of us put together because she's actually posting whilst we're hurriedly deleting them before we come under attack.



This is the crux of it. Many of us have been kicking around forums for decades, might even have been the mean girls ourselves at some point, but we're older and wiser now and very much over it.

I have no issues with telling people if the issues are that pathetic!! At the end of the day Tattle is meant to be a site where anyone and everyone can share opinions and if you don't like someone else's that completely fine! But you shouldn't make people feel like they aren't welcome (and obviously that goes both ways) Its nice to switch off at the end of the day (or during the day) and chat absolute shit about stuff, sometimes threads can come and go and conversations can move but its meant to be a little community like you can pop in and will be offered a cuppa and an ear to talk to!! Not somewhere you shouldn't be able to voice anything, text can be interpreted in so many different ways but from everyone I've spoken to on here no-one ever means any harm!

So if anyone is lurking on here, then all i will say is; everyone play nice, perv on Jack together and don't fall out because otherwise an orgy would be extremely awkward ...

Oh and also the real OG is Sasha so unless you are Sasha you can't lay any claim to him!

 

[wonderstruck25]

Can’t believe I’m making JS5 thread how sneaky.

Thank you me for thread title suggestion

I believe he’s still injured but is still as pretty as ever

 

[333149O]

My brain just can't comprehend this.

 

[Violetroselily]

wot i did this?! canny remember this

 

[maccamacc]

It’s dead because its invaded here

All welcome

I know you have all pledged loyalty in them voice messages some where to the ONE TRUE BAE: