John Stones #34 John is back out of the game, we'd still love to scream his name

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Spoiler

hair when I had done the other week it’s a bit more blonde than this the light doesn’t show the blonde for some reason mine isn’t straight or curly It dries wavy naturally but I straighten it most days have a curling wand but can never be arsed to use it

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Morning lovelies, it's nice to see you all up and about this morning although I'm sure we're all allowed some lie-ins.

Spoiler: Chitter chatter

Talking of lie-ins, I've done a madness:

The problem being of course that this was achieved as a result of a fair amount of wine at the party yesterday. If only a bottle of wine a night was a sensible long-term solution to my problems.

I'm doing okay, just in a kind of feeling alright but not really wanting to do anything kind of state. Have housework to do but can't be bothered. Could really do with logging in and putting in a couple of hours' work, but can't be bothered.

Mostly am just researching presents for the baby. I'm thinking of getting an empty hamper basket and just buying a few things each month to put in it, then give them that for Christmas ready for when he's due in February.

I've already got him this

 

[2busyshopping34]

Have I seen you play??

sadly i do not play for the men’s first team bb

i have played for a few times in unders tho

 

[maccamacc]

Smiley Stonsey making a fans day

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Evening lovelies, have I missed anything?

Spoiler: Drumroll please

I'm going to have a nephew!

 

[2busyshopping34]

you’re all the slab to my stones

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

How lovely are brother and SIL pleased?

Yeah, they're over the moon.

Spoiler

They didn't really mind what it was but were both convinced it was a girl, but also I think hoping a little for a boy. They both started crying happy tears when it was revealed

SIL has endless neices and my brother has a goddaughter who's one of two girls, so there's very few little boys in and around the family.

 

[mimimithis]

I have to go into work tomorrow for late shift, it isn't nights, but... I feel about ready to cry.

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

I would find the Mrs. Doubtfire look alike on his thigh a bit distracting when I administer the blowie but I’d overlook it.

Spoiler

Toothbrushes.

I would have no qualms about kissing all the old people on his thigh.

 

[maccamacc]

that’s my boo that’s my slime that’s my everything i love scousers so much omfg a footy player could be so clapped but be scouse and i will have a tricky poo over him

for example:
- CC
- TAA
- ROSS
- JONES

POLLUTING THE THREAD WITH TAA: IMMEDIATE CLEANSE REQUIRED

And finally:

 

[333149O]

wow just realised it’s only 9am on a Sunday going back to bed for a bit

 

[Violetroselily]

Just to be really picky he looks gorgeous and his hair looks perfect but his stubble looks too much, like it would be scratchy on your face or wherever

Would let him wreck my face and inner thighs like a sander

 

[Violetroselily]

wow just realised it’s only 9am on a Sunday going back to bed for a bit
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Sleep tight bab

 

[Violetroselily]

Another lucky girl 🥲

 

[2busyshopping34]

lanky wanker

 

[Violetroselily]

I mean, that’s not too shameful

I think the bairn plays for Everton if that’s what the hints are

We have a winner


Does anyone else feel weirdly proud when their pic makes it on to the hairdressers insta?

 

[WylieWyles]

Look at all these gorgeous curly girls!!!

pls i need a night out w u u are tan loca

I'm really not, I literally have not gotten any physical human contact beyond a platonic hug from family since December 2021. Like, what is a night out? I don't even remember. Will there be more than 10 5 people there? Eeeehhh... I dunno about that. The slutty girl summer and fall I had last year was a major anomaly. Well, at least in the last 7 years.

Hottie! Also cackling at the last bit. Accidentally dumped him…Arsenal fan… Nah, fuck that guy.

Aw, thanks. And in his defense, he was very sweet and fun (and tall!)...

Spoiler: The accidental break up

I just was not prepared for him to ask me immediately post hangover sex at 9am on 1 Nov if we were exclusive.

Him: so... does this mean I'm your boyfriend?

Me: uhhh

Him: hmm? Are we exclusive now?

Me: ...... ermmm... I don't... no... I don't think so...

 

[2busyshopping34]

I know that man.
i’ve seen womens games. I just don’t know how old you are to know whether I’ve seen you in the past

i’ve been on the bench like three times but never came on so prob not lol

 

[sugarfairy23]

Sorry to go back to old ground, I don’t have strong opinions on many things in this world, but I can’t abide people that leave football matches early just cos their team is losing. Disgraceful

 

[2busyshopping34]

update still fancy stonesy and want cinnamon toast