Joe Swash - Hair Watch

[Sogdhitalley]

It's only right his hair has Its own thread right?

 

[Ellegee]

This would explain a lot

 

[Ellegee]

This thread definitely needs photo evidence of said faux pubic birds nest

 

[Miss_noseyparker67]

He really is unattractive imo. The faux hair, orange skin, irritating voice, annoying personality, crap presenter...nope nothing attractive

 

[ManicMayz]

I dont think much of what is on Joe's head is his own hair...it looks like a can of silly string spray...and as for his fake tan that needs it's own thread also

I was in the audience of a show he was on a couple of years ago and his face was thick with foundation! I have never seen anything like it!

 

[calmyourritas]

Absolutely dead at this thread

Why does it look like that?!

 

[Lulu Goss]

When this was mentioned on the SS thread I thought it was a joke! I am here for it

Or as she would say... it’s giving me life

 

[Ellegee]

I heard Stacey made him a wig with some Brillo pads

 

[Sogdhitalley]

The hair is more famous than he is

 

[liar liar]

Can one mention his weird annoying voice too? In fact he is an all-round disaster of a bloke imo. But men should applaud him as it keeps Stacey off the dating sites.

 

[watermelon sugar]

Amazing that his lego head haircut has its own thread

 

[totallytaz]

Not picking on people with ginger hair, but like Maisie Smith, he frequently colours his skin like an Oompa Loompa and it looks ridiculous with the red hair. I remember when Girls Aloud got together and the makeup artists would give Nicola a ridiculously bronzed face, at least she embraced her natural hair and skin combo later on.

It’s such an outdated look.

 

[liar liar]

It's only right his hair has Its own thread right?

Yes well deserved - the colour worries me!

 

[Doodlebug71]

I dont think much of what is on Joe's head is his own hair...it looks like a can of silly string spray...and as for his fake tan that needs it's own thread also

 

[liar liar]

Why does he wear a cap inside his own home

Coz he hasn't sprayed his hair on.

 

[Ellegee]

I have nothing against ginger hair and pale skin but he’s obviously dying his hair and skin. His orange look does look overwhelming

His almost white lips emphasise the orange even more.

 

[Miffy29]

Great thread. Can't wait to see what his hair will be like at their wedding

 

[Moosie]

And the texture of it - what is that about?

Not that my hands have been anyway near it obvs, but it looks brittle AF

 

[watermelon sugar]

Why does he wear a cap inside his own home

 

[Simply_The_Bestest]

This thread definitely needs photo evidence of said faux pubic birds nest