Jodie Marsh & Fripps Farm #51 Hip hip hooray for the ones who got away The only thing that grows at Fripps is Jodie's pay

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ToadyHarsh

Congratulations to both Ragamuffin and @TerrifiedofKittens for the thread title mash-up. I felt that both suggestions were relevant to the current situation at Fripps. If someone had suggested a title about angry TikTok rants I could've included that as well What's even going on at Fripps anymore? I don't have TikTok but I saw Jodie complaining that we get her salary wrong (the salary she declared). There are new foxes and other new animals I guess? And the council are calling in about planning permission, presumably for the treehouse that'll be used once and then left to rot. Gymmy will wear a camera for the meeting so we can see how calm and polite she stays. Just like when she berated her elderly neighbour. Or accused the drone guys of being pea-doughs.

Feel free to add anything I forgot
 
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Annie_C1888

What is the purpose of the tree house tho; to me it looks like an observation deck for her to see out and over the boundary rather than for any animals as such.
 
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ToadyHarsh

Annie_C1888 said:
What is the purpose of the tree house tho; to me it looks like an observation deck for her to see out and over the boundary rather than for any animals as such.
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Intimidate and annoy the neighbours. Knowing Jodie that's probably the only reason. But it'll go the same way as her barbeque hut. And those cabin/seats that were donated. I think they ended up in an animal pen And whatever else she was given to use that's been allowed to fall apart because Jodie has no concept of appreciation of items.
 
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HotesTilaire

Annie_C1888 said:
What is the purpose of the tree house tho; to me it looks like an observation deck for her to see out and over the boundary rather than for any animals as such.
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Annoy neighbours
dug up Elvis stage for a FrippsFest (that Yungblud didn’t want to do)
shoot down drones
launch, sorry “plop” ducks off
 
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MooBelle

They're saying on Farce that the platform is a zip line.
If true it would indicate she's opening up to the public and installing play equipment.
That or she's intending zooming over the poo field for OF content.
Wtfk?
 
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HotesTilaire

ICanTouchMyToesWivMyTits said:
Managed to SS some of the video & get the important part of Swampy for those of you who are not on fb
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Every time in life she says “let that sink in” or “weird” Dont take a shot, you’ll be pissed. And that face at the end she tries to pull, straining her muscles against the Botox.
 
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BerlinILoveYou

So let me get this straight...

- She didnt want to be in that shit naked calendar
- Jack convinced her to take a photo on her phone to make her feel comfortable
- The photos got leaked
- Jack features in some mad Judie rant video nodding along with Judies claims about Steph being some kind of depraved animal molester when he convinced her to get one of her wahs out whilst lying on a pallet in the mud and took the photo.

He's so awful! Wtaf.

Also theres loads of pics of him naked hiding his bits behind a feed bucket. Will he be accused of being a perv when Judie eventually falls out with him?
 
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Annie_C1888

Of course he will cos that's her go to accusation when someone leaves her. Steph is into b3estiality, pulled apart vag's etc, etc.
 
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HotesTilaire

I think you will find that being naked near animals = bestiality, so her and Jack are therefore both in the shit, aren't they.

Posing for OF with one title out and a finger down your cartoon animals “Fripps farm” temu knickers is fine, though.
 
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Norfolking Good

Jesus what is it with all Jodie’s friends and former partners all being into beastiality and sexually abusing animals? It’s almost like the common denominator is Jodie… just goes to show how mentally fucked up she is that it is her go to accusation for anyone who falls out of favour
 
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HotesTilaire

Yeah they are all bestiality weirdos, that’s why they hang round with her the fat smelly cow. Bet Billy was mortified when he realised she was decomposing but not actually dead
 
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Fingertoes

Steph has actually done the correct thing as swamp monster cannot hold it over her now. Who’d have thought the one “friend” to come out swinging against JM would be Steph, fair play to her.
 
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GenetAlias

An Ode to Jode!

It turns out for some Hopefield’s a halfway house
Somewhere to gain some strength, get wormed and delouse
Accredited rescues all pulling in the same direction
Doing what’s best for the animals despite Jodie’s deflection
Having offloaded some livestock and freed up some space
She’s adding more animals at a very fast pace
APHA have visited. Abattoir standards achieved
With flying colours she passed, but she can’t be believed
Her primate licence littered with improvements is a joke
If not done in time the licence they will surely revoke
Then we find out she pays herself £91k
Taken from donations to be frittered away
Coz Jodie likes buying her Temu tat
That does nothing but make her look desperate and fat
She never goes out and lives like a hermit
Yet she’s always stalking Dead Elvis and dancing like Kermit
Her bodycam strapped on wedged between her gunt and her tits
She’s filming the council who’ve been told her place is the pits
She’s been talking to two “A listers” could it be Ant & Dec.
They’ll see the wolfdogs and say “Why aye man! What the feck?”
She never drives anywhere, always driven by staff
Has she lost her licence? Wouldn’t that be a laugh!
 
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