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BigMavis
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She's boring. I'd put money on stalking Erin.
A 31 year old Cork woman has appeared in court this morning accused of a relentless campaign to harass and intimidate Westlifes Nicky Byrne. The accused dressed in a Westlife hoodie told the judge they were in a long distance relationship and he had looked directly at her twice whilst she was at his concert. Ms Cronin told the judge she believed his intentions were clear and they would be married shortly. The judge asked why she had repeatedly contacted Mr Byrne and scaled a six foot fence to gain entry to his property to which Ms Cronin replied she had forgotten her keys. Mr Byrne told the judge he had no recollection of ever meeting the woman who had been posting weeds through his letterbox.
A 31 year old Cork woman has appeared in court this morning accused of a relentless campaign to harass and intimidate Westlifes Nicky Byrne. The accused dressed in a Westlife hoodie told the judge they were in a long distance relationship and he had looked directly at her twice whilst she was at his concert. Ms Cronin told the judge she believed his intentions were clear and they would be married shortly. The judge asked why she had repeatedly contacted Mr Byrne and scaled a six foot fence to gain entry to his property to which Ms Cronin replied she had forgotten her keys. Mr Byrne told the judge he had no recollection of ever meeting the woman who had been posting weeds through his letterbox.
FishnChips
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What in the Joanne Cronin is this
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Goss_Goddess
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I know it’s a typo but I do think she has an earning disability as well as a learning disability
because she’s so work shy. If work was in bed Joanne would sleep on the floor 
NosyCorkWan
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Sweet divine Christ almighty
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Thahtpahrt
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Unfortunately I will no longer be able to comment on this thread as the sheer insanity of these two random knots in her hair has left me deceased and lying in repose.
Havinagawk
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It's obvious why the nails are kept that long.... For whipping plants straight out of the ground with half the garden still attached! Jaysus!
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You better werk
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Fashion queen, pasta cuisine, F1 team, wake up jo, it’s all a dream.
Fashion queen, pasta cuisine, F1 team, wake up jo, it’s all a dream.
No expert, but the overly repetitive / parroting way she writes (eg in her latest insta stories) I’d suggest jo is austistic and every thing she does is hardcore masking. Like the way she keeps repeating ‘global warming’, it feels as though it’s something she knows she’s supposed to say, but possibly doesn’t quite have the empathy to really know what it means. For me, it might go some way in explaining how she presumably can’t see the difference in her outfit reels attempts and, well - anyone else’s.
SheJustAintAllThere
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Can someone please tell me who this girl is? I came across her at an F1 party that I found out later she wasn't invited to. She told a group of us that she’s a celeb in Ireland? I found her cringe worthy Instagram page and her Tik Tok. I’m intrigued by her as she told us she’s also dating an F1 driver but wouldn’t give his name.
BigMavis
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She's real. She's very real. She believes she's a fashion influencer right at the cutting edge. I think she believes irons shouldn't exist.
She has also introduced her own eyeshadow technique, spoiler its a blusher brush used to apply bronzer to the eyelids. Enlightening. Don't worry about lip liner either, total waste of time. Yip. And wings, don't be careful, its like Charlotte Tilbury after a bottle of prosseco and several shots. Moving on to hair, yip thats real too. Just keep loading the products on, serum, oil, beachy wave spray, whatever you have to hand and apply it 3 times. Voilà... you can achieve her look. Lucky you.
If you're into shoes she's yours girl, her top tips include not actually placing your feet into the footwear, simply rest your foot on ridiculously high wedges or have pumps that belong in the last decade
She has also introduced her own eyeshadow technique, spoiler its a blusher brush used to apply bronzer to the eyelids. Enlightening. Don't worry about lip liner either, total waste of time. Yip. And wings, don't be careful, its like Charlotte Tilbury after a bottle of prosseco and several shots. Moving on to hair, yip thats real too. Just keep loading the products on, serum, oil, beachy wave spray, whatever you have to hand and apply it 3 times. Voilà... you can achieve her look. Lucky you.
If you're into shoes she's yours girl, her top tips include not actually placing your feet into the footwear, simply rest your foot on ridiculously high wedges or have pumps that belong in the last decade
Imagine going on a little night out, having a few too many drinks, waking up the next day in unfamiliar surroundings. At first glance you think you’ve awoken in the local skip, but upon closer inspection it would appear that the area is in-fact inhabited by some type of giant racoon .
While gathering your bearings and trying to locate the closest source of water, you are startled by a loud crash. Turning toward the nearest exit, you spot a human head poking through the paper-thin wall. As it would happen, Jojo has taken a spill while Mammy films the latest reel, and ploughed her head through the paper-thin hallway wall through to her bedroom.
Thankfully she is not hurt and shouts to her Father to get his tools, something which seems all too frequent a request to him…
Once freed, Jojo twirls her way into the hovel/bedroom, declaring she has updated her facebook relationship status and provisionally booked a wedding date for 2024 #5yearplan.
I highly doubt the ‘relationship’ was overly serious, if it even existed in the first place. Knowing Joanne there’s probably a very high probability that she’s either lying or seriously exaggerating the truth.
While gathering your bearings and trying to locate the closest source of water, you are startled by a loud crash. Turning toward the nearest exit, you spot a human head poking through the paper-thin wall. As it would happen, Jojo has taken a spill while Mammy films the latest reel, and ploughed her head through the paper-thin hallway wall through to her bedroom.
Thankfully she is not hurt and shouts to her Father to get his tools, something which seems all too frequent a request to him…
Once freed, Jojo twirls her way into the hovel/bedroom, declaring she has updated her facebook relationship status and provisionally booked a wedding date for 2024 #5yearplan.
I highly doubt the ‘relationship’ was overly serious, if it even existed in the first place. Knowing Joanne there’s probably a very high probability that she’s either lying or seriously exaggerating the truth.
OllieLollie
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I'm just going to leave this here
square_spoon
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Just back from a little run myself girls…..worn out!!
sureitmustbetrue
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Synopsis is she Wants to give her parents a good retirement as they have done so much for her. Having a surplus of money in her bank account and not living week to week, I want €20k in my bank account saved. I would love to be able to buy sustainable clothes shoes and buy a designer bag. She wants to be able to upcycle whatever she wants. She wants to be a trainer or a coach to help people find their dreams and to work with sustainable brands making thousands of euros. Want to live in Monaco or Abu Dhabi with a boyfriend who will provide for her. She’d like him to have a boat and they spent valuable time together in the boat. She’d also like a gym in her apartment!! She can barely find her way out of her house to run, she’s hardly going to move aboard. 🫠🫠
Lads no, she’s claiming to have covid again and has also let slip that she ‘avoided it up until now’. Sure wasnt the same doll claiming to be struck down with it sometime last year and we all called it that she was lying at the time.
Her lies are tripping her at this stage, cant even keep them straight herself.
Her lies are tripping her at this stage, cant even keep them straight herself.
Thahtpahrt
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the first time I met her I was told not to engage with her because she forms unhealthy attachments and lashes out when things don’t go her way. I originally thought that people were just being mean to her. Then I saw her in action. She properly shouts and roars at people who disagree with her, she decides that people are friends with her / going out with her and becomes weirdly attached to them, then gets vicious when they don’t do whatever she wants. And I’ve seen her get physical with people who disagree with her. Nasty.