Jessontheplussize #9

[GossBoss]

That’s interesting about models having tans at shoots, I just assumed they would adjust your skin tone accordingly later.

Do we know what Jess’s shoot is for?

Was it Lorna Luxe or did I just make that up?

 

[Crazymum]

I’m so sorry for your loss, that’s horrible

Thankyou. It’s awful. Just awful. Nobody knows what it’s like unless they’ve lost someone to Covid. Sending your loved one off in an ambulance, have no contact then 5 days later machines turned off and told they have died. That’s it and this was in the early days of it when 900 a day were dying. 12 people at the funeral. Couldnt sit near each other . Fit healthy nothing wrong health wise.
No I have no pity for a young person gorging daily on shit. Jess isn’t fat she’s morbidly obese . She’s killing herself. I’m just stating a fact.

 

[AllGreyEverything]

Anyone else this it’s weird Jess hasn’t said anything on stories about the launch since it actually launched? I’m wondering if she’s pissed off there are only two photos of her on her own “modelling” the clothes

She is only the main image for a couple but if you go on each item & swipe the pics she is there

 

[Em_]

The make up does look awful, but I guess that's due to her tan. I really thought she was bringing out her own plus size range, but maybe her following isn't enough, but to model Stacey's awful range

 

[IAmLamp]

Why does this thread always get derailed so easily?

Sorry I'm so guilty of it

Why does this thread always get derailed so easily?

Sorry I'm so guilty of it

 

[Areyouforreal]

First up her makeup/skin looks bad enough without the fake freckles
I reckon she has made up part of this old fella at the pub

 

[Romy]

I’m obsessed with it but not brave enough to try it

I understand. The idea just freaks me out

 

[FlabberDabberDoo]

I wasn’t feeling sorry for Jess until today, feel sorry that she practiced and she’s wearing that idiot solomons clothes and let’s be honest they look horrible.
I KNOW how hard modelling is, every shot from the photographer needs to be a new move and a subtle one at that. I feel horrible for her because I can see she feels how I felt on my first shoot

i know I’d feel the same. It wouldn’t be so bad if they used all influencers so they all could play model together but to lump her in with (I’m assuming) experienced models I do feel for her. You can see the difference between Jess and the other girls in their movements between shots.

Maybe they have made her make up darker to match her tan?!

They have, she would look like a moon face otherwise

 

[instamumsaredaft]

Ooh I'm liking a couple of these dresses in the asos haul

 

[Romy]

I’m a plus size model myself and I’m actually pissed that a real model missed out of this opportunity because Jess is an ‘influencer’

Not sure the model missed anything though. The first dress is not very flattering

I think they'll need to spend a lot of time editing if these are anything to go by. She's so orange she'd count as one of your 5 a day

Also, those wrinkles down the thigh of her jeans highlight the fact that they don't fit

Omg the jeans and her colour

 

[Romy]

What doesn't she mean "shave her face"?

 

[LellsBells]

Is she wearing her own shoes/sandals for the shoot?
Is that why she went crazy a few weeks ago buying loads of sandals?

 

[Em_]

Still no congratulations from whatlauraloves....seeing as they are supposed to be friends, and Laura has just posted a cringe worthy reel wearing Solomons range.
Laura is probably jealous

I'm surprised she could fit in any of them

 

[LellsBells]

What doesn't she mean "shave her face"?

Dermaplaning to remove the peach fluff

 

[Little Baby Nothing]

Yes there’s tall, standard and petit from size 6-28. I have the same struggle with petit usually


oh I definitely will! Haha I don’t really have an opinion on SS good or bad so I’m happy to be taking one for the team

I ordered some too, I really like three of the dresses, I really hope they're not shit!

 

[Furnessian]

It might not be a main symptom of Covid but there are only 3 of those listed there and as we know, Covid has myriad of symptoms and presents differently in different people. If you’re at all concerned, isolate and get a test. Why wouldn’t you?

 

[Bagpuss7]

Perhaps she will address it later when she does her Q&A about the shoot. I would hope she hasn't been stupid and not bothered to do a test upfront. She's not mentioned if she's had the jab yet ( I think she has ) but she wouldn't be the only influencer, Poppy Adams is another one, that thinks the one jab now makes her invincible and immune to covid !

 

[Crazymum]

Use the online booking service rather than waiting for your GP. Be much quicker

I’ve tried but we seem to be quite far behind so are working on 45 plus atm in our area. The letters must be going out as my 20 year old son had it weeks ago as he’s asthmatic .

 

[GiftedNotFree]

I like Jess and hope she did have a good time at the shoot. But I did think she was REALLY ecstatic about it - even more so than she was when she got her own edit with ... whoever it was! (Can’t remember- PLT maybe??)

 

[TeaNToast]

That dress