Jessiika Wilson #14 Womp Womp

[Bushpig81]

She's clearly done absolutely no research! Yes Jess, the Amalfi (in particular Positano) is one of the most expensive places in the world! And you're going to be walking up and down those stairs no matter where you stay. You're going to need water, lots of it. And you'll be paying 10euros for a tiny bottle from the store that's half way up that mountain! You won't be able to afford any of the restaurants at the bottom nor will you actually be smart enough to make a reservation which you'll need to do months out, so you'll be going up those stairs for food! You'll also be bored because you're not the travel type, you're not one to appreciate the culture. You're not one to appreciate the architecture. You're not one to appreciate the people or the history. You're also not very street smart and eill easily get scammed. By the vendors, the cab drivers (lol iykyk), everyone! So you'll end up in your hotel room with your kids behind a screen editing an insta v reality reel because a heavenly place like positano isn't for people like you but you'll blame everyone but yourself.

So here's a tip. Either don't go. Stick to Milan. Or go and find a cheap hotel up at montepertuso where the food is cheaper, water is cheaper, there's a bit of flat land, and you'll love the view while you're stuck inside. There's also a bus to take you down for that insta photo by the deck chairs which I know is the only reason you want to go!

Wake up Jessssi. Europe is not for you! Save your money and go paint your wall instead.

 

[gawjussssfabric]

Thats so funny, its literally been the hottest topic in the house, me:looking foward to going to kindy? my daughter what, I'm not going kindy!! literally the day before she starts so hard to believe a 4yo would want to go 5 days a week, i wonder what this deeper conversation included because you really don't get much out of 4yo! She clearly didn't explain kindy situation properly and hopefully she explain what would be expected of her because it's a lot for 4yo.

It went like this:
Jessi & sleaze bag- “now Goldie my precious sunshine favourite child. Are you likeSURE you want to go to big skewl? Like Are you super sure because like golden angel you really have to think about this are you sure. Like You will have to catch the bus with the boys after the first week mummy has appointments like Do you really want to go?”

Goldie- “bus yes bus. I go big skewl big”

Then Jess and Flith look at each other with beaming eyes and say “aww she said bus, let’s do it!”

the rest is like history you know.

 

[fakefriendsonthegram]

I’m a hairdresser and my child likes his hair longer and scruffy.. Who gives a fuck if they haven’t had haircuts before school. And I still haven’t sorted school stuff.. they start Tuesday. Call me Jessiiii.

Are you lost?

 

[Oxtailstew]

Jessika Wilson #15 A,E,I,O or U which vowel will this clown renew?

 

[lifeispeachy]

Ummmm literally her reason for sending her early is because some of her friends went to big school and there were younger kids in her daycare room and she wanted to go to big school. What the fuck.

yes, let the four-year-old make life and educational decisions.

 

[Cheesecakelover]

i rolled my eyes so hard.. sure, you had a deep conversation with a 4.5 year old..

Of course they had a deep conversation with her, all 3 of them would be on the same level

 

[pussycatmeowed]

Did anyone else LOL when Messi said her and Filth sat down to talk and then more in depth with Goldie. I can totally imagine the depth gone into that convo..

 

[lovethatformeh]

These are the ugliest effing shoes I’ve ever seen

 

[Five Of Each]

jessiika Wilson #15 GUYZZ PLEASE GO PLUCK YOURSELVES WHILE I PLAN OUR ITALIAN VOWEL RENEWAL.

Thread suggestion #15 Buy a Vowel….Renewal.

 

[Someone44]

She even says that she texted the daycare Teacher asking her opinion & she said no keep her back?! This is an educator that worked with your child & you disregarded her advice & let your 4 year old make the decision! That says a f#cking lotttttt about their parenting!! Useless bogans

 

[fakefriendsonthegram]

Do we know that the preps at her school didn’t start today? At my daughters school she’s not starting until Monday, a week after the rest of the school cohort. I think it’s a blatant lie that she didn’t know she’d be starting at the start of this year. I’m sure she was having second thoughts but she’d already enrolled her and the fact that if she thought she wouldn’t be starting means she would have missed all the transition sessions etc. I don’t believe her. Goldie was going to start school this whole time and she’s just trying to present that it was a hard decision for her.

her saying “ even when you’re intentions are good, you don’talways get it right” is her saying that her intentions were good In delaying her but it actually wasn’t the right decision for Goldie (which is not true, it absolutely would have been)

Yes the preps at her school started last Tuesday with the rest of the school. I know the school. Goldie has missed the first week of prep because her dumb ass parents got FOMO and decided last minute to send her for their benefit.

 

[GemmaBish]

Imagine missing your first week and a half of prep... that poor child Jessii you really fucked this up on so many levels.

 

[fakefriendsonthegram]

She’s sold out of albums?? Seriously who is buying these overpriced reject shop albums?
also…, isn’t a bitch her everyday vibe?

There is a group of north Brisbane mums, the ones on centrelink with multiple baby daddy's, who froth on Jessiiiika. They think she is super rich and aesthetic and cool. Their kids names are most likely Kayden, Neveah-Lee, Bloom, Goldie, Dre, Holden, Kaos etc etc. That is her target audience and those types use their child support money on instagram influencer junk.

 

[notgifted]

Ha ha there’s no romance between those two illiterate bogans. He’d be lucky to get a root once a fortnight and that’s only if he’s been a good boy and her Aunty Flo hasn’t destroyed her.

He reaks of being a compulsive masturbator. Sweaty palms, always horny like a love struck teen trying to get a shot off.
I can picture little Phylis hiding in the bloom shed behind his computer screens pretending he’s editing, the only thing he’s workin in his gherkin.

 

[beigebabe]

Those reasons are BULLSHIT, I don’t buy a second of it, “Goldie wanted to go to big school”, I want to retire and have $12m in the bank, but it’s not going to happen.
We held our second back, no regrets, it’s what was right for her, when she went back to Pre Prep and asked where her friends were, we used it to teach her some resilience. Every child is different but this kid talks at a lower level than the “babies” in her kindy daycare room.

 

[lovethatformeh]

Buying something from your wife’s failing store just to give her something to do tomorrow Filth?

 

[Emmum]

It's also instilling the narrative that you have to do everything your friends do, and being with friends is more important than your education and own personal circumstances.

 

[fakefriendsonthegram]

I don’t hate the dress and I think her make up looks really pretty, but the dress is way too poofy for her. It doesn’t suit her. I might need to see a proper still shot of it. I love the colours and the concept.

Are you ok? Do we need to call 000?

 

[Bluewhale25]

She’s at prep! So much time for work Netflix now

 

[StickyTapeTits]

I wonder if she regrets womp womping me? This thread used to absolutely chew her out… must be infuriating now. WOMP FUCKING WOMP BITCH.