Jermain Defoe

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As requested, thread for footballer Jermaine Defoe. @Iamjermaindefoe

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The tit he likes in the bedroom lol anyone else has the pleasure of his giraffe patterned fool
 
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What’s the☕On this one lol… I thought he was such a ag back in the day.. parking my bum here… oh yeah my only tea is I see him in vip in a nightclub in Romford about 15 years ago and he said hi… boring I know lol
 
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Quick recap

Jermain shagging half the UK. Wife knows but doesn’t care…
Was shagging her bestie “jizz bucket” which man Donna still doesn’t know and made her a bridesmaid at the wedding….
He was with dog Donna when he started cheating with man Donna and took her down south with jizz bucket..
He flew 2 other girls down to London while man Donna and Jizz we’re staying in his house….
Donna likes sky remotes…
Jermain likes anything with a pulse…
 
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It’s so over simplified but that’s definitely the summary of the last year in the life of JD 😆👌🏼
Let’s not forget them constantly adding and deleting each other everytime she found about about new cheating scandals or new cheating phones. They’ve only been together a year! She definitely chased him down the aisle and she’s no idea the Narc she’s married. But I think she’s a self serving Narc herself who is trying too hard.
She’s a bam from Glasgow who loved shagging everyone in glasgow (not just sky remotes) before he fell in her and Jizz bucket’s trap 😂
 
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Please can someone explain the sky remotes reference?
There is a video of Mrs Defoe getting very intimate with a Sky Remote control and performing a magic disappearing act with it. I think this was before JD was in the picture, but its done multiple rounds of Glasgow and JD now gets called HDJD by the Rangers fans :LOL:
 
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There is a video of Mrs Defoe getting very intimate with a Sky Remote control and performing a magic disappearing act with it. I think this was before JD was in the picture, but its done multiple rounds of Glasgow and JD now gets called HDJD by the Rangers fans :LOL:
That must be one massive gash
 
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Let the fan see the sky remote 😂😂 why the duck would you want to use a sky remote as a dildo I mean I'm all for being adventurous but that's taking the piss haha
 
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Is this the guy who dated Danielle Lloyd, then some girl sold a kiss and tell saying he cheated on Danielle and had put this girls knickers on his head during sex.
 
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Is this the guy who dated Danielle Lloyd, then some girl sold a kiss and tell saying he cheated on Danielle and had put this girls knickers on his head during sex.
I think my tina would have sealed itself shut if someone did that.
 
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