Next time I go on holiday I’m seriously considering changing my profile photo to my Tattle display photo and if the worst happens I request a fancy dress party be held.
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Do it!!!
Fear not lads. Back to zante next year.
What’s your favourite food? Incase you go missing & we need to organise a trail of food to tempt you back home.
Oooh ill have a think and let you know.
Thanks to Jay Slater, I now refuse to go on holiday incase I accidentally fall nose first in to a vat of Ket and end up hugging a cactus whilst offering it a Rolex.
Only if the salad involves most things from the Chinese menu 
Don't you worry Brummie, we know a lady with a mobility scooter, a sniffer dog and Dazza who can do a 'pole' for votes!
But it would be helpful if you said now whether you’d like us to send Down the bleeper to look for you or whether you’d rather just stay missing.Don't you worry Brummie, we know a lady with a mobility scooter, a sniffer dog and Dazza who can do a 'pole' for votes!
I love that this thread is still going. It's one of the best ones on here, honestly. 
Should it be me. Please do send him. If nothing else will give you lads some entertainment and my missing status shouldn’t stop the grift
The outcomes the same surely? Stay missing
Talking of grift...Should it be me. Please do send him. If nothing else will give you lads some entertainment and my missing status shouldn’t stop the grift
Do not worry, I will set up a GFM within hours of not seeing you post on Tattle. Will get my nails done in your favourite colour.
I like you too much to inflict DTR on looking for you though
Now I'm thinking who would play me in the Netflix series. 'Emily in Peril'
This thread has been one of the most hilarious things I've read. I know the circumstances were tragic and no one dismissed that fact, it was the 'supporting cast' and your comments towards them which provided the entertainment. I was only allowed to lurk all through it but did vow, should membership open, I would have to congratulate you all on your fine wit and commentsI love that this thread is still going. It's one of the best ones on here, honestly.
No other missing person will touch our hearts like Jay did.
The drugs, the Rolex, the chav-tastic family. It had it all
This is the Waitrose version of a missing person not an aldi version
The drugs, the Rolex, the chav-tastic family. It had it all
This is the Waitrose version of a missing person not an aldi version
Absolutely. You could be standing beside him & that idiot still wouldn’t be able to find you.The outcomes the same surely? Stay missing
Every so often I will randomly remember a Jay Slater thread comment like salad/the fancy dress or Brad's gurning face on TV or Ayub was known as Whispers...oh it sets me off again!No other missing person will touch our hearts like Jay did.
The drugs, the Rolex, the chav-tastic family. It had it all
This is the Waitrose version of a missing person not an aldi version
If this thread is still going next summer we all need a fancy dress meet up...Tattlers In Tenererife tour?
Ill stay home so we are all safe!
My friend for her nails done the other week and they were bright coral /orange. All I could think of was Jay's mum and her orange nails.Every so often I will randomly remember a Jay Slater thread comment like salad/the fancy dress or Brad's gurning face on TV or Ayub was known as Whispers...oh it sets me off again!
If this thread is still going next summer we all need a fancy dress meet up...Tattlers In Tenererife tour?
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