Jay Slater #14

[VeeJayBee]

I didn’t realise it was auto corrected to kettle! Although it could be a new drug, anything seems possible with this case!!

Until I realised it was auto corrected I thought he took it for the teabags Debs put in his luggage

Ayub's Russell Hobbs

 

[anniemouse]

I didn’t realise it was auto corrected to kettle! Although it could be a new drug, anything seems possible with this case!!

Hahaha, robbed Ayub’s kettle and he was fuming as he was dying for a cup of tea.

 

[Sertraline Queen]

Niche costume now available for the party… Ayubs Kettle ( Russell & Hobbs )

 

[pommynoir]

I didn’t realise it was auto corrected to kettle! Although it could be a new drug, anything seems possible with this case!!

Omg I actually thought it was a kettle and was picturing him running down the road with the electric bit in one hand and the jug in the other

 

[Mycatismad]

Omg I actually thought it was a kettle and was picturing him running down the road with the electric bit in one hand and the jug in the other

And Ayub shouting from the doorstep with a dry tea bag in his hand

 

[GlitterFluff]

Oh, Jay. What a comedic legacy you have left behind

 

[Mycatismad]

Oh, Jay. What a comedic legacy you have left behind

This thread at its busiest was comedy gold (despite the grim subject) I still chuckle to myself when random things pop into my head from it.

 

[VeeJayBee]

This thread at its busiest was comedy gold (despite the grim subject) I still chuckle to myself when random things pop into my head from it.

Me too I discovered it last year on Trending Threads when my usual threads were a bit quiet and I was looking for some watercooler chat.

 

[thomasthetank82]

I read it as kettle too and thought wtf has he been offed over a cuppa... or lack of! Jay took the kettle amd was killed by Ayub in a fettle

 

[Meangirl815]

In fairness who doesn't like a nice cup of coffee to pull you round from a come down?

 

[VeeJayBee]

This thread at its busiest was comedy gold (despite the grim subject) I still chuckle to myself when random things pop into my head from it.

My OH came into my home office with an icy drink one very hot day to find me crying with laughter at my desk. I told him what I was laughing about and of course he told me I was awful so I had to explain the comedy was not in the sad disappearance but in the rapid fire discussion of the adjacent characters and shady activities.

 

[Mycatismad]

My OH came into my home office with an icy drink one very hot day to find me crying with laughter at my desk. I told him what I was laughing about and of course he told me I was awful so I had to explain the comedy was not in the sad disappearance but in the rapid fire discussion of the adjacent characters and shady activities.

We need this thread to keep up with Debs nail colours never mind anything else!

 

[lilykestrel]

My OH came into my home office with an icy drink one very hot day to find me crying with laughter at my desk. I told him what I was laughing about and of course he told me I was awful so I had to explain the comedy was not in the sad disappearance but in the rapid fire discussion of the adjacent characters and shady activities.

I remember trying to explain the whole situation to mine (who had no idea what was happening) and that up and down the country there was an army of people watching Tenerife nature webcams

 

[HawTea2.0]

I actually do know of someone that was BATTERED for robbing someone’s kettle at a gaf party and then shitting in it so the kettle thing kind of checked out they aren’t cheap for a decent on these days

 

[Comewhinewithme]

Why is the voms foaming at the mouth over new information? MWT said?

 

[pommynoir]

Oh, Jay. What a comedic legacy you have left behind

Do you think our debs has ever chuckled reading this. I hope so.

 

[pommynoir]

Lads what was your favourite part of this?

The whole saga was brilliant but I will never forget the person who told us they’d heard (maybe on YouTube?) that Debbie and her family owned a Scottish village, and a castle(?) and they’d all gone up there to discuss what had gone on in a barber shop and ayub was also there but was excluded from the group.

I crack up every time I think about it, I’m crying even typing this.

 

[Jusa]

I liked the fact that Vicky Entwistle (Janice Battersbee from Corrie) was related to the family. Jay's gran is her godmother, and she shared a post about him being missing

 

[Lars Guinard]

Lads what was your favourite part of this?

The whole saga was brilliant but I will never forget the person who told us they’d heard (maybe on YouTube?) that Debbie and her family owned a Scottish village, and a castle(?) and they’d all gone up there to discuss what had gone on in a barber shop and ayub was also there but was excluded from the group.

I crack up every time I think about it, I’m crying even typing this.

Oh Lordy! There are too many gems with this one!
Warren and his awful Gary Glitter looking tattoo, Bradders gurning on national tv, DTR and his Pom Bear self failing to find his own hotel room, the batshit crazy theories of eagles/land sharks...then the fun funeral and wacky wake with all the Dingles raving it up! I am now crying with laughter...

 

[HawTea2.0]

Lads what was your favourite part of this?

The whole saga was brilliant but I will never forget the person who told us they’d heard (maybe on YouTube?) that Debbie and her family owned a Scottish village, and a castle(?) and they’d all gone up there to discuss what had gone on in a barber shop and ayub was also there but was excluded from the group.

I crack up every time I think about it, I’m crying even typing this.

My fav part was defo this thread in general and the comedic geniuses and Salad. I still laugh every time someone in work is being melancholic and says “alas” all dramatic and no one knows why
Second fav - the Gary glitter tattoo