Since it will hopefully be nice weather, I’m going to attend with my socks and sliders combo, complete with bum bag (worn across the shoulder, obvs)
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The conspiracy theories are hilarious. There’s been one this morning (yup, joined a group for general observing this farce) that is just all about him being on drugs (shock lol ) but it’s clearly drug lords killing him because he lost their tit. The poster apparently went over to “help with the search” 
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God bless them, it isn’t as though emergency services in the country knew the terrain, thank goodness we have people like DTR/ Facebook Sherlock’s helping. And the money for his “send off”.
The world has gone mad. Who actually cares about a convicted, violent criminal dying because he was ducked on whatever?! Is this really all we have to care about?!
Very sad a 19 year old died blah blah blah. It’s, unfortunately not unusual for people that age to die after misadventure. Should we not be more concerned about the nut job that murdered three children in Southport, and injured many more?! Nah, Jay deserves a proper chav send off. bleeping glass carriage and horses incoming, along with multiple “exclusive” interviews with the family for the upcoming future.
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.God bless them, it isn’t as though emergency services in the country knew the terrain, thank goodness we have people like DTR/ Facebook Sherlock’s helping. And the money for his “send off”.
The world has gone mad. Who actually cares about a convicted, violent criminal dying because he was ducked on whatever?! Is this really all we have to care about?!
Very sad a 19 year old died blah blah blah. It’s, unfortunately not unusual for people that age to die after misadventure. Should we not be more concerned about the nut job that murdered three children in Southport, and injured many more?! Nah, Jay deserves a proper chav send off. bleeping glass carriage and horses incoming, along with multiple “exclusive” interviews with the family for the upcoming future.
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Damn! I was thinking it and forgot to type it.Don't forget to wear your sunglasses at all time, some fetching cactus earrings and your rolex
(Off to place a bet on myself going to hell...reckon I'll get good odds salad).
I’m a bit younger lol but you know these things are always
I agree........... 🫤The conspiracy theories are hilarious. There’s been one this morning (yup, joined a group for general observing this farce) that is just all about him being on drugs (shock lol ) but it’s clearly drug lords killing him because he lost their tit. The poster apparently went over to “help with the search”
God bless them, it isn’t as though emergency services in the country knew the terrain, thank goodness we have people like DTR/ Facebook Sherlock’s helping. And the money for his “send off”.
The world has gone mad. Who actually cares about a convicted, violent criminal dying because he was ducked on whatever?! Is this really all we have to care about?!
Very sad a 19 year old died blah blah blah. It’s, unfortunately not unusual for people that age to die after misadventure. Should we not be more concerned about the nut job that murdered three children in Southport, and injured many more?! Nah, Jay deserves a proper chav send off. bleeping glass carriage and horses incoming, along with multiple “exclusive” interviews with the family for the upcoming future.
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release 
I’ve got a TEMU LED light up jacket that I wore at Glastonbury. I think it’s just right for this occasion!
They'll hold a night vigil for him in tenerife. The whole mountainside will be lit up with the orange glow of spliffs
Anyone else thinking we might get a chance to wear our costumes after all? 
About 10 years ago a kid was stabbed and he was buried in a coffin shaped and painted like an adidas shoe box. What were Jays 4 preferred choice of shoes?
Flip-flops 
Or Debbie's nails! Then again, she might not be able to bear it. and she did faint y'know
I know I shouldn’t laugh but every time I see someone in slides I think of the indignant “these scrotes in sliders” comment someone made ages ago!Flip-flops
Are we going over the make of trainers again? What colour was Jay wearing? Is there a picture of him wearing trainers?
Right I think I need to get off tattle with you bad bad lot your jokes are seriously affecting me now.
Let me tell you about my dream last night
I missed a flight so I went to wait for the next one when I walked into a room of what could only be described as a tattle Jay slater convention. There were looky looky men everywhere singing their very good very nice song
there were cacti, rolexes, a bleeping Eagle. Everyone from the party was there 
Then the looky looky men decided to start trying to kiss everyone but they would open their mouths and stick their tongues right out and try licking all our mouths
All of a sudden we were all sat down listening to some American dudes speech about canals or some rit and on the map he showed us he had written "Oswaldtwistle" so we were all like oooohhhh buurrnn taking the piss out of us are ya? And this poor American dude had no idea wtf was up with us. His mate then decided to shout at us all for being horrible. So we all moved away to the next table and it basically turned into this scene but rather than mean girls it was just a bunch of strangely dressed tattlers. I believe it was the person who had the ronsealed face with the ducked up drawn on eyebrows in the place of Gretchen
The end
your jokes are seriously affecting me now.Let me tell you about my dream last night
I missed a flight so I went to wait for the next one when I walked into a room of what could only be described as a tattle Jay slater convention. There were looky looky men everywhere singing their very good very nice song
there were cacti, rolexes, a bleeping Eagle. Everyone from the party was there Then the looky looky men decided to start trying to kiss everyone but they would open their mouths and stick their tongues right out and try licking all our mouths
All of a sudden we were all sat down listening to some American dudes speech about canals or some rit and on the map he showed us he had written "Oswaldtwistle" so we were all like oooohhhh buurrnn taking the piss out of us are ya? And this poor American dude had no idea wtf was up with us. His mate then decided to shout at us all for being horrible. So we all moved away to the next table and it basically turned into this scene but rather than mean girls it was just a bunch of strangely dressed tattlers. I believe it was the person who had the ronsealed face with the ducked up drawn on eyebrows in the place of Gretchen
The end
Cheese dream???Right I think I need to get off tattle with you bad bad lot
Let me tell you about my dream last night
I missed a flight so I went to wait for the next one when I walked into a room of what could only be described as a tattle Jay slater convention. There were looky looky men everywhere singing their very good very nice song
Then the looky looky men decided to start trying to kiss everyone but they would open their mouths and stick their tongues right out and try licking all our mouths
All of a sudden we were all sat down listening to some American dudes speech about canals or some rit and on the map he showed us he had written "Oswaldtwistle" so we were all like oooohhhh buurrnn taking the piss out of us are ya? And this poor American dude had no idea wtf was up with us. His mate then decided to shout at us all for being horrible. So we all moved away to the next table and it basically turned into this scene but rather than mean girls it was just a bunch of strangely dressed tattlers. I believe it was the person who had the ronsealed face with the ducked up drawn on eyebrows in the place of Gretchen
The end
(Not to be confused with cheese and pineapple hedgehogs)
Every time someone mentions a bumbag worn across the shoulders I feel so personally attacked
I also had an incredibly vivid dream last night but I woke up and it slipped away like water through my fingers, the only bit that stands out now was me dropping someone’s ashes and them blowing everywhere in a big cloud and choking on them, while I tried to sweep them up. I woke up coughing. My first thought was reading too much on here!Right I think I need to get off tattle with you bad bad lot
Let me tell you about my dream last night
I missed a flight so I went to wait for the next one when I walked into a room of what could only be described as a tattle Jay slater convention. There were looky looky men everywhere singing their very good very nice song
Then the looky looky men decided to start trying to kiss everyone but they would open their mouths and stick their tongues right out and try licking all our mouths
All of a sudden we were all sat down listening to some American dudes speech about canals or some rit and on the map he showed us he had written "Oswaldtwistle" so we were all like oooohhhh buurrnn taking the piss out of us are ya? And this poor American dude had no idea wtf was up with us. His mate then decided to shout at us all for being horrible. So we all moved away to the next table and it basically turned into this scene but rather than mean girls it was just a bunch of strangely dressed tattlers. I believe it was the person who had the ronsealed face with the ducked up drawn on eyebrows in the place of Gretchen
The end
With Rolexes, cacti and ket
He went off on a trot, then over a cliff he did drop, and so concludes the tale of jay slater
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