He found a water fountain. Riveting stuff 🥱🥱
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SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS.I’m still expecting a resurrection before the funeral.
Maybe they'll have him embalmed on stage in the club like that rapper goonew last year.
Fully suspect DTR will be live streaming or sharing something tacky about the funeral (since he's shared that how he is travelling back to the UK for it 
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He will need that last boost from the income that jumping on Jay's disappearance and death has provided him with.
).He will need that last boost from the income that jumping on Jay's disappearance and death has provided him with.
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Sometimes I wonder if Sabrina Carpenter enjoys the fact she is with a man who ducked a grave or if it gives her a bit of an ick 
the fact he said he improvised it makes it worse as it means it was his idea and not that the director told him to 🫠
the fact he said he improvised it makes it worse as it means it was his idea and not that the director told him to 🫠I wonder if it’s gone quiet because he’s back home and they’re having another autopsy here for second opinion (I think I would if it was me just for piece of mind use the GFM if needed )
I do think they’d have been told they can’t announce when they are returning as he would be on a commercial flight (unless they paid private) might freak people out abit if the were going to be on the flight (yes I know it happens all the time but it isn’t announced or known so I would believe they’d be told they can’t say we going home tomorrow etc as you could work out which flight it was)
I do think they’d have been told they can’t announce when they are returning as he would be on a commercial flight (unless they paid private) might freak people out abit if the were going to be on the flight (yes I know it happens all the time but it isn’t announced or known so I would believe they’d be told they can’t say we going home tomorrow etc as you could work out which flight it was)
Also it’d probably attract loonies at the airport with Forever 19 banners and the like
Has a post mortem taken place on Jay in the UK?
Dont give up the day job.
went to have a look at the gfm and looks like it has slowed down finally. I think they’re already in the uk awaiting therave funeral
went to have a look at the gfm and looks like it has slowed down finally. I think they’re already in the uk awaiting the
We should have another tit-show to see , in a few weeks/months time then......
Ice cream & burger vans with large men selling polystyrene cups of tea with little lids fer a Quid....
Ice cream & burger vans with large men selling polystyrene cups of tea with little lids fer a Quid....
“Tears across the nation”
maybe from the machete shop owners!I’m going to get a scruffy jacket, bum bag and nicotine stained fingers to sell glow sticks
I’m going in head to toe North Face with a fake Valentino bum bag to put my machete and gas canisters in.
Full white Lacoste tracksuit for me with some mint green Nike Airs and white sports socks, can’t forget the tab and tinnie of dark fruits which I’ll pass out from a cool box
I’m going to paint my face with ronseal, add some sharpie eyebrows, I’ll be wearing a pair of up my bum cut off white denim shorts and a leopard halter neck crop top with fluffy flip flops.
I’ll have bags of candy floss to sell. £5 each
I’ll have bags of candy floss to sell. £5 each
Christ a fiver, Debbie is it you?
Debs would have mentioned the nail colour!
Don't forget to wear your sunglasses at all time, some fetching cactus earrings and your rolex 
(Off to place a bet on myself going to hell...reckon I'll get good odds salad).
(Off to place a bet on myself going to hell...reckon I'll get good odds salad).
You know the bit on Titanic when the one lifeboat comes back for Rose and they shout 'is anyone alive out there, can anyone here me'. Made me think of Down The Drain searching for Jay.
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