“When I was very young, my dad Joseph worked as the head chef of a cafeteria in a supermarket and later in the same role at a manufacturing company…After James Brown, he was certainly the hardest-working man in show business- or at least the catering industry.”
His older brother was diagnosed with ‘differently presenting’ autism a year before he was (his brother loved playing with Lego, he didn’t like playing with Lego).
His younger brother was “a bit of a prodigy, able to read and write fluently from the age of four”
When he was ‘about five’ it was discovered he was ‘profoundly deaf in his left ear’.
In his school (which he started at age four) because of his constant rocking, humming and banging his head against the wall in the corner, (including a time he did it and split his head open), he was subsequently put into a classroom on his own with a single teacher to teach him. A few chapters later we learn this was in a special needs primary school; at the insistence of his mother he went into ‘mainstream primary school’ from the age of seven.
He started smearing his shit all over the walls at home because he was ‘fascinated by the texture of things that were squishy’. Giff solved this problem by giving him a tube of toothpaste to play with.
Fucking hell, it’s so Jack Monroe coded it’s not even funny. They’re NOT LIKE THE OTHER POVS, okaaay?! They’re MIDDLE CLASS.
There is genuinely not a single thing too mundane (and too completely invented) to have made it into this effing book.
Giff is 100% the Chocco Dave to Arday’s Cack Monroe. Dad Arday’s in there somewhere but mostly irrelevant to the entire ‘legend’, just like poor Ol’ Oirsh Mammy Ev.