Jasmine Rivers

[Cilla Slack]

Yep, it just means sex however many times you want during the booked period. Pretty normal, but I guess that bit is included in the services list for nervous and money conscious clients, lol

 

[PettyinPink]

Do we think she’s implying she went to the coronation before this afternoon tea thing

 

[Uncreativename]

Also I know someone already mentioned Jasmine wears fake designer bags but this Chanel is such a bad fake!

 

[Sluttybirkin]

Same man. Remeber when she used to post bruises. Also surely if she broke her wrist it would be a cast
Suppose it could be makeup and stuff although the bruise looks pretty real this time!!
Who is she in cannes wjth! And is she wearing a wedding ring

 

[Uncreativename]

Lol Jasmine bought bot likes & comments on her pics along with the followers it’s so embarrassingly obvious I don’t get the point. It’s much better to have 100 followers than 100k obviously fake bought bot profiles It’s not 2015 anymore people can tell it’s fake

Also Paris Smith from made in Chelsea follows Jasmine and Matalas is she not cringed out by being associated to people who are cosplaying this aristocratic persona

Agreed..comments like "you are so handsome" and "i am ur fan" repeated by several bot accounts is so cringey.

In fairness..is Paris actually "high society"? Is she actually a "Lady" or is this more fake title and persona too?

 

[queencarmen]

I'd never even heard of him before he was mentioned. He pops up on Jasmine's feed now and again. Did he really ever "peak in popularity"? He just strikes me as another nobody trying to be noticed. Everything he posts seems desperately contrived and immature. All the fake "lord" "baroness" rubbish all of this friend group seems to be into - mega eye roll. They are literally so attention seeking it's embarrassing.

Also not sure if anyone has mentioned yet, but Jasmine has definitely bought her following on instagram.

i think around late 2020/early 2021 (?) he got pretty high views on tiktok but he deleted loads of his videos - back when he lived in his apartment. People lapped up his posh boy schtick and believed it, even though he would talk about expensive watches whilst only ever wearing an apple watch lol, i was super intrigued by it at the time - i wanted to find if he had a good job like he claimed (lmao) and that's what led me to his school news article which made it pretty clear to me he was probably faking the whole thing.

 

[queencarmen]

You can just tell she has the dodgiest old men as clients, the type that are into under aged looking girls

maid? LOL

 

[allynorb]

She's also with Discreet Elite under the same SW persona "Elizabeth", it's another top escort agency in London. They have a VIP section for celebs/ known models which offers Anonymity and Only vetted clients can see the VIP girls after paying a £500 Join fee. They changed her Rates To POA but i remember seeing her Overnight fee as £15K

 

[UsernameBlank]

I think she was referring to Paris from Made in Chelsea

makes sense now you’ve explained

 

[Sluttybirkin]

I mean I don't doubt she could have been a model besides her esvort profile says she's 5"5 so is a bit short lol.

 

[Uncreativename]

Has the friend got markings on her neck similar to what J often has?

I think it's a lipstick mark from J

 

[queencarmen]

So British elite attend state schools in Romford

I’m glad he got mentioned here! I remember finding that article back when he’d peaked in popularity and I was like umm…not adding up.

 

[Tifastrife]

She might be using it as a cover though..she makes up a lot of rubbish.

Also in the things to do section on Cornwell Manor is Daylesford organic farm..
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Also, for all her private "elite" education.. why can't she spell and why does she speak in the worst faux Shakespearean ever!? 🫣
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Speaks all posh then says yacked

 

[qtr100]

Agreed - def not posting in real time.

"Lordmatalas" seems to be friends with lots of trustfund kids, made in chelsea model types & oxbridge toffs.. appears to be hamming up his status, constantly posting about exclusive parties in mayfair members' clubs blah blah.. the lord character is very fake. Think it might be meant as a sort of joke thing or nod to his priviledge. He also appears to know danielash so i think he prob knows them from the members' clubs and "hedonistic" parties he likes to boast about on his instagram.

So British elite attend state schools in Romford

 

[qtr100]

Yeh i was going to say rent and paying off student loan!

Don’t think she’s even a student, she must've dropped out. She would’ve at least posted the graduation ceremony pics to her story. I think she’s just saving

 

[qtr100]

Bondage anyone?

Ouch now why would someone get pleasure out of inflicting pain to this extent. These people need psychiatric assistance

 

[Uncreativename]

Disappeared offline off her public page at least. My guess and hope is that she's having therapy. I'd also not be surprised if she's gone back to studying.. Just a hunch though. I'm also not convinced that she's given up escorting.. The money is too tempting for her it would appear. She's still featured on Discreet Elite agency hidden behind a paywall..

 

[Ehughes]

Is her name actually Dickson instead of Rivers?

She tagged her sister in an old IG story (it’s on her Maldives highlights) and username used to be @aine_dickson instead of Rivers

Yep, here she is in the Falmouth Packet in an article about A Level results, pictured and captioned as Jasmine Dickson

Truro High celebrating top ranking in league tables

Staff and pupils of Truro High School Girls are celebrating after the school was again ranked top in the county for the amount of progress made by…

www.falmouthpacket.co.uk

 

[Uncreativename]

This article appropriately popped up.. Honestly it's so, so obvious what these unknown 'models' & 'actresses' are doing in Cannes. I have seen way too many of these types' social media posts over the last week pretending they are being papped on Cannes red carpets, when in reality they just filter in to the hotel from a long queue on the arm of a sleazy film exec then try to snap a poor quality picture for a few seconds to post on the 'gram pretending that they are there for a reason.. Zero professional photos.. Zero legitimacy. Embarrassing.

https://www.archive.is/oldest/https...nes-film-festival-escort-whatsapp-group.html#

 

[thelifeofpi]

Come in mouth? Come on face?