Jane Gammons

[Canklesshankles]

The fitness tracker we never see again.. Body magic the only magic is making the treat drawer magically disappear.

 

[Suzeyq]

Wow, Groupon voucher and asking followers to pick up the bill.
Nice to know she’s tighter than the size 14 clothes she squeezes herself into.

She is absolute trash ....here Charlie, happy birthday.... I will take you out for a drink but beg publicly for others to pay for it.... how heartwarming!!!!

 

[Canklesshankles]

She tries to make herself sound so busy! Does she forget she vlogs herself doing naff all?
Also, she soooooo reads here. After people mentioning the selfishness re the work holidays yesterday, shes on today saying she had someone thank her so much for sorting their hols, how grateful they were that they can now go on a family holiday.
Sorry, several people thanked her. Sure they did, Jane

And, "Charlie has the hygienist in the morning so, we've got to get ready for that"
How, Jane? What do you possibly have to get ready, in order for Charlie to go to the dentist?

Maybe he needs a two hour jetwash removing the jd seasonings

 

[lexiloo]

so she snacks on quorn nuggets after a large fry up for brekkie and still wonders why she is a slow loser hmmmm

 

[NighttimeNurse]

So Jane has had an ringing endorsement from a Claire, who can't spell and plays xbox. She must be thrilled.

 

[Suzeyq]

Yeah she will say I do actually work full time, my hours are classed as full time and she will tell us how hard she works, that her job is physical and she does over 10k steps at work, she will say how early she gets up, how much she does around the house blah blah blah

When in reality, she's lazy as fuck, and would rather let charlie work more so she can sit on her lazy bum. Its true what 26 year old woman only works part time at Tesco when she's no kids, no responsibilities of looking after elderly parents/grandparents etc etc She obviously doesnt want to own their own home that bad if she's willing to just accept part time at Tesco. (Nothing against working at Tesco BTW, but she would be so much better off working their full time than plugging this youtube thing that i don't think is going to work out for her)

I totally agree nothing at all against working for Tesco... but she needs to pull her chubby finger out of her arse and get more hours in if she wants to buy a house as she bangs on about constantly ... and maybe quit buying enough food on a weekly basis that could feed a family of 6 comfortably... I’m all for going for your dreams but let’s face it Jane has no original ideas for you tube she simply imitates already successful people who have got that niche... she is just hugely irritating

 

[Beggars belief]

Knowing how much criticism these vloggers get, why would you do something like that. It's trashy and obnoxious

Absolutely, just shows how much she has changed... really can not stand people like this taking advantage of gullible people... hard earned cash wasted on a prank and all that waste, makes me angry

 

[blahblahblah29]

Little miss piggy springs to my mind. I think its safe to say sw is not the diet for her and I reckon she only follows it for the followers and freebies x

 

[lexiloo]

I thought the same, I was surprised when I realised he was only 28. He looks and acts older, I think he looks late 30's or early 40's lol. He does always look like he's got the weight of the world on his shoulders!

#freecharlie poor bloke looks old before his time, bored out of his skull, henpecked to death and under the thumb of Jane for sure! bet he answers everything with "yes Jane" "whatever you say Jane" "up to you Jane" my lord man.......escape while you can! or be subjected to JD seasonings, crappo shopping hauls, boring sunday drives and in-your-face with a camera ice cream tasting forever lol

 

[Suzeyq]

I don’t want to know what I weigh this week more bloody denial ... a week and a half off plan for Charles birthday .... no issue with what she eats/weighs at all but do not have SW attached to your name to gain followers or make out to people that your version of the plan is normal ... it’s not and you spout constantly you are a slow loser .... not a slow gainer though? I swear she looks like a couple of stone gained in the past week is sitting just round the neck and back area arghhhh her bullshite advice grinds my gears!!!!!

 

[Beggars belief]

Blimey did you hear her puffing and panting at the end of that vlog?! She’d only walked a little bit... then the vlog ended! I bet she said to Charlie that’ll do, let’s go back to the car that slow cooker pork will be done now, shall we do some chips with it

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

As if she just went live and gave people her location and table number and asked if anyone wanted to buy them drinks... So she can vlog it... Omgeee that's in poor taste

 

[lexiloo]

katy Jayne did so well, became a consultant, but has put an undisclosed amount of weight back on and doesnt make weigh in videos anymore or share her weight. She also baffles me by saying she's a size 10/12 where is reality she's a 14.

Does anyone else follow slimmingworld_jsg on insta, she lost about 10 stone, became a consultant and now has put most of the weight back on.

Jane talking about being off plan for 4 days for Charlies birthday, said she's not depriving herself for his birthday as she does enough of that for other peoples birthdays Could she not just have one meal off plan and leave it at that?

I noticed that with Katy Jayne, she always did really good what I eat in a day vlogs, cook with me vlogs and also shared her weigh ins, she only ever pops up now with charity shop hauls......pulling daft faces on the thumb nails, drives me potty lol

4 days? Hilarious I always thought a birthday was a day .... and love the I am not going to deprive myself statement .... errr love I don’t think you ever have isn’t that your issue?

judging by her treat drawer, portion sizes and roast potatoes for breakfast she clearly celebrates everyones birthday!!

 

[lexiloo]

watched today vlog. She said she was starving how?? She had a slimmingworld lasagne for lunch with salad!! Also why cook 4 lamb steaks surely 1 each would enough. Don't even get my started on that bloody jd seasoning drawer

I was gobsmacked at all those JD pots.........do they pay her commission in pots? those SW lasagnes are huge, I struggled to finish one but greedy gammons shoves one down for lunch no problem, those lamb steaks had visible fat on them too and the yorkie puds and gravy would have been syns, not a great advert yet again

 

[Canklesshankles]

So busy... So tired... So stressed... Also so much of a struggle to get off the sofa. Is there a day when she's not in comfies? I'm sure since she's been married she's become more of a slob or is it just me

 

[Yashlions]

Shall we send her 18 pork chops light snack

 

[Clairey69]

Just see it as the joke that it is. The only one that deserves to be there is Debbie sw, she's lost about 15 stone. and more importantly kept it off. It's very noticeable that Jane is extremely envious of her, she never mentions her! lol

I agree, Debbie is the only one who has stuck to it and been successful and stayed within her target weight.

Just watched her weigh in video and here are a few thoughts;
We never saw the book so could be doubtful, il be checking next week.
How many chips did she cram in the actifry, took a great big handful out as it was too much. What happened to those?
2 fishcakes!! 1 of those would have been enough for me. Charlie could of had 2.
Planning on a weekend off indulgence, again can't wait for next week weigh in.
And the final nail in the coffin for her diet this week gotta get those final 5 syns in, chocolate and a biscuit, in bed.
Why? she doesn't need them and would have saved herself a few calories.
She so doesn't get it, here we are in April and still not hit a stone weight loss. I've lost a stone in the last 5 weeks just by cutting my calories down.

 

[Canklesshankles]

Jane Gluttons, The line drawn slate cleaning queen.
I'm sure she must be a good 15 stone 5 nudging 16 stone. The fat is taking over her features. She used to be able to hide it with the glasses and makeup but now it's still there. Slim con will be entertaining with nobody actually being slim at all

 

[Bellaboo]

why does she change into her nightie after work when she finishes late morning? I don't get it at all, is that her done going out for the day then? she just naps and slobs round the flat in her nightie with a jumper over it, she's letting life pass her by!

She needs to reeeelaxxx for 5 hours you know - cause it must be exhausting sloshing 95 gallons of fabreze round the flat 10 minutes before Charlie gets home

Didnt make it to the end of the latest vlog. Same old daily "activities" ...
Wax melts ... JD seasonings ... puts nightie on ... random cringey singing... fake laughing (followed by "oh dear") ... "So yeah" ... and repeat ...

Even watching to see how bad it is is wearing thin now

 

[Bellaboo]

Is it compulsory for every youtuber to say the phrase.... "So yeah" ... after EVERY single sentence ?!?