James Maddison #2 James and the giant schlong

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Classy statement from our gorgeous boy 🤍
Really sad for him, and I completely agree with everything he’s said. (But then, I would! )
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On the upside he’s still so fucking fit
And another bit of class from Spurs.
He’s a god, and he shall be risen!!
I’m being mega salty, because I’ll always back the things I love, to the death!
 
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Just found Madders in my house
Erm… there’s a few things wrong with this statement…

Firstly; as a Chelski fan, I imagine you wouldn’t have photos up on the walls from Spurs heyday…

Secondly; if he was at yours.. wouldn’t he be naked?

Thirdly; he’s actually at my house watching me do a v.provocative striptease…
 
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I got bullied by my mum for wearing my socks and shorts like this yesterday.
 
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