- Notice
you would with JG as well though
i’m willing to make the sacrifice and take a 7 day course of doxycycline, you can drink on them so it wouldn’t even be that bad. imagine the scenes in the STD clinic nurse: i’m sorry to tell you that you have chlamydia
me: don’t be sorry babe, best £9.35 i ever spent
Kelly112330
Well-known member
the VIP package with JG: a night of mediocre sex with jack, where he blasts you from behind whilst tugging your hair. accompanied by chart music, featuring jacks favourite artists, ed sheeran and coldplay. following on with a five star meal! coco pops to start, nando’s lemon and herb chicken for the main dish, and a mouthful of jacks balls for dessert. all washed down with a panda pop. the package will end with a visit to the local sexual health centre, where all your needs will be catered to, your prescription paid for, followed by an uber XL to deliver you back to your home.
(disclaimer: JG cannot be held liable for any positive STD checks)
SmeatonsStar
Well-known member
Threat title via @VC10 - not sure if I've got it right so fingers crossed!
Recap -
Recap -
- Jack is still fit
- Finally the Manchester City transfer drama is over
- He seems to get dressed in the dark
- Jack is still fit
- Sasha has officially claimed him; the rest of us are jealous
- We had a good giggle with Tattler's making up stories to fuel our fantasies
- Jack is still fit
- Mini oil related drama
- Pickford has gathered a pile of new fans....'cos Pickford eats arse (allegedly)
- Oh, and Jack is still fit
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Me, up in Jack's Medical Centre's false ceiling
rosierose91
Chatty Member
Jack Grealish #9 - backwards cap, socks with sliders.. sure as hell will still let him ride us
Feeling creative this morning girls
Feeling creative this morning girls
Johnjones7656
Member
What is my life??? My children are with their dad this weekend and I am sat with a bottle of wine on my own watching a football game out of choice. And Jack isn’t even playing! We’ll all need therapy soon I swear! What has this man done to us all???
misselaineious8
Active member
Someone needs to give whomever runs the MC insta page a raise. Serving us content!:
loveheartlipsxo
Active member
I’m saying this once. So it gets lost in the thread and never seen. Pep would get it. Ok bye
lalalanded
VIP Member
This seems like a public acknowledgement of joining the WAG top tier to me. I feel bad slating her but she's such a poundland Kylie Jenner wannabe. This is from their holiday and the only reason I know this is because she spent a good ten minutes talking about her nails and how they were outside her comfort zone. She is soooooooooooooo bloody boring. He'd be so much happier with hotel lady and her big chebs. He looked absolutely knackered in the photo with her
. Wish to God she'd jump on this thread.
watermelon sugar
VIP Member
Wtf is that Prada tracksuit? He looks like he's going fencing
lalalanded
VIP Member
You're in the wrong thread hun.
oh god his clothes are awful. It's like he got them from a Brian Harvey yard sale
cornflower
VIP Member
omg I read this (and loved it) but didn't wanna say as the last time I linked a fanfic the WAGS thread seemed to feel a line had been crossed... WELL WHERE'S THE LINE NOW BITCHESIf anyone fancies a bit of fanfic check out archive of our own- there’s a new one with Jack and a female England manager who’s a bit older than him. I won’t spoil it but the basic premise is that she sternly tells herself no fucking the players and then almost immediately fucks Jack... repeatedly! Enjoy
fortheloveofgrealish
Well-known member
Jack Grealish #9 He looks so good in sky blue…but would look far better inside you!
imagine us all sat together at a match we’d get escorted off the grounds before the half time whistle, the game halting play as pickford frantically glances around trying to figure out where the bellows of PICKFORD LOOKS LIKE HE EATS ASS are coming from. all getting dragged out of the stadium by the stewards kicking and screaming, pleading to just get one more glance of super jacky grealish’s calves. getting life long bans from any and all football related events.
would be INCREDIBLE SCENES.
we’d get escorted off the grounds before the half time whistle, the game halting play as pickford frantically glances around trying to figure out where the bellows of PICKFORD LOOKS LIKE HE EATS ASS are coming from. all getting dragged out of the stadium by the stewards kicking and screaming, pleading to just get one more glance of super jacky grealish’s calves. getting life long bans from any and all football related events. would be INCREDIBLE SCENES.