Jack Grealish #67 Give us a lift in your UberDog, admire our crocs and give us a snog

[Violetroselily]

watching Paddington

 

[333149O]

tax theme: disgruntled and FUMIN because my Friday night takeaway has gone missing in transit and I’ve had to reorder and wait probably another hour

 

[madamchristmas]

MM does my head in uno he’s so jarring he’s like declan rice but gets away with it cos he’s fit

eurgh MM is absolutely not fit. my fanny slams shut at the thought of him

 

[madamchristmas]

hi friends

do u ever get sad that you’ll never shag jack grealish

 

[2busyshopping34]

eurgh MM is absolutely not fit. my fanny slams shut at the thought of him

 

[grealospeeno]

Hi I’ve been lurking for a while but I’ve finally got the courage to make an account and say hi!

 

[jackgrealish]

I’m here gals

 

[leapfrog]

Hi all.
I’ve not posted for a while as real life has taken over, but I’ve been reading all the threads.
Your all absolutely crazy…. And I love it.
Hoping our guy gets a start tomorrow
And kind of praying I don’t ever see him in crocs, sorry

 

[333149O]

What if he starts barking at the orgy?

 

[2busyshopping34]

 

[333149O]

I want him

 

[WylieWyles]

Been doing lots of COVID recovery napping this weekend so I've missed a lot here. Finally caught up!

In case anyone was wondering I have had 2 dudes (out of... more than this post's page # - I'm a mature slut, ok) piss in my bed, but 1 of them did it on 2 or 3 occasions. I'm sorry, he was a 6'5" lumberjack (lowercase) full of passion and he kissed me like the world was going to end, I can't really explain why else I kept him on as a FWB.

Also, haven't been to an actual orgy, but have attended a couple of threesomes and multiple BDSM parties. All I have to say is that we better have some delicious heavy hors d'oeuvres and plenty of well-hydrating beverage choices at the orgy and I don't recommend using any mind-altering drugs. Def not ones that make you paranoid. Group sex gets weird when you're really high and enchanted by Portishead + galaxy projector lamp and become convinced that this couple who is communicating in facial expressions is about to steal your kidney (don't worry, they didn't do that, they were lovely.)

 

[cornflower]

Bet some minging 60 year-old bloke will turn up and be a proper creep and everyone will think it's me

 

[cobette]

Are you still poorly @cobette?

Yes

I've lost a stone in a week so if anyone needs a crash diet come see me and I'll infect you.

Apology tax

 

[2busyshopping34]

just said no to a night out

 

[madamchristmas]

ayyyy i’m out drinking tonight too (tho probs won’t be on tattle until bedtime) in manny… got dins booked at the ivy

i’ll be on footballer watch

 

[333149O]

just an off topic thing buuut I’ve decided to quit smoking today, not for my health idc but because it’s so expensive, wish me luck huns

 

[2busyshopping34]

just had a quickie in my crocs

 

[2busyshopping34]

just had to cancel my holiday so upset 🥲

 

[cornflower]

I massively try and play down this madness around RLF, obvs, but before when I went on tiktok I forgot to turn my sound off and it blasted out ‘JACK GREALISH ONCE SAID’ at fuckin top volume in that generic man’s voice and I had to be all like ‘heehee haha isn’t that funny doesn’t tiktok know me well lol’ ffs