Jack Grealish #62 toooo peng

[Gossgossgoss9888]

I’d actually die if the daily mail tried to run a story on us/this thread. they’d give it one read and say you know what.. never mind lmao

I like to think it's some junior researcher's job - ideally a straight man - to monitor us for news.

And he's just always going to his boss like, sigh, "They're talking about rimming him again. And someone else has broken their leg."

 

[cornflower]

thank you @Starttheline and @jackgrealish for the title, and @unofficialtea for the original idea of alter egos

plz post alter ego photos! or if any of my descriptions are wrong, feel free to elaborate/correct me (I need to take real life as seriously as I take thread polls)

my understanding is as follows:
Jack - sweet & endearing puppy bae
JG - flirty boyfriend bae/OHJG
J. - backwards cap broski bae
Grealo - party/parade/Vegas bae
Jacques - sophisticated wine connoisseur bae
Abe - saintly, socially conscious bae who can do no wrong
Bea - cutesy girly bae

tiny tax (to me this is JG/J.)

 

[cornflower]

the Range Rover is a hard ick for me proper Grealomobile

eta never mind the actual OFFENSES

 

[2busyshopping34]

I can't even look at this it gives me bad ick
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the way he uses his fingers scares me, you’d be in the mood and he’d start dj’ing on your clit with his pinky or stn

 

[wonderstruck25]

Abe and Bea have come from from my inability to write bae so I feel I can’t ignore them.

I feel that my profile pic is bea… very sweet and cute pretty boy

Also Abe because it’s bloody hilarious… Abraham wears a tie

I think subJack should have been a choice

And obviously Poot

 

[333149O]

Omg girl s I’m so drunk I feel like @2busyshopping34 I am absolute fucked

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

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Jack Grealish Seeing a Football for the First Time and Wondering if it's Sentient would make an incredible art collection.

See also:

There are so many of them!

 

[jumpmoon]

Yes he said loves spicy food, I’m surprised really I thought he would be a lemon and herb guy!

he IS the spice

Jack after I make him my spicy special fish disaster (a 'luxury' purchase of a whole fish from Tesco fish counter, which I forgot to gut, cooked with seven scotch bonnet chillis which then become mixed in with literal fish shit that somehow got in my flatmates eye and I had to hold her head over the sink and pour milk over her face)

 

[Violetroselily]

Jacques for me as I think we have the most in common.

Here he is showing me around the vineyard with Abe

 

[cobette]

Losing track of who you want to fuck you now. Is it John, Jack or Bea?

One of my friends has a cat that just rolls around the drive and screeches for the boys when she's in heat. I understand that cat now.

 

[blubberbubber]

Me, looking for the sane adult I used to be

 

[jumpmoon]

Y'all know I have terrible taste so it's a Jaques/Poot/Skittles/Guy Fawkes melange for me

who the fuck is this lmao

mon ultime

he IS the skittle

I haven't posted the skittles pic cos it's not past the watershed

 

[ruby1080]

Jack/JG/J. are all pretty much the same to me. All are Baes I’d fuck (would obvs do all the others too).

This is clearly just a selection of my favourite photos as I can’t differentiate between Baes.

Also, here’s Bea with a flower in her hair (ignore the broski’s face and it works, I’d photoshop it but I can’t be arsed).

 

[ruby1080]

Am gonna have to subscribe now

This gives those same awkward vibes as when you call someone a cunt when they cut you up on a roundabout, then you walk into the office and realise you work with them. We’ve all been there Bae

 

[Starttheline]

I dreamt about you all and bae last night! The covid hallucinations came through!

We were all at an adult soft play, and I knew who you all were by tattle name but everyone had generic female faces, except @Violetroselily who kept holding a paper plate to her face with a V written on it.

We were all with our real life partners and they all looked like a version of bae (although I think mine actually was bae).

 

[wonderstruck25]

Because the England girls are doing so well some England bae 🤍

THEY SCORED AGAIN WHILE I WAS DOING THIS!!

 

[Violetroselily]

Why have I not seen this angle before

 

[Starttheline]

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Is there an elephant in the room

 

[wonderstruck25]

Morning.

My first though when I looked on here is I can’t believe I’m over a barrel for man who still uses the word peng.

I love raisins.

 

[wonderstruck25]

I've been wondering all day with jack being back home now and Sasha still away do you think he cooks and stuff or lives off deliveroo till she is back? I've got images of him face timing Sasha asking how to turn the oven up or something

Making daily orders to Jack Grillish