Our hunny bunny babygal angel has a #spon with fabletics today huns! prepare yourself for her cringeworthy visit to Nando’s where her and spenny make sure she’s centre of attention, she spills food down her fabletics, not bothering to wash or brush her hair for her trip to pryzm, moans that she’d have been let in if she was wearing balenciagas. So they head to weatherspoons where she clambers for attention again. Pretends she’s embarrassed to camera and can’t undserstand why she draws attention to herself when she looks so grim wearing “no makeup” the huns are confused because her base makeup and brows are done but she’s already assured the huns that she just tinted her brows the other day and she *definitely doesn’t have any make up on*
Gives the huns an impassioned speech about how all of us are beautiful outside and in. I ain’t either at the moment baby hunny bee.
Tells us for the 100th time that she’s so fucking fit, then tells us that she has daaaancer legggs and she was ”underage clubbing at age 15 in Yates the toilet attendant called her fat“ but that’s cause she has daaaacer legs.
*looks to mirror*
“I’M SO FIIIIT”
*image in mirror resembles shapeless 14 year old boy with long ratty hair and bad dress sense*
several minutes of her and boring Spencer’s shit dancing in front of a very disinterested DJ in pop world much to immodest Imogen’s disgust
next day. She is worried about spilling food down her at waggas. She’s also worried that it’s full of families that will judge her. Spenny chimes in how amazing her outfit is, plugging her tacky all white fabletics ensemble.
a family judged her apparently. But she understands it, they have kids...
she’s just come on her *blank* which I can only assume means her period because she refuses to get up and is so embarrassed and begging spenny to borrow his long coat. She’s 3 days late but apparently doesn’t have the foresight to use a pantyliner or take tampons with her.
new day! People get jealous when she wears leggings with a pocket.
she hasn’t even washed, let alone brushed her hair. Gives a short story time on our mate “Laura” (Who has still never had the right to reply on social media. CAN WE MAKE THIS HAPPEN PLEASE?! ) followed by a story time of a toilet attendant who called her fat When she was underage clubbing at 15. But only because she has daaaancers leggggs.
Cut to cringe montage of her doing her attention dancing, the man behind looks flumoxxed. Tiny clip of awkward spenny goofy dancing.
finished off with an inspirational speech “ you are you, and that is your power” ....
whatever that means
final plug to flabletics, cringe bad luv u leave u shit.
Boring and cringe as usual.