Hungermama

[mamaCP123]

Yuck. I thought it was her husband who possibly had an affair with the au-pair.

Nope.

 

[rainbowlemon]

Her followers have raised an incredible amount for C.

 

[Affiliatemebaby]

Her post yesterday has got what I assume are her kids in it in the background.

 

[Mmmmmm]

How can we be really sure that she hasn't kept and used the money she allegedly collected for her so called friend Claire for herself?!?

 

[Mustard]

Apparently none of the other mums like her. Now I wonder why that could be!

Which other mums? I can imagine her wanting to be the centre of attention in most situations, which could be extremely irritating.

Quick, everyone rush to the Babyccino shop-up as they are selling tshirts that say London Mama on them. It’s on tomorrow and Monday. As advertised by @estherbabyccino.

 

[rainbowlemon]

I've just spotted her house up for rent (from June) on rightmove, so looks like she's definitely going! I'm pretty sure it's hers, but I think the agents have used old photos from before she tarted it up after she moved in.

Makes sense the yard sale is in may. Giving things away for free just because she needs it gone.

 

[Mustard]

It looks like she has sold a grand total of 2 tickets for that pinmaking workshop. I'd actually feel a bit sorry for her, if she wasn't back to reeking ever so slightly of desperation again.

Yeah, but at least she’s found another local single parent to have as a boyfriend as she said the other day.

 

[Tittattattit]

So how was it decided that the kids be with their dad in the UK, while she is in the US, in the interim of the court hearing taking place next year?

 

[gossipygertie]

Wonder what’s going on here and if the court case has been heard?

 

[Mustard]

Posted catching grapes but not pretzels in her mouth, in a LIVE video!

 

[rainbowlemon]

It does look like the kids are in the US, might be an old photo though.

 

[Mustard]

I found out the other day that a friend of mine has a mutual friend with HM, and she and her ex used to rent out their house when they went on holiday, even though they were only tenants. My landlord would be very unimpressed with that!

I think a lot of people do that. Aspiring Kennedy is a friend of HM and pretty sure they advertise their rented house in Shepherds Bush. I've seen her advertise it in her stories.

 

[maliceinwanderlust]

Such a strange woman. She did a post, now removed, of her with the cat stuffed inside her jumper. The cat kept reaching out to bat her on the face and neck. She was advertising one of her club happenings, which involved listening to one of her favourite crime podcasts and talking about it. She’s now replaced the post with a non cat version.

Oh I saw the cat version, wonder why she's replaced it?

 

[Mustard]

It's probably #gifted.

Not saying being separated isn't hard, but she's likes to call herself a poor single mum. She's as poor as you can be with two kids in private school, living in a expensive part of london, and rich enough to not really need to work and support herself with only instagram, future book sales and gigs.

She probably posted name of the acupuncturist’s name so that the next treatment will be gifted if it wasn’t this time.

 

[rainbowlemon]

Mac& cheese would be in the 3 for £8 deal from M&S. Still under £12 if you bought four portions and one out of the promo.

 

[Mustard]

Oh wow, she’s decided not to fight her husband about taking her children back to the United States. That’s very magnanimous of her. I didn’t think that was ever an option especially as he’s a lawyer and she is ‘poor’.

 

[Mmmmmm]

What was the original post? Anyone happen to have a screenshot?

Really wish I did but was too cringed out after reading it The brand, the shop, drew Barrymore a few times were tagged in that post...she was also saying that her and Drew spent quite a lot of time discussing together (while both attending Ross'wedding but never mentioning him in that post...)as two single mothers with both two kids of similar ages...in HM's world she most definitely her and Drew were now BFF she has most definitely ruined any chances of that now with her desperate post

 

[snarksnark]

So by today’s post it looks like her kids are with her - presumably just for the Easter holidays since no mention of them moving with her permanently which I assume she’s never be able to resist sharing?

I wonder who has to stump up for their flights/
chaperone them on the flights? I can’t imagine her earning enough for that.

 

[rainbowlemon]

Yet, today she did a story and her daughter was in it.,

Oh wow. So much for not showing the kids.

 

[Mustard]

Whew, she got another free haircut, from a new salon in Peckham. But she tagged the previous salon for the colour she received. Sincerely hope this salon doesn’t start gifting haircuts to all the other South London Insta huns.