Henny Moody

[veryrawandreal]

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS <3

Honestly if you are triggered by my post calling you lazy for not waking up at 4am to film content for your Only Fans then maybe YOU need to think about why the fuck you are so lazy and ugly? Choose your hard, I don't care if you have depression and cannot get out of bed, you are lazy and that is the bottom line. Have kids? That is your choice, your kids have now made you lazy.

My page. My terms.

 

[rosesarered08]

Found this

I don't understand what is soooo inspiring about her life. She rents a shitty, messy apartment with her wannabe dj boyfriend. Doesn't do anything for work that's of significance. She has an only fans, a failing podcast and is literally Lauren's bitch. Like she can call herself the head of a brand as much as she wants but we all know she's basically a glorified assistant. Like maybe her lecture would be more "inspiring" if she actually had anything to be jealous of and had actually achieved anything in her pathetic life apart from getting shitty, hair extensions, botox and flashing her vagina any chance she gets. She's got as much talent as a piece of fucking paper and honestly she should stop being so lazy and go book a speech therapist session. That video, yikes. How fucking embarrassing. I love how she really thought she was telling us something so new and profound. What a narcissist she is. So fucking entitled. I really hope she does get cancelled so she is taken down a peg or two.

 

[veryrawandreal]

I decided I couldn’t even press play.

Why are you so lazy? Maybe reflect inwards on what this means for you.

 

[overitdoll]

But surely the most robust player in the market can afford to support an unemployed wannabe dj man child? Maybe his lack of career didn’t align with her big ass Disney dreams? Maybe he was lazy, and she was not-aaaaa

 

[beebop88]

I like her orange handsah. Get upah and tanah bitchesah! There’s no exuseah to not be as orangeah as meah!

 

[Mickybrowneyes]

I just watched her!? Why the fuck does she talk like that!?

DONNNNNTaaahh be MEANNNNaaaahhh to HERRRRRRahhhh

 

[Michy02]

Henny Moody new thread

Get your ass up and WORK!

 

[non-influencer]

Well Henny Hun, now this is our page, our terms-“uhh”

 

[cate92]

I’ve been wanting a Henny thread for SOOOO long she’s such a wreck. Couldn’t hack it in the bodybuilding world (used to say she wanted to compete in WBFF like Lauren) so then just started snorting Coke and stopped eating. She will post all this shit about being “wholesome” when she is anything but. Gotta say though I do think her dog is gorgeous

 

[IAmSometimesTheWalrus]

She claims it’s natural and she was “born with it”.
Lol.
Darl.
No one is born with fixed speech patterns. No one has “natural inflections”. It’s not possible. How do I know this? Well, I have an actual job that doesn’t involve videoing me pulling Lycra up my butt, as a speech pathologist and know a little bit about how the motor speech system works.
What I and any of my colleagues will tell you is that you can do exercises and, you know, work to modify your speech patterns. It’s not for everyone but if anyone’s speech prosody makes them sound like a fool, as yours absolutely does, you could not be lazy and do the work to fix it.

PS I went to the gym this morning, before actual work and after getting my two kids ready and off to school because single mum life. Hope that’s not too lazy for you.

 

[overitdoll]

also henny hunster, most people’s actual jobs pay well enough and are all consuming on their own that they neither have time for or care to start a podcast, an only fans and a micro influencer account that provides discount hair extensions and a 10 percent off code for fake tan.

Yeah, this. She’s always like, “oh I am a high achiever, running multiple businesses” but like, she’s 33, technically she and her man are DINKS, but all she can afford is a shoebox rubbish apartment, a broken down uninsured car, and to shop trashy clothes from Boohoo? I’ll keep my 9-5 thanks Hen, I enjoy my down time and I don’t wanna work 18 hours a day just so scrape by on the bare minimum.

 

[non-influencer]

Has anyone tried listening to the podcast she’s uploaded with her failing dj boyfriend? It’s insufferable, I can’t finish it and I need some poor person to summarise.

I decided I couldn’t even press play. I cannot-tah

 

[veryrawandreal]

Darling hearts, she is making a podcast-ah about all the amazing messages of laziness she has coming through-uh. She has so much more to say on the topic. How lucky are we

 

[non-influencer]

Dear me. I couldn’t get through her 2 min reel. She suddenly can articulate words “just like that” overnight. She really did not read the room or the global embarrassment from her last post. Same thing re-hashed. And her rant about having children as an excuse to not be in the gym early????? She’s actually doesn’t have the intelligence to see that any other view or life that doesn’t look like hers is a life worth living.

Hun, henny, if you read this: YOU CAN GO TO THE GYM ANYTIME OF THE DAY. It makes no difference.

one more thing. Since when did Walt Disney sign off on Only Fans as a Disney dream?
If that’s what you took out of Cinderella I can see how your world views are backwards.

also henny hunster, most people’s actual jobs pay well enough and are all consuming on their own that they neither have time for or care to start a podcast, an only fans and a micro influencer account that provides discount hair extensions and a 10 percent off code for fake tan.

dont be slandering peoples relationships when you’ve landed yourself a man that is ok with you selling yourself on only fans. Please. Back up. But not literally. Not to the camera. Thanks

 

[non-influencer]

Happiest of all Thursdays to you angels. I hope you’re all having a glorious start to the day.
NOW GET UP, pull your shorts up into your butt AND GET TO THE GYM.

 

[Shouttoallmylostboys1]

I just learned of her through Reddit and am so glad tattle has a thread. Holy shit on her everything. No wonder I didn't hear of her before this, if her career was a spice it'd be flour. Sorry, flour-ahhh. My co-workers tomorrow will have a field day with this, as will family's legal company. Since all us legal council people are lazy, we just sit at the computer and staring at files. We'd earn better if we at least showed some ass crack on camera while reviewing files and just thinking of gym. Hen really clucked the code to life and money for us, we could never.

 

[marthamartyr]

Just me or does Henny look exactly like Heather Matarrazzo - Princess Mia’s friend from The Princess Diaries but with a fake tan

Thanks Luke Cook for bringing my attention to this idiot

 

[veryrawandreal]

Since all us legal council people are lazy, we just sit at the computer and staring at files

Ironically, Henry has a law degree (never admitted though). Unfortunately for her it did not fit in to her Disney dream fairytale.

 

[veryrawandreal]

That’s a long winded way to say “cocaine”

 

[emmygluewho]

I just watched her!? Why the fuck does she talk like that!?