Hellomissjordan

[Thechubbymoaner]

Tbh I think Alex tries to claim copyright on literally every photo that she helps others take and has apparently gotten in arguments with a lot of the other British bloggers. The other girl Who used to hang out with them a lot Adriana (@wanderlicious) used to always be with Alex but now she has isolated herself to Jordan as her primary IG friend. I personally think Alex is in it for the followers and it’s kind of why she’s kept with Jordan. I don’t think Alex would mind the throwaway comments as long as she gets credit as the photographer in Jordan’s pictures.

Oooh has she? Who had she fallen out with.i did find it weird how wanderlicious suddenly stopped hanging out with her and is besties with Ticija now (who is so sweet)

 

[QueenDecember]

Has anyone seen her photo she posted about 50 mins ago on her story of her wearing that strappy black dress? It doesn't look like it's photoshopped from what I can see but it also doesn't look realistic like she's warped her body in some way?

Her waist looks SO TINY

Looks to me like a combination of being on her tip toes elongating the waist as well as her breathing in/holding in her breath. Looks rather uncomfortable tbh and that dress is super unflattering to her hips. Needs to go up a size imo!

 

[xits_jjx]

I can imagine when she reaches 99k it’ll be very annoying “nearly at 100k guys please help me get there!” stories for a while

 

[sierraecho]

Thing is… I don’t even think the person she showed asking even meant it properly. It was more of a “omg they’re lovely dresses, please share them” in a sisterly /friendly way. Not a “Give me your dresses now”. Her commentary on the situation was quite poor in my opinion. It comes across as mean and snobby. Not everyone can spend ££££ on these dresses. Most of hers are over £1k.


How do we know they went to Ireland together?

Yeah he was in some of the stories and I'm pretty sure one of the ones on her story highlights she says she was wearing her partner's tshirt

 

[QueenDecember]

You know I would have guessed she’s a grown adult who sleeps with a teddy bear based off her childish to do lists but I really didn’t want the confirmation.

Is there a reason she has stunted maturity? I don’t mean to be rude when I say that. It makes me concerned bc, on serious note, this can be a sign of abuse as a child - particularly if a women talks with a baby voice. (Which I don’t think Jordan does.)

Has she ever addressed why she lives this way as an adult??

 

[Smellyinghams]

It amazes me how obsessed she is with Instagram and I’m convinced it’s a vanity thing now. The world is in a pandemic and she’s traveling about, not in a mask, taking endless photos in dresses that probably have the tags on them still so she can later sell them as “new”.

Imagine coming across these two fools touring the grounds of that castle

Well I mean now the UK have allowed international travel, it almost feels like a lot of the rules will be chucked out the window. Personally I think things are moving too fast over there.

 

[QueenDecember]

I’m just amazed. She seems so not right. Why would you post this??? I‘m sure whatever she’s working on isn’t that big of a deal. Really surprised no one talks to her about things like this...

 

[Sabbie]

She pulls some really odd facial expressions in her latest reel video...

Gawd they are all at it. That witch one reminds me of Lix Hewitt who is always perving over Jordan on Twitter whenever she can get a chance. She’s a creepster.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

No issue with Instagram bring her 'main job' but doesn't the ASA state you need to out ad there if you're earning from it? Or does she think selling gifted items excludes her from the rules

No issue with Instagram bring her 'main job' but doesn't the ASA state you need to out ad there if you're earning from it? Or does she think selling gifted items excludes her from the rules

And of course her most recent pic has ad on it...

 

[QueenDecember]

Is her whole life curated for Instagram? Does she have an actual job?

She does. I looked at her linkedin profile once and it’s quite sad. She works part time at a glitter nail polish company as their social media manager. Can’t remember the name of it but I looked at their social media and it was pretty lame with tacky photos.

What a boss babe!

 

[QueenDecember]

I'm really disappointed in her, I really thought there was more to her than that . She has affiliate links and gets paid a pretty sum to post for a lot of these places too which she has disclosed on a group chat. So greedy

I know. I really thought she was above these cheap tactics.

Judging by the lack of likes and no items being “archived” as she said she’d do when sold - it’s largely a flop. Not surprised!!

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

I second this.

YouTube has so many great video tutorials on editing. That’s where I learned after effects! In addition to being totally free, they’re also more useful than an ebook format because you literally get to watch someone do what you’re trying to learn. You can pause and try yourself, then go back and forth as needed.

Also, have you heard of skillshare before? I work in digital marketing and recommend it all the time!! Basically it’s like Netflix for on demand video lessons on photography, editing, Instagram, wordpress, SEO, etc. When you sign up, you get two months free - which is quite generous. They definitely have classes on all the adobe creative suite products, including Lightroom.

I find interesting that Jordan shared how she edited her pic the other day...has she been reading here?

 

[QueenDecember]

What does he mean? That she’s a moody af person?

we have all seen her pout and moan a lot on her stories opposite her Insta feed fakery. So… maybe he has a point

 

[QueenDecember]

Do we need a new thread?

Soon! I think around 50 pages. We all need to start posting about Jordan more


For good measure - wtf is this pose? Is she trying to be sexy??

 

[Smellyinghams]

It’s awful. From the puffy sleeves to the lack of waist line, the length of it and even the pattern. Just awful.

It’s also over 200 quid

 

[QueenDecember]

of course, you see Jordan follows so few people, she really spends days and days wondering who to follow, weighing up the pros and the cons because it really is a big deal to be followed by her, it is a privilege. She even has sort of 'raffled' shoutouts to her followers. But Jordan is down to earth, has no self confidence and really doesnt think she is anything special......

I literally snorted coffee through my nose reading this.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

I see shes begging for likes again! She always shouts oou Bei, Bei is so successful and I would say shes dying for Bei to take some of her pics. and quote the begging for a matoshi collab, its so obvious!

 

[QueenDecember]

I think all signs point to her and Tom splitting as well. If that’s the case, I definitely feel for her. I wouldn’t wish a broken engagement on anyone.

Better to find out now than after a wedding of course, but any relationship ending is always hard.

 

[QueenDecember]

Does she run their Instagram? Because any nail tech could post what they do.

I’m pretty sure she does. She has a separate account on Instagram that says so in the bio

Not sure who photographs things tho. She doesn’t seem to work in a standard corporate office setting or a nail salon so it’s hard to believe she does that from her sofa

 

[Smellyinghams]

I think It’s because I follow a lot of her Instagram friends is how I noticed some of these things. I feel like she’d ditch a friend personally which I don’t like. Feels like she’s climbing this ladder to become friends with the best possible Instagram buddy idk .

Yeah I imagine she’s apart of some Disney group and the shout-outs were planned out. It’s always so planned out and never just out of the blue. Like she has a day for her princess picks etc. on her stories.

Wow, solid observations. I’d have never noticed any of those things...the shout outs thing is particularly shady. Isn’t a shout out supposed to be for an account that you genuinely love and really believe deserves some more followers?

The captions and comments thing I figured, I think that these influencers know that the best way to grow is to comment on a bunch of posts, I suppose it’s boring reading every caption so they go with the superficial “omg wow babe!!!!!!” comment that has 0 impact on the conversation being had. But in that case people do and will lose respect for you