Harry & Meghan #583 The Uninvited.

One eyebrow raised · Wednesday at 4:21 PM

Oh gawd, there’s an article in the Fail by Liz Jones and horror of horrors I agree with the headline
“The cracks in Harry and Meghan's perfect facade have started to show. It's so obvious he's tiring of her tone-deaf approach... and I predict there's serious trouble in store”
so, could she be right, it’s got to happen once, or has Jones rescued the Harkles from a split ?

Thalia · Wednesday at 4:25 PM

ToodliePips said:
I think a smear is more applicable to describe ILBW’s offerings or, given its consistency, possibly a drop.

I think a drop/droppings is the correct term for an offering of Twerkle's raspberry spread possibly with a scat of dried flowers

SuperFlyingPigs · Wednesday at 4:27 PM

William gets to guest- edit Country Life. Take that Harkles!

Prince William to guest-edit magazine to celebrate countryside

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Sleepybird1770 · Wednesday at 4:37 PM

I'm not actually here said:
Cue Markle showing up in some wrinkled, ill-fitting yellow monstrosity.

Or as we call it, her skin

TheMiceInTheShed · Wednesday at 4:44 PM

One eyebrow raised said:
Oh gawd, there’s an article in the Fail by Liz Jones and horror of horrors I agree with the headline
“The cracks in Harry and Meghan's perfect facade have started to show. It's so obvious he's tiring of her tone-deaf approach... and I predict there's serious trouble in store”
so, could she be right, it’s got to happen once, or has Jones rescued the Harkles from a split ?

could she be right, it’s got to happen once,

Stopped clock and all that.

LadyMuck · Wednesday at 4:49 PM

Lauren the Insider

Zippy2000 · Wednesday at 4:51 PM

Chita said:
Usually when bin strikes happen the Army get sent in to do the job.
Last few Governments have let our Armed Forces dwindle in number and have to work with small budgets etc. So they haven't come to the rescue.

What we need is Harry the military superhero to sort it out.

Yeah, but these days we have just about enough troops to do Trooping the Color and that's about it, let alone go clean up rubbish

CowGirl · Wednesday at 4:57 PM

Thalia said:
We need a sweepstake.

Place your bets:

The entire family turns up

H-Bomb & Twerkle only (security insufficient for the cardboards)

H-Bomb then Twerkle makes a late appearance (flatpack suffering minor illness ...woodworm or something)

H-Bomb alone

None of them

Something else

They're getting desperate so I think 2 or 3.

Added to which, H-Bomb & Twerkle are, at some point, going to try to visit Eton and announce they were considering sending the boy genius Aldi but William said no

I’m going for #3

Zippy2000 · Wednesday at 5:05 PM

ChipDex said:
A comment from rg2, with bits from the Australian article about the glorious. homecoming.

Haz feels 'great sadness'? No. Any 'disconnect' is Haz feeling bitter envy towards the Wales family.

Smeg loves the UK? Since when? She couldn't wait to bugger off from this backwater that failed to appreciate her American superiority.

Vast vast majority of people, etc etc? I though the vast, vast majority were cruel racists.

Frankly dangerous hate that is spread about her? Is she finally acknowledging the Squad's ongoing cruelty to Catherine then? Because she's the only one getting the dangerous hate. Smeg gets mockery and the two are not the same.

It's going to be a long few weeks. The Rota will be wetting themselves in joy, anticipation and the chance for lots of KC3/Harkle lurve and Wales hate.

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I wonder if the kids will have their faces covered like michal jackson did to his kids ?

PurvyPanda · Wednesday at 5:06 PM

ChipDex said:
A comment from rg2, with bits from the Australian article about the glorious. homecoming.

Haz feels 'great sadness'? No. Any 'disconnect' is Haz feeling bitter envy towards the Wales family.

Smeg loves the UK? Since when? She couldn't wait to bugger off from this backwater that failed to appreciate her American superiority.

Vast vast majority of people, etc etc? I though the vast, vast majority were cruel racists.

Frankly dangerous hate that is spread about her? Is she finally acknowledging the Squad's ongoing cruelty to Catherine then? Because she's the only one getting the dangerous hate. Smeg gets mockery and the two are not the same.

It's going to be a long few weeks. The Rota will be wetting themselves in joy, anticipation and the chance for lots of KC3/Harkle lurve and Wales hate.

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More gaslighting from the Sussexes.

The vast majority of the UK are reasonable, rational and good. That’s precisely why we don’t like her. To suggest otherwise harks straight back to her original line of defence - if you don’t like Meghan Markle, you are either a racist, a misogynist, or jealous. Isn’t that what Matt Haig write on Twitter back in 2019 after she flattered him in that Vogue vanity project she did.
Manipulating people to do her bidding for her by ingratiating them towards her. Well she failed miserably to manipulate some of us. I’m proud to be an OG Megxiter. I could see straight through her.

If her skin is so thick, how is she still going hammer and tongs at being this big famous martyr despite being universally rejected and lampooned. Fuck Meghan, and to quote one of her retched sugars, fuck those kids. Who are they?!!!!

PurvyPanda · Wednesday at 5:08 PM

Liz, how are you THIS dense??

Zippy2000 · Wednesday at 5:09 PM

D. A. said:
She really looks like she has a shining halo
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William looks tired

wisebutwild · Wednesday at 5:16 PM

Zippy2000 said:
I wonder if the kids will have their faces covered like michal jackson did to his kids ?

Prefer the covering to be over the parent’s faces if I’m honest!

Sukysue · Wednesday at 5:16 PM

So where will they stay if they do come ?
I can't see William wanting them anywhere near him or his family. Nor Edward or Anne . I wonder if they will shack them up in the caravan at Uncle Andy's.

Scotch Mist · Wednesday at 5:19 PM

Pennypennypenny said:
I don’t believe she birthed those kids. If they exist then they are surrogate.i simply cannot believe they will be showing them, no blurred faces or silly tricks.

My gut feeling is he will come alone. If she does come with him or make a late appearance then I think she will come alone .
If and it is a big if, she does bring the flatpacks then I may have to eat my words because I don’t think they exist.

I agree with you. I very much doubt that the kids will come to the UK. Harry will turn up on his own or Meghan will make a fleeting appearance with him but I'd be surprised if she braves it given that she knows she's not well liked here, and the Wales family will do their best to avoid them. The last thing they want is to show the world that they've been snubbed and are not guests of honour wherever they go. Meghan's ego would explode

I do believe that the children exist but the jury is out on how they came into the world. Meghan also can't risk anyone else getting a snapshot of them because she wants to control the narrative where they're concerned. The British public are not allowed to see their faces remember.

ETA I've just watched the video by Lauren the Insider and am livid if haznoballs has got his security reinstated

Jan2214 · Wednesday at 5:20 PM

rivermonster said:
Just read the DM article and the headline reads that they are bringing the children to UK with them.
In the text it says - Prince Harry is expected to bring his wife Meghan Markle and their children Prince Archie and Princess Lilibet on a rare visit to Britain next month, according to reports.
Lot of difference between bringing them and expected to bring them.

Call to arms for our Birmingham sisters on here!!! You know what you have to do ( I am in no way suggesting rotten fruit/ flower sprinkles or pissy wine)

PurvyPanda · Wednesday at 5:22 PM

Zippy2000 said:
I wonder if the kids will have their faces covered like michal jackson did to his kids ?

emmer_moans · Wednesday at 5:25 PM

Sukysue said:
So where will they stay if they do come ?
I can't see William wanting them anywhere near him or his family. Nor Edward or Anne . I wonder if they will shack them up in the caravan at Uncle Andy's.

Soho House perhaps.

flugella · Wednesday at 5:27 PM

Zippy2000 said:
I wonder if the kids will have their faces covered like michal jackson did to his kids ?

that was my thought too.

In less good news I now have a confirmed diagnosis of cancer, but to keep on topic I am declining all care packages from Montecito and hoping I can style it out as well as PoW has!

flyingflustercats · Wednesday at 5:31 PM

So sorry @flugella - I hope treatment is available, effective and as easy on you as it possibly can be.

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