I know that we say the Harkles plans were derailed by Covid, and it's certainly part of the story. But does anyone think that if we hadn't had Covid and they had been able to act out their plan for world domination smegs style, then wouldn't it have all fallen to pieces much earlier? If that makes sense. There's so many words in that sentence, I'm not sure it does. Sigh.
What I'm saying is that we and the rest of the world, would have seen the hypocrisy and fakery, a lot sooner. Imagine the interviews she would have done and how cringeworthy they would have been. The disasterous fashion. The events that she'd have turned up at whether she was invited or not.
We could have got here a lot sooner without Covid.
I fully understand what you mean, but I disagree bubba.
I think the initial star spangled aura of "love's young dream
... escaping the stuffy royals ... hero Hazza and his biracial wifey ... ain't love grand!
" etc etc would have carried them far. The invites would have been flooding in. The parties, the award ceremonies, the red carpets. People would have still been too dazzled by the fairy story to see past the fake facade to the plotting that was done to get there. People like us would be outcasts, freaks, jellus haterz for daring to go against the love-conquers-all romantic fairy story.
But Covid limiting their ventures has given people time to think a bit deeper, to see past the hollweird grin and designer clothes. Had they sat back and done nothing the star spangled glittery hearty-hearts warm fluffy aura would still have remained intact and we'd be suffering the effusive accolades to the new royals , so private, so cute, so biracial, so dignified in their silence and desire to be just a lil happy fambly.
But they couldn't keep their gobs shut. Funding Freebies, therapy tippy-tapping for public consumption, shitting on his family, fuck the dying grandpa, the Porka interview ... never ending venom. It's been perfect, they markled themselves. Nobody even needed to do a tell-all dissing them, they dissed themselves and we just lapped it up. Those of us who knew from the start where this marriage was going (Hollyweird or bust) are embracing all the new converts and the universe is being balanced nicely again rather than tilted in favour of a pair of dupilcitous money grabbing treacherous cunts.