HannahfGale #22 Minimum effort. Minimum style. Minimum washing.

[JellyDonut]

I think you’re forgetting that actually she’s watched every episode of Greys Anatomy and her science teacher told her she could be a doctor when she grows up, so that more than makes up for it actually.

 

[Chatterbox2412]

I’d be mortified if somebody said I lacked genuine empathy… that gives me serial killer vibes

 

[replace32titles]

Your bank account looks "sad" because you're out buying tat and "little treats" for yourself literally every single day.

 

[belle0610]

Hannah calling herself a one parent household yet left her kids with TB to go out for dinner

 

[TheLastLolo]

Unfortunately she does love...

Manic smiling.

Unwashed hair.

Looking like an egg.

Urine infections/periods and telling people about them.

Hating her own children.

Telling people she has a boyfriend.

Treating herself constantly but setting a £7 budget for her sons' birthdays.

Pretending to have ADHD.

Dressing like a toilet roll cover doll.

Shilling any old shit for cash and taking all the freebies she can beg.

Being a racist.

 

[Roobalooba89]

its so often I am driving to work then smack my self on the forehead OH NO I forgot my jewelery! What am I LIKE?? You will never believe what I did today lads. Only forgot to put on my bloody jewelery!!! i am INSANE

 

[HungryHippo]

The never evolving life of Hannah F Gale.

 

[Bumblebee2019]

This doesn’t just apply to Hannah but I also think just covering your child’s face isn’t protecting their privacy. She shares medical details about them for content, talks about their personalities and moods. Privacy to me would be not disclosing ANYTHING about your child at all.

 

[coffeeandsausagedogs]

oh my god, you are a mid 30’s mother of two. GROW UP!!!!

 

[Pamalamadingdong]

I still don't understand why she needs to tag team childcare for things like waxes, or taking her kids along to sit for hours in a hairdressers when she only has them 50% of the time. Why isn't she booking in these things for her days when the kids are at their dads?

 

[TheLastLolo]

Celebrating her dad and step mums first date.. Am I a cold bitch or is that... Weird? Why is the 'grief' so very public?

 

[JellyDonut]

“Sorry I couldn’t TB” (I know it means “text back” but lol at TB for tiny boyfriend)

 

[TheLastLolo]

The orange checked dress that is 3 feet too long and 7 sizes too big just gives me these vibes... And her manic eyes and receding hair line make it a doppelganger tbh

 

[Caffeine Fiend]

Im glad someone in the comments has pointed out that crochet has to be done by hand and paying £4.99 for that means someone has been exploited to make it.

 

[missobscure09]

She definitely the type of person who, when having a conversation with, manages to drag every single subject back to being about her.

“Oh your dad just died? Let me tell you about this time when I was 7 and my year 3 class goldfish died”

And yet I bet she blames all narcissistic personality traits that anyone ever calls her out for on being “neurospicy” and “chaotic”

It’s not chaotic if it’s rude and neglectful.

 

[JellyDonut]

So she’s spent about 3 minutes wearing scrubs and is posting stories about how she has FOMO seeing other influencers “super chic content” when she’s stuck in baggy grey scrubs. Posting throwback photos. Why is she acting like she’s been doing 18hr shifts 7 days a week for 6 months on a trauma ward

 

[The Yoko Ono of GY]

Estrangement is engagement

Thread title!

 

[RestingBunchFace]

Two hours of her day were spent having a matcha and taking photos? Give me strength.

Also love how she didn’t have time to post but she did have time to type up a blow by blow account of her day.

 

[experiencesandlifestyle]

“We’re just waiting for the referral to come through”
“Has anyone got a decent hoover recommendation?”
“I often fantasise about killing the children and then myself”

 

[Starttheline]

Nobody has ever complimented me on my beautiful hydrangea