Hannah Witton

[TheTinyHuman]

I would hate to speculate, especially with the trouble her and Dan have had the last year.

Have they had a rough patch?

 

[qwersadsg]

i feel sorry for hannah, just because it seems she is working too hard on being everywhere at once. she needs to realise that they can't have it all, all the time

 

[squacksquack]

Hannah had her baby boy (Rowan) on Saturday through emergency c section.

sounds Like it was pretty rough as she was in labour 4 days and baby had to spend a night in neonatal.

Ooof poor love. That sounds really rough.

Can someone please post the caption? I don’t have IG.

 

[fxckmanet]

I really liked the new video? Love when Dan went “yeah I probably should’ve used warm water shouldn’t I?”

 

[Orange2green]

Anyone read her sub stack article?

 

[messthezombie]

Hannah's Instagram has gone very quiet... Do we think she's had the baby?
Also wondering if she'll make a post about it straight away or just not say anything because she's on 'maternity leave'

 

[mindlessness]

I wonder how many will stay around on the Patreon in it's new iteration?

 

[The Yoko Ono of GY]

Did she do a video on her no longer wearing makeup? I’d be really interested to watch it. Unrelated but I feel like she got incorrectly colour typed, I don’t think she looks good in spring colours at all

Yeah, I also find that would be an interesting topic for her to cover. Do you think she’s an autumn then?

 

[Kewpie]

I think she's a warm season through and through, so would be either spring or autumn. I'm pretty sure she is spring - perhaps the subseason isn't quite right though, or she's not wearing the subseason colours? (I don't remember if she got her subseason as part of the analysis?) It could be the cut/vibe of the clothes that's throwing things off perhaps, as the black v neck is more flattering than the mustard jumper. I do think the black stands out on her though in a way that's not bad but doesn't harmonize with her colouring. To me she looks best in the yellow jumpsuit.

 

[Blahblah93]

I don't really want to speculate about pregnancy but it did cross my mind - she said two or three weeks ago now that she wasn't feeling well, I remember being a bit surprised she did the Sex Ed live stream. Of course, it could be the UC again (maybe? even after surgery?) or it could be something else altogether but I did wonder.

Unfortunately surgery doesn't cure UC

 

[Hellofish]

You can do it yourself. Just upload a screenshot of her Instagram and ask ChatGPT to roast it.

Omg yes!

 

[Eileen.G999]

I don't understand what her looking tired has to do with the quality of breast milk?

if her body is tired and worn out i cant imagine it is going to be continualy producing top quality milk

 

[The Yoko Ono of GY]

Is there a reason she isn’t weaning him so she can actually get some sleep?? I don’t get this trend with breastfeeding well into them being toddlers, you’re making life harder for yourself

Because she thinks it’s best for her child I guess.

 

[Himbeerchen]

She looked great at the end of her new vlog with her blonder hair and that speckled dress

Even then I thought that a bit of concealer and a hint of mascara could completely transform her into being very pretty looking.

 

[The Yoko Ono of GY]

Btw Leena Norms once said about gossip forums, she found out even one of her favourite YTers had a thread on there. Wonder if she meant Hannah, or who it could have been.

 

[Sos101]

another cringe inducing reel from her on instagram I see!

 

[knivesnflowers]

watching her vid on it now - who is she talking about w the paris situ? a bit before my youtube time but i'm so nosey

 

[junkme]

Was she having a section with her medical conditions or going naturally? Either way rhey won't let her go more than a week over I would think as she is classed as high risk

 

[emm]

The other girl is Leena Norms - they're all still friends, think they've posted photos of socially-distanced walks at various points of relaxations of lockdown.

Hannah has been such a hero to zero for me. The video where she talked about being turned on by sex scenes between minors in YA books was just the final straw for me, and her non-apology?! Sorry Hannah, you can't just brand yourself a woke, heteroflexible ally and get a free pass to say whatever you want about whoever you want! Disgusting.

when did she say this?!

 

[LydiaDeetzHat]

I only had the video on in the background but I didn't understand why she was proud of peeing herself!?

she was interspersing her proudest moments with moments shes embarrassed about/far from proud of