Goodman Sisters #76 Dumpy Stumpy wants a private arrangement 4 Rumpy Pumpy 4 Spunky in her Lumpy Bumpy 🍇

[NoseyParker24]

"So I told him I was infertile and he fell for it twice"

 

[NoseyParker24]

Standing ovation for Rachel Monk
*chefs kiss*

 

[Mabel_20]

Long time lurker, first time poster! Ran here to share this!

ETA these threads makes me howl. Thanks for the laughs!

https://www.archive.is/oldest/https...-Kyle-Walker-ex-Lauryn-Goodman-Euro-2024.html

Snap - beat me to it!

Fireworks now - this entitled C U Next Tuesday doesn’t like being told what she can and can’t do

 

[TRM4LYF]

Where the fuck is Sian? Are Daily mail working over time to run this story?
Why won’t Kyle defend his fuckin wife?
Why haven’t they silenced the little bitch legally yet?

 

[Jellybean093]

Hope her and her sisters get blacklisted from every event and given restraining orders from every footballer

 

[scotall]

Thread suggestion

Lauren producing the screenshot is showing her up as a blackmailing thot…

 

[Kjj]

Rachel Monk... Thanks for making our morning

Someone buy that lady a shot tonight.. she is doing the lords work

Loz you cant win, every single 'receipt' you have is cancelled out because you basically had him at gun point... sucks to be you x

 

[Lizzy 93]

Lauren’s account is private
I can’t see Annie following her on a burner
Lauren begged Annie to unblock her
It’s only if people send it to Annie tbh
I think Annie is getting on with her life
The messages are the least of Annie’s worries he’s had two kids behind her back and slept with multiple women
Lauren your messages mean f all
Your kids are left out
End of
Be interesting to see if the dailymail post the Snapchat messages because it’s a non story tbh

 

[PartTimeNoseyWitch]

I’m glad more recent articles are highlighting Lauren’s behaviour because clearly previous articles and her Instagram have done a number on some people reading comments on the gossip blog page. It really irks me beyond belief that people exempt her from accountability because she’s a woman and the whole it takes two to tango narrative yet none of these people are intelligent enough to recognise the reason the kids have an absent father is because of her clout chasing behaviour using her kids as pawns. All her “campaigning” about single Mums being hard done to but asks a mutual friend “ask him if he wants to go with me again”. I wish someone would publicise a full timeline on ITV News documenting that she doesn’t deserve a drop of sympathy.

 

[givepeasachance]

He sounds panicky and a tad desperate in that message. God knows what her previous message to him was
.

 

[lola212]

The wording of his message is hostile towards her ‘give me a minute in the morning to have a word with you’ and she’s trying to portray it as something it’s not. I think he was just saying whatever to stop her from going mental tbh.

This doesn’t look like a man that gave a shit about Lauryn and Giro. He said himself he doesn’t regret keeping it a secret because RRR got to experience winning the treble with him. And compare those pics to the 1 pic of him and Giro #strangerdanger

 

[Rose94]

It’s truly scary when you sit and really think about it. Her ENTIRE life revolves around Kyle and Annie, 0 identity of her own, every post, every story, every comment, every blog post, every dig, everything she does is related to the Walkers in one way or another. Imagine being that attached to someone you’ve shagged twice it’s insane

 

[MinnieXX]

Is there any proof that message is from Kyle? Could she have written that to herself from a burner account.....

 

[spillallthetea]

It’s just sick that these are from demands
I hope Rach does a article and addresses thise messages as blackmail and kyke shows his proof

This is how blackmail works that’s why she refuses to show what she has out to him scummy cow

I don’t think Vyle was smart enough to keep evidence of anything ,he underestimated how sly Lauryn is.. she has a load of shit on him, think she’s not revealing full screenshots because she is keeping them as further evidence, they are warning shots she’s firing and that stupid fuck is shitting his cacks because he doesn’t know what she kept or probably what he sent .. he’s an imbecile

 

[Hiyaguys]

Still laughing at her Royal Mail shoot, if I was dressed like that in the morning I would be scurrying home hiding from the postman not laughing with them, looked like she was on the walk of shame

 

[Lizzy 93]

What annoys me is that Kyle is a coward
Lauren is cocky
and Kyle’s given her too much power
If he wants to be with Lauren he should do that
His career wouldn’t be over coz he left his wife
He prob met Kairo and felt all sorts of guilt
He just needs to be a fukin man
He’s done it twice now
It’s mad when you read the documents and all the things he said
I can’t see the judge giving a fuck this time
He’s full of shit
Ugly bastard
If you load me up with vodka I’ll sort this all out lads (IYKYK)
Just say the word

 

[lookwhatthecatdraggedin1]

Guys I’m going to get a parcel from my post office this afternoon
She’s reminded me I need to get my school blazer and stripper boots out for the occasion
Daft slag

 

[SmileForTheCamera]

I hope today there will be an unarranged unpaid pap walk similar to this one where she’s obvs not prepared for it. She was raging about these photos

 

[wils2021]

She’ll try get sympathy soon saying kairo is poorly, he is so poorly he just wants his daddy… the daddy who saw him one time in a park at gunpoint

 

[wils2021]

She really thought she did something with that message I would only ever start a message with ‘first of all’ if someone was being a cocky cunt and we already know they’ve had contact because he said she was demanding and threatening. I hope to god Annie has seen all these messages already or at least knows what he said to calm her, so it’s not a shock to read that