I know!!! And every time I think WHY doesnt he do the actual MC Hammer dance? It would be way funnier!
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Hammer needs at least to learn the Running Man. I volunteer to teach him.
I'm genuinely shocked that Hammer isn't wearing a prosthetic nose 
. When I see him all I can think of is the dwarf king from LOTR. (I'm not actually being horrible, I like him ... just not his nose. Also, I look like the back end of a bus 
).
. When I see him all I can think of is the dwarf king from LOTR. (I'm not actually being horrible, I like him ... just not his nose. Also, I look like the back end of a bus ).
I say this every week. Will someone on production please give the man some dancing lessons!!!!
Nitro has posted a video of him in the gym with viper. Viper off duty is actually a really good looking guy with a lovely smile. I dont know how he doesn't crack up on set having to play the bad guy.
Hammers one shouldered leotard is still giving me the ick
Hammers one shouldered leotard is still giving me the ick
Apollo always strikes me as more Matalan Man than Gladiator.
I like Comet but is it me or has she fluffed her 1v1 events the last few weeks?
I like Comet but is it me or has she fluffed her 1v1 events the last few weeks?
I saw that video yesterday and I just thought he was so handsome and his smile really changes his face. Wait...am I getting a crush on Viper? I think so!
I agree with this - I say the same thing every time she appears
guaranteed win! Her entire personality is her ability to lift her leg up 
Apollo - if anyone follows him on Instagram, he recently posted photos from a trip to Italy (randomly with Dynamite and Cyclone) and they were all ‘photoshoot’ poses - I don’t think he was on a photo shoot
he clearly fancies himself!!I wasn't sure about Cyclone when she first arrived but she's an absolute beast of a Gladiator, her record speaks for itself and I love her attitude now!
Matalan Man
I’ve just been to have a nose. For me, I’m not a fan of the long hair so when it’s tied back he automatically gets more points from me.
But also he looks good in the outfit! Hes definitely a ‘grey sweats’ guy.
Whereas conversely, legend does nothing for me til you put him in metallic Lycra.
I am ridiculously attracted to Legend the character and NOT AT ALL to Matt the fitness guy.
Same! And objectively I know he looks like the head from art attack, but in Legend mode, Jesus Christ.
Now, Phantom, I'd take any which way, but definitely agree, Viper out of Viper costume gets a big thumbs up from me!
Just been for a nosey and ICK!Apollo - if anyone follows him on Instagram, he recently posted photos from a trip to Italy (randomly with Dynamite and Cyclone) and they were all ‘photoshoot’ poses - I don’t think he was on a photo shoot
the hair, the jeans, the poses - ick!Cyclone looks amazing tho, both in and out of character
I saw nitro's video yesterday too and Viper looks so different smiling and not putting on the exaggerated frowning. I remember during series 1, seeing a video of a few of them on a night out and hardly recognising Viper in it because he had a massive grin on his face and was speaking with a proper london accent and not just a deep growl. I became a bit of a fan of his immediately!
Hammer is an embarrassment. Always talks about himself in the third person and with an undeserved air of main character syndrome. Then he tries to dance with this polystyrene hammer and looks like one of the dwarves in the safety dance video. Nitro needs to give him some lessons.
Imagine being a new gladiator introduced the same time as cyclone and she just makes you look like you skipped leg AND arm days.
Hammer is an embarrassment. Always talks about himself in the third person and with an undeserved air of main character syndrome. Then he tries to dance with this polystyrene hammer and looks like one of the dwarves in the safety dance video. Nitro needs to give him some lessons.
Imagine being a new gladiator introduced the same time as cyclone and she just makes you look like you skipped leg AND arm days.
Someone pointed out Hammer looks like Gareth Southgate on gear and I can't unsee it now
Yes, ICK sums it up perfectlyJust been for a nosey and ICK!
Cyclone looks amazing tho, both in and out of character
So who got tickets to the live tour that were released this morning?
I got exactly the seats I wanted. Going to have a very happy child when they get back from school.
I got exactly the seats I wanted. Going to have a very happy child when they get back from school.