Fopperholic - Nikki Ryan Gossip Thread

[little07miss]

Well if she does read this is obviously going way over her air filled head! I honestly couldn't give two hoots about her not sitting them up or constantly dressing them in babygrows. There's so many more things i want to rant about!

She spends her time going on about taking them swimming or classes for their development. No issue with that, I do the same. What I do have issue with is that beyond that she truly doesn't realise (or isn't arsed). She's teaching those kids from birth that it totally normal to seek validation from total strangers, that it's totally normal to present this totally fake image of yourself for social media. That it's totally normal for mummy to not eat like a normal person (coz obvs a normal person rings their local harvester to ask for a jacket with no oil!) From personal experience of being a kid growing up seeing their mum constantly on a diet it does mess up your head. Now I'm a mum (of 3...unfort not at the same time so I'm just a mum, not a blessed mum ) I'm so conscious of showing my kids what is normal. It's normal to eat fruit and veg but it's also normal to eat cake and ice cream!

Oh and a side note, does anyone else reckon shes got something going on with tesco at the moment. Food/clothes etc have been tesco this week. Obvs not declared though!
Rant over for now!

 

[EnoughAlready]

And now decided she can’t go Ibiza as it’s too hilly & “I live in heels” ...oh have a day off love and just put on some flip flops, if that’s where you want to go! Besides Gucci do them, you can take your boys to your Mecca and do a Gucci Sliders braggy post, because you’re soooo relatable

 

[AnnaBanana]

“I had a list as long as my arm of why I shouldn’t go to the gym.....” but then I realised I wouldn’t be able to take a testy gym selfie in the mirror so I went...

*twatty*

 

[JayS]

Anyone who is that self obsessed to video your own labour, prepare a "c section recovery tips" video when she was barely sewn back up and prittle those poor boys around every coffee shop in the vicinity MOST CERTAINLY will read these sites.
I commented on the soft play boots and it was swiftly deleted, first time mother or not that is common sense. Don't drag animal shit into kids play areas. Is it really that she couldn't be without heels for 2 minutes?
She's exhausting to watch, I have 2 kids and it's a great day if I get to shower AND dry my hair. Not counting the make up, endless clothes shopping and having your hair done. I'm not "mom-shaming" I just don't think she's credible for all these parenting tips videos that she's monitising and feel sad that some first time mothers will think less of themselves if they're not swanning around in Costa in heels minutes after the birth.

 

[Shivers]

Had to have a nosey at todays post after the comments here. Have to say though since unfollowing her I can’t say I’ve missed her ‘content’ at all.

She really is quite a lazy parent. Now that may sound harsh and I know it’s not nice to judge someone else’s parenting, but she puts it all out there for the world to see so people are going to judge.

Those babies are still lying down most of the time when they should be able to sit up unaided well before now especially if she’s already weaning. Even any picture of them sitting up they are leaning on something.

They’re still in baby grows most of the time despite her having plenty of time to do herself up nicely everyday. Even things like not being bothered to blow the mat up properly or put up the blinds if that means they’ll sleep better just makes her look so lazy. Those babies definitely don’t seem to be her top priority.

She has time to doll herself up everyday and make endless videos of her hauls and food so has no excuse for this half assed parenting even the ‘I have TWO babies you know’ doesn’t cut it. She has more help than a lot of people as well so the sympathy seeking posts are just pathetic. Time to grow up Nicola and be the mum those boys you wanted so badly deserve.

 

[Scullybob]

Blatant ad! Look how perfectly positioned the babies are-all those golfing logos-shameful!

Reported to ASA

Why would he wear a baseball cap in the bedroom whilst reading a bedtime story to his babies? Blatent and shameless use of the babies for advertising. Shame on you Braggerholic.

 

[Scullybob]

Just watched the Zara vlog. Did you know she's a size 8 and a small. Those mediums were absolutely HUGE on her because she is so SMALL. And she loves loves loves everything including herself. I wish she was so enthusiastic about her children.....

 

[Toomanyjaffacakes]

Looks like a blow up doll

 

[Scullybob]

Ahhh she needs a new car... she drives a flipping Range Rover!! They are tanks. Oh no, she just needed an opportunity to let everyone see her house with the two flashy cars. To inspire all the #dreamlife #GOALS people that follow her.

She should be thinking about the planet a bit more. Why does she need such a big car for two children? She buys clothes that she'll never wear that most likely end up in landfill. She has everything she could ever want so what is missing in her life that she is trying to make up for by all this spending. She doesn't need the gym, she could get the babies in the pram and walk. She is already freaking out about the state of her house, she was moaning about having to move the coffee table to make room for the twins play mat. I can't wait until they get mobile with their sticky mits all over that velour sofa. And potty training will bring a whole new meaning to the word messy.

 

[Ellsbells123]

So I have read this mornings pity post, as feel sorry for me, because my husband is working damm hard to keep me in my lavish lifestyle. I don’t always looked caked in make-up, but I do have a little on to take this picture, oh and “please somebody, gift me some blinds. My babies aren’t sleeping enough”.
Welcome to the world of motherhood Nikki, I know you have 2 so it’s different for you, but your post is as false as you!!

 

[Avis]

Those are THE worst “hi we’ve stolen mummies phone cos she’s left us in front of the tv whilst she applies her make up for half an hour then we’re going to nanny’s while mummy goes to her PT and then films for her YouTube channel. Daddys at work as a PRO golfer... don’t be fooled though Mummy makes more than daddy even though he’s a PRO so FIT golfer “

 

[eye_rolling_always]

Just stumbled across her again via the explore page. Bloody tagging Mrs Hinch wondering how she will clean... get lost Nikki you'll just hire your cleaner more often.

Freaking out because she had white bread and full fat yogurt. My God she is going to give those boys an eating complex .

Lastly I watched her stories....gifted a pram. There are mums out there struggling, and that company gift Gucci belt, LV hospital bag, Zara haul, 2 prams already Nikki another pram. Jeez.

Glad I'm not following her anymore, she infuriates me!

 

[Eggy1985]

Actually think its disgusting shes selling stuff on that shes been gifted!! On her original post on Instagram about these she says they have slept in them every night when someone asked how they were doing yet on the selling page she says only used twice

 

[little07miss]

OMG she’s dressed she twins in leopard print!!!! What the actually hell!!!!

And even funnier is that some people have commented on one of the twins being strawberry blond. Every comment she's gone "No it's blond" BLOND I tell you!

Don't know about you but I love a bit of ginge! Not braggers though, oh the Insta shame if heaven forbid she had a ginger baby!

 

[Sunshinestate12]

Nikki-hi

Head back to insta my darling, you have no fans here! Guess what my dear Froppy-here you cannot delete or block. God it must infuriate you

 

[Mum123]

Every time she try’s to do this ‘look how real I am’ photos and big speech it just totally backfires because you’re totally not real at all. Who moans about now being able to have a PT session?! Get a grip woman and put up the blackout blind wow!

 

[Ilando]

Why does she only ever show the same ‘before’ photo?

I don’t believe that she was ever really overweight

 

[black ripped skinnies]

Hey ladies (and gents) I’m new here and so so glad I’ve found this forum about Fopp. Have followed her for years on insta - well before her ivf and twins. I’ve found she’s went to the most extreme of unrelatable. That recent pic of her posed foot beside her pram to show off her brand new Gucci trainers?! Wtf?!

Also, I searched her on Facebook and her page is open. She’s flogging loads of the #gifted stuff she got for the boys. Like this Moses basket which she was given free of charge. Now she’s making money by selling it?! Urgh! Why couldn’t she give that away to a local women’s aid, charity etc? Absolutely disgusting greed. Fair play, sell the stuff they purchased and don’t need, buy gifts / freebies? That leaves a bad taste when aforementioned £525 Gucci trainers bragging photos.

#gifted? I’m #enraged.

To sell freebies when they aren't short on money is disgusting. She could have donated it to charity or local hospitals or something instead. So grabby!

 

[EyesOpened123]

The suggestions to put tin foil or black bin bags up at her windows to use as temporary blackout blinds are cracking me up As if Queen Nicola of Warwickshire would do that in a million years

 

[Scullybob]

100% fake! If that’s where she feeds them in the little seats she’s obviously shoving the plate right at them such a sad cow!
Also she will not take advice about not taking babies abroad in June, especially in the comments people telling her how hot turkey is in June! I’ve only ever been in September and that was still 30 degrees most days, so god help those poor boys

It will be a nightmare taking babies abroad during the summer. Leave it until next year when they are toddling and go in may or October when it's still sunny but not boiling. They will love splashing in the pool or sea. If you take them now their poor skin will suffer, they will be way too hot and will just be miserable. Try putting their needs first, that what you do as a parent. Just hang around at home for a couple of weeks, take them to the park, have a picnic on the lawn, take them to a petting zoo, swimming.... the list of things you can do as a family is endless. Just don't subject them to a plane flight and two weeks of misery for them just because you want to go to a swanky hotel to show off.