Sandra_1984
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Hiiiiiiiiii guys Nikki and Alexa here lol
Not sure if you'll know what or who Alexa is so let me explain. It's this super new personal assistant I have. Only rich, super busy and famous people are allowed them but if you swipe up you can buy one. If you can afford one that is. So anyway Alexa does things for me so I don't have to, because I'm a really busy mum. To twins. Two babies. That's right, two of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So being a new mum to two twin babies and having to run around after them all day long (as I gave up my very important management career where I was so important but worked wayyyyyy too hard) I can now yell hey Alexa do this....or hey Alexa "what does cleaver mean"? She then goes online and plays me music or brings me answers.
"hey Alexa how many calories in a mug cake"....and see she just let's me know. I don't even have to think anymore!!!!!!! "hey Alexa what time does Costa open?"....
Anyway the boys were making so much noise and interrupting my important work with Alexa so I just shut them in the hallway for five mins while I finish talking to my new mate. They're in there all safe running about. There (they're) SOOOOOO close to walking it's ahhhh-mazing. I know grey grey will get there first as he's soooooooo much more advanced than erm, the other one.
Hey Alexa, what is the name of twin two? Oh that's right, Lawson. Yeah grey grey is SOOOO amazing and way more cleaver and advanced than the other one. The other one bullied him when they were in my womb when I was carrying twins. That's correct!!!!! I carried twins, two babies. In my belly!!!!!!!!! And look at me now. So slim and toned and just ahhhh-mazing. I'm a size 8 Y'know. Size freaking 8!!!!!!!
God those jealous bitches on tattle need to be kind. #bekind they said I edit my selfies. Ha. What do they know??? I'd never do that. Sure, I use this app that puts filters on and let's me stretch the pic so I look longer and thinner, but the pic is still 100% real and unedited. Do they think I Photoshop it?!
Oh give me two mins as I need to monitor my comments on my instagram. People say mean things to me on there because they're jealous of me. That's the thing with being a celebrity you see, people get jealous quickly. If doesn't help that I am also a kind person who does charity work, so they find faults elsewhere. Like they say I'm stupid. Well helllllooooooo Alexa, I'm cleaver. I got an a in English and a degree. Blonde with brains is me. And they're so jealous that I'm a size 8. Size 8 - E I G H T!!! Size 8 mum of twins, cleaver, beautiful, rich. Does charity work. Course they'll hate me.
Hey Alexa - where did I leave the twins?
Not sure if you'll know what or who Alexa is so let me explain. It's this super new personal assistant I have. Only rich, super busy and famous people are allowed them but if you swipe up you can buy one. If you can afford one that is. So anyway Alexa does things for me so I don't have to, because I'm a really busy mum. To twins. Two babies. That's right, two of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So being a new mum to two twin babies and having to run around after them all day long (as I gave up my very important management career where I was so important but worked wayyyyyy too hard) I can now yell hey Alexa do this....or hey Alexa "what does cleaver mean"? She then goes online and plays me music or brings me answers.
"hey Alexa how many calories in a mug cake"....and see she just let's me know. I don't even have to think anymore!!!!!!! "hey Alexa what time does Costa open?"....
Anyway the boys were making so much noise and interrupting my important work with Alexa so I just shut them in the hallway for five mins while I finish talking to my new mate. They're in there all safe running about. There (they're) SOOOOOO close to walking it's ahhhh-mazing. I know grey grey will get there first as he's soooooooo much more advanced than erm, the other one.
Hey Alexa, what is the name of twin two? Oh that's right, Lawson. Yeah grey grey is SOOOO amazing and way more cleaver and advanced than the other one. The other one bullied him when they were in my womb when I was carrying twins. That's correct!!!!! I carried twins, two babies. In my belly!!!!!!!!! And look at me now. So slim and toned and just ahhhh-mazing. I'm a size 8 Y'know. Size freaking 8!!!!!!!
God those jealous bitches on tattle need to be kind. #bekind they said I edit my selfies. Ha. What do they know??? I'd never do that. Sure, I use this app that puts filters on and let's me stretch the pic so I look longer and thinner, but the pic is still 100% real and unedited. Do they think I Photoshop it?!
Oh give me two mins as I need to monitor my comments on my instagram. People say mean things to me on there because they're jealous of me. That's the thing with being a celebrity you see, people get jealous quickly. If doesn't help that I am also a kind person who does charity work, so they find faults elsewhere. Like they say I'm stupid. Well helllllooooooo Alexa, I'm cleaver. I got an a in English and a degree. Blonde with brains is me. And they're so jealous that I'm a size 8. Size 8 - E I G H T!!! Size 8 mum of twins, cleaver, beautiful, rich. Does charity work. Course they'll hate me.
Hey Alexa - where did I leave the twins?