Ellie Grey # 11 Ellie lies and Ellie cheats, but Tattle is here with all the receipts

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Amazing! I am quite shocked there hasn’t been more retaliation on the Instagram account if im honest. Just a couple of beauty and fitness huns and a couple of incels lol
It’s inarguable that’s why, not got a leg to stand on! Well done! nusty trolls that we are
 
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She can't just delete her account because she needs a dramatic farewell post to be able to collect comments from delusionals begging her to stay.
 
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YES to all of those
 
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What about pineapple in a curry??
What about it? You can’t be serious. Pineapple does not belong anywhere, apart from in a tree or a fucking tin. I once ate a tin of pineapple chunks and vomited afterwards. It’s the food of the devil. Baby Jesus said so.
 
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The End Is Nigh


The rollouts doing wonders
And the cracks have now begun
Kriepys nowhere to be seen
And Ellies on the run

Such a shame for poor old Metin
Accused of crimes that had him sweatin’
But a big own goal Louise has scored
Cos he phoned her up and hit record.

Her decisions have been really poor
She thinks she is above the law
That’s what happens can’t they see
Of having friends who just agree

The situation is a farce
They just blow smoke into her arse
Her life is really on the skids
# Someone. ‘Saveherkids’

To Metins rescue; Michelle Blake
I thought her picture was a fake
I close my eyes and try hard, yet
It is a sight I can’t forget

But out of this, I think there should
Always be a bit of good
Though her image is quite dire
It keeps the kids away from fire

Stew the Wanderer leaves again
Don’t worry he’ll be ‘back in ten’
Of leaving he’s not got the hang
He’s like a fucking boomerang.

Another tit we always see
Is hairy turnip Olly G
The point of him we cannot figure
Like Russell Brand but three times bigger

He really is a useless bloke
Thinks he’s bright and thinks he’s ‘woke’
Stops at Greggs; gobble gobble
Adding to his constant wobble

Walton on his brand new bike
Give him thumbs up if you like
Days out to the Bristol Downs
On a bike paid for by clowns.

Please send Aaron lots of money
Cant house or feed his kids; not funny
Jesus Christ you lot are dim
Brand new bike and down the gym

Does tattoos to earn a living
Is a joke that keeps on giving
If I had a Walton ‘Tat’
Id cut my arm off just like that.

So back to Ellie what comes next?
Have her platforms all been hexed?
Shell be back this failed debater
She’s like a bleedin’ terminator

I think this poem has been hacked
My password Troofers must have cracked
It isn’t safe.. My covers blown
Burn your laptops; smash your phones.
 
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I read that twice. Just so I could absorb it and feel all fuzzy and warm. Fucking genius.
 
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Sheer brilliance!
 
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I love sultanas and other fruits in curry - except bananas. Bananas can cease to exist! I am also the pineapple as a sole pizza topping person when I'm brave enough to order it though!
 
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What about it? You can’t be serious. Pineapple does not belong anywhere, apart from in a tree or a fucking tin. I once ate a tin of pineapple chunks and vomited afterwards. It’s the food of the devil. Baby Jesus said so.
Not even on a slab of gammon?? And you call yaself a northernoik? Meat and tropical fruit, whats not to love

TAKE A BOW
 
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I love sultanas and other fruits in curry - except bananas. Bananas can cease to exist! I am also the pineapple as a sole pizza topping person when I'm brave enough to order it though!
Instead of onion bhajis, you should try banana bhajis!
 
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I mean rich tea has its benefits, stomach feeling iffy, pineapple in pizza - love it.

Sultanas in a coconut Naan bread, now we're talking. I'd eat them in a curry too.

Oooh feel like I've got a dirty secret off my chest. Don't block me. .
 
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I think the key is to wait for the long term data to come out. Our government (for as corrupt and how poorly they are handling the situation), like every other government, has had to find quick ways of collecting data and dealing with an evolving situation to try to minimise the health risks of covid (harms as a result is a different matter, again it's difficult to balance against the imminent risk of deaths and long term health from an unknown). Whilst I disagree with their methods at various points, realistically I am thankful it wasn't my job!

The number of deaths within 28 days of a positive test data is likely skewed and may be inflated, but that is not to say that it may actually be a lower number than is true either. The 28 days is the quick capture of data. They have records of the positive tests and can see if the corresponding patient dies, and yes it may not actually be the cause of that death, the system is unlikely to be able to discern that. The key will be the ONS data where COVID is actually written on the death certificate. That is not to say that for a few people at the height of the first wave there may have been COVID wrongly written, but the chances are they are likely not that many. For COVID to have been recorded as a cause of death, there will have had to have been a positive test or a good clinical presentation of COVID. COVID is also unlikely to ever be written alone either, the main cause of death actually has to state the actual reason for dying, so say organ failure, with other parts of the certificate then explaining that the organ failure was likely a result of say COVID. On the certificate, there is also space to add other likely contributing factors (so asthma, diabetes, etc.) so basically something that the doctor may have believed added to the reason COVID may have caused that death while it didn't kill someone else. Which takes me on to the 'only 388 people died of covid everyone else had underlying conditions' or words to that effect - that completely ignores the fact that people with mild asthma or managed high blood pressure, or were obese but actually didn't have any health issues from it, etc. may never have died any earlier than the average life expectancy age had they not caught COVID. The 28 days figure also only considered those who died relatively soon after a positive test. We know that some of the people who died were on ventilators or in hospital beds beyond the 28 days, we also know that there are quite a few people who after discharge and seemingly well represented to hospital and/or died later.

Anyway, sidetracked. Basically death registrations for England and Wales anyway get finalised in July. And I think that will be the beginning of being able to look at the numbers properly (obviously doesn't consider the wave earlier this year but will at least show a trend for comparison to determine how close numbers were last year). I think it is difficult to know exactly how 'COVID on official death registration' is going to reflect actual numbers - how many deaths in the community were missed or attributed wrongly? And that's before we see the impact of Long term health issues from covid laid out as actual stats.

I have no idea how the numbers actually sit, but I'd imagine the numbers still being presented by the government are likely pretty close or possibly even underestimated. And then it has to also be weighed up against what the deaths could have been had it been allowed to work its way through the community with very little restrictions, leaving some patients without adequate hospital treatment due to capacity (as whether the 'truthers' want to believe it or not, we were over our typical ICU capacity and it would have probably not taken huge amounts more to see what would have happened when judgment calls were being made about who was most appropriate for last ICU beds, etc.). They are quick to shout about mental health and cancer as part of their rhetoric, but you can be sure most of these people would have been the first to start shouting how unfair it was if it was someone they loved who couldn't get appropriate care for COVID.

So while I'm not wholely believing all the numbers as they are, I think it's important to just keep an open mind and see it as part of a much bigger picture. There was no benefit in overinflating numbers and shrinking the economy as a result, and it wasn't as though we are the only country dealing with this. If anything, due to being so inept, slow and indecisive, I would be less surprised to find out that they were trying to suppress the death data as it is quite damning data for a developed country that is essentially an island, with a proper health service and public health strategies.
 

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