Elle Darby #70 tiny crack and her failed comeback

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Instafamousssss

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bluemoon2022 said:
Absolutely. It'll be 'He doesn't cry, he sleeps all night, Saint adores him, I've not bled a dot on these brand new white pyjamas and he poops golden nuggets...' 🤣🤣🤣
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My birth was the most magical experience ever and I loved every second, the contractions felt like I was being tickled and the nurses dressed up as angels to deliver Smoothie Swift 👼🏻 ✨
 
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Hereforthedrama124

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So let me get this straight. In the past 18 months they’ve been to New York, the American road trip, somewhere in Europe where she took photos outside Zara home, Ibiza, Turkey & Dubai as well as numerous weekends away (London, Soho farmhouse, the place they did the pregnancy announcement) & now she’s looking to go on a cruise?!?!

my husband & I both work full time & have a two year old. We have booked 3 nights in an air bnb at the coast & that was even stretching our budget.

the influencer culture has to stop. How can these non working racists justify so many holidays?
 
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Saint and Romeo. They really believe their boys are gonna be tanned God's don't they. The next one will be Matteo.
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Hereforthedrama124

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As a teacher (who has thankfully never taught a Romeo) my first thought seeing his name on the register would be “this kids going to be trouble” swiftly (no pun intended) followed by “the parents are chavs”

absolutely hideous name.
 
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brows3r10

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Birth Announcement/First few days Bingo

- Black & white photo of hand or foot
- Saint is the bEsT bIG bRoThEr EvEr
- Cloud emojis everywhere
- “taking some time off to enjoy the bubble”
- “boy mum of two !!!!!!”
- talking about having baby number 3 straight away
- photo dump of first day
- Herbie and Heccy with their little bro ✨
- Facetuned to fuck picture of her 2 hours pp
- “thanks for being the best dad and partner Con”
 
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Ffs I actually can’t believe it. Suzuki was born on my birthday, now Suzuki jr is born on mine and my boyfriends anniversary - WHY DO I HAVE TO SHARE MY DAYS WITH THIS FAMILY
 
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One thing that always pisses me off about her MoThErHoOd journey is when she says shite like "being a mum completes me", "you don't know love until you meet your baby".

I'm child free, does that mean I'll never be complete as a woman? It's also highly insulting to those struggling to conceive. She's such a vile bitch.
 
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My favourite bit of the birth blog was when she kept going on about the number 5 nonsense, then Connor turned around to her and said maybe we’ll have 5 boys as well! The silence was deafening 🤣🤣🤣
 
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I actually like Romeo. It’s a lot better than Saint anyway, although that’s not hard 🤣
 
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caitlin_11 said:
Shopping in Aldi, I’m glad the cost of living crisis has affected them too like it’s genuinely made my night! Conor always has shopping in Tesco on his story, it’s getting old and we can’t all afford that lately, just proves that they aren’t better than everyone like they think
I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with shopping in Aldi obviously, we’re all on the same boat so no judgement here
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"Tried out Aldi" like it's this rare mythical beast...
 
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