(hope I did this okay and didn't miss anything big)
TL/DR recap:
Elle:
> They've both jetted off to Ibiza after booking the trip about a week before. Slight debate in this forum on this, but all agree that it is frowned upon and definitely that their constant documentation was a little "fuck you" to those of us in healthcare, retail, with children or just generally not doing so well right now
> Her refusal to admit she is (likely to be) a size 12-14 and instead is squeezing into horribly ill-fitting 8/XS clothes has been seen by all, and we're bored of it
> Her fashion sense as of late has been.. questionable, as she wears nappy-esque swimsuits and shapeless freepeople dresses in an attempt to "transition to a sustainable summer wardrobe"
> She seems misguided & caught up in the influencer lifestyle of it all, as a holiday supposedly meant for relaxation, disconnection and grief becomes yet another social media photo op. 3 feed posts and 10 stories a day seemingly left little room for grieving and an emotional reset.
> Remains snappy when people (fairly) question her throwing such big money at massive renovations to a house they openly and firmly do not plan on staying in for more than 5 years
> Lucy and her husband (can't remember the fellas name) seem to be a little jealous of Elle & Conman, it has been seen that they make slight digs at the couple (ConArtist is a "kept man", etc)
Con:
> ConArtist has taken it upon himself to teach us about fAsHiOn as he continues to make an attempt at modelling
> Whispers of ConArtist perhaps being a little too consistent with liking one of Elle's friends bikini pics
> He yet again showcased his "full menu cocktail challenge" on a holiday meant to help his girlfriend grief
> No proposal from him, despite apparently taking Elle ring shopping out of the blue before they left
> We are furious at his comments regarding Elle's appearance. i.e.: saying he'd leave her if she gained weight (2016 ish?) and "I've got my girlfriend back!" after she finally got her hair bleached and extensions back in (2020)
> Doesn't seem to bring the same special gifts & money to the relationship as Elle. Where this isn't mandatory, it has made us wonder what he has done as Elle seems to bring the big hitters (holiday, Gucci sliders, big birthday surprises)
> He may have caused a UK wide shortage of hair grease and body oil. Sources say Boots shelves and Tesco oils isles are empty.
not saying it would be bad thing if she did, awareness is good, just intrigued.
and it's really annoying as if she had veneers which in my opinion look terrible EVERYONE would be slagging her off saying she didnt need it done her teeth were nice how they were. Its pathetic. 
