Downing Street Men #15

[Renegadedancer]

There once was a Tory named Dom
Who liked to ‘go down’ and nom
Gove said ‘Can I come and play‘
’No not today’
Said @Platypusfattypus , ‘you make me vom’

 

[Gym&Tonic]

Imagine Boris shaking his body. It would be like a tub of jelly jiggling all over the place

 

[coconochanel]

We only want the daily briefings back if its the fab five doing it. We dont want no Gavin or bloody Oliver.

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Got back from an evening of being Mum taxi, got a big glass wine and a bag of mini cheddars and settled down to watch the briefing... Think I need to get out more... No sod it, this is the life... Next slide please

Perfect. Staying in and perving over mps is the new going out.

I've just seen this on the covid thread. When I've seen this picture before I've laughed that it's calling him a cock. Now after spending all this time on these threads all I see is Hancock kindly putting up a sign so @Gym&Tonic knows where she can get some D

 

[cushtybert]

Kinky keir suggested bringing back the daily briefing.
my babe knows it all

I let out a little cheer when he said that, I agree bring them and Whitty back please ASAP
Next Slide!!!!

 

[cushtybert]

I bet he has a very red dick.

It’ll be infected from all the dried up piss

 

[coconochanel]

The press is swirling with rumours that Rishi and Boris aren’t getting a long.

Its about fucking time someone in the government had the balls to stand up to Boris and Blofeld (Cummings).

I can confirm these rumours are true, Ive had to buy Rishi M&S finest cakes to cheer him up after a long day!

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Where’s Matt, I thought he was giving an announcement

Probably hiding in a cupboard until this all blows over

Spoiler: Just in case it's not appropriate

or until gym blows him

I weighed myself for the first time in months. Lost a stone one more to go. Hoping Raab can help me burn that off

 

[Renegadedancer]

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Size of that finger too

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Where do I get one......I’m talking about the T-shirt Not a fingering from Boris

 

[cushtybert]

Whittys just sent me a dick pic, I told him he needs to concentrate and keep Bojo under control.
he said he’s going to say a code word to make me smile on the briefing later ......

Briefings now on at 7pm, sorry for the hour delay but I’ve ordered Whitty a nandos and they can only deliver at 6pm

 

[Sagenbasil]

I’d lick the wrinkly sacks for £25k

Brave girl.... Might need a peg on your nose though!!

 

[cushtybert]

You don’t need to be concerned about that,the sandals don’t affect his motion in the ocean!
mr werthers original couldn’t compete

Do you think he keeps his socks on?
Whitty has a sex swing, he’s pure filth ..... true story

 

[cushtybert]

How many times have I got to tell him not to take my knickers to work with him, apologies for you all seeing my M&S white briefs this morning, that’ll teach me for not wearing a black thong

 

[Platypusfattypus]

” have some calpol you’ll be fine, you always feel worse first thing” That’s my usual line, it just ain’t gonna cut it now is it

Every mum of school children

Glad you had a good weekend @Boredofthegram

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Hands, face and space (leg spreader from love honey)

I've just discovered that all the briefings are in Iplayer. Including the one where Dom licks his finger. Happy days

 

[Boredofthegram]

Just chilling in bed. Look up at my telly and PPG is staring at me

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Watching Raab on the Kay Burley show and mildly disappointed. He was a total sexy bastard as usual but he wasn't rising to her little jabs. Not even a flicker of the jaw and onyl a mildly pulsating vein. She ended it with saying it was good to see him face to face and he should visit her again soon.

 

[Gym&Tonic]

I bet they smell musty

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Aaaaw poor PPG

You're welcome to have him at yours

Welcome back too

 

[coconochanel]

Just seen #sackwhitty is trending on twitter (as is #sackvallance). Who are these fuckers dissing the genius that is Clitty Whitty? they do all seem to be fans of a conspiracy theory.

Just sack BoJo no one wants him not even us honeys.