That's going to be a hard one to try and denyHe's pleaded not guilty to escaping custody
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The audacity of him to plead not guilty 
I can't wait to hear his explanation/defence. His poor lawyer.
What a tubule...He's pleaded not guilty to escaping custody
He sounds an absolute pain in the a more than anything
He’s the class clown for sure
He’s such a troll
He’s pleaded not guilty is he having a laugh, he left on a lorry and disappeared for a few days.
is he having a laugh, he left on a lorry and disappeared for a few days.
Iconic
Wouldn’t put it past him to claim one of the guards asked him to go and pick up his Waitrose click and collect, even lent him a bike!
Daniel Khalife providing so much entertainment was not on my list of things happening in 2023 but I’m here for it
'I was just inspecting the lorry when it drove off, Your Honour!'
I didn't even think he'd get the chance to enter a plea given the circumstances!
It's like me pleading not guilty to posting messages on Tattle.
I suppose he knows he's going to get the book thrown at him regardless so he's having a bit of fun with it.
It's like me pleading not guilty to posting messages on Tattle.
I suppose he knows he's going to get the book thrown at him regardless so he's having a bit of fun with it.
I just saw this on Sky News... how can he even contemplate pleading not guilty when we all saw he did it?! 🫣He's pleaded not guilty to escaping custody
This is so funny. He is entirely unserious.
Another inmate did say he told them that 'he said hes going to be famous' maybe thats his goal? Banter king of the UK?
Another inmate did say he told them that 'he said hes going to be famous' maybe thats his goal? Banter king of the UK?
Or perhaps his lawyer thinks there's some kind of loop hole with the charge if he's only on remand
My first reaction was too laugh though bless him
I’m just hoping his lawyer doesn’t talk him in to changing his plea, the trial would cheer me up no end hearing him chat tit in the witness box, or at the very least tell us what he had in that Waitrose cool bag
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