Crystal Bailey

[ceeshelley]

But this does seem to confirm that she knew him before a month ago. Because do I read it as the son asking if it was a particular person?

Secret squirrel skills are strong in you! I reckon you’re right.

 

[showinguphere]

WTF is that? It looks like the site of a triple homicide.

Maybe she should hire Leila to come and do a spirit/womb clearing in the bathtub (we know how much Leila loves bath time), to clear the evil spirit energy before crystal throws some render up on those walls and paints everything beige.

At least it hasn’t had the Granny May’s crystal makeover, whatever the heck it is. I have no idea what it is. A fiberglass tree trunk? Enid Blyton vibes.

 

[showinguphere]

That’s actually my review at the top from design twins!!!

hahaha first time posted long time lurker!
It took me almost a year to get that money back and it the biggest bullshit run around! I followed all their pages when the design twins all fell to the shit and they lied over the phone 4 times about my tracking ID and then just stopped responding to my emails and calls and then shut down.
Anyway. I’m so glad I’m not the only person who was like. Holy shit dude, stop calling yourself a “single mum” who’s been broke and built everything back with her bare hands. It blows my mind the amount of times a week she recaps her “life journey” I just never see anyone so self obsessed

I can’t imagine how infuriating it must be for you to listen to her big note herself as being such an amazing person who has built several million dollar businesses. I’m infuriated for you!!!!

 

[emmygluewho]

Imagine if her son had Instagram and watched these stories about his mum getting all excited to move to a different town away from him. I hope you are reading this Crystal, you are a terrible role model for your children due to your selfishness. Shame on you!

I think her boys are used to it hence why they were both taken off her.

She is a disgrace of a human.

 

[Libertine]

I find pulling faces then eye fucking herself in the phone while manically grinning equally concerning.

Does she think she’s… cute?

 

[showinguphere]

i think she likes the arrangement as it is. She can blame distance on her lack of involvement when really it’s her selfishness that keeps her away. She only has to “play” mum for a week or two, doesn’t have to deal with the hard stuff that comes with being an actual parent and can also play the poor me card all for social media likes.

nailed it. This is exactly it. Rock on Disneyland mum

 

[Luvnaps]

Tarah inspires her? Because she's building her dream?!

 

[Justbeige]

Crystal posted on a story something like, ‘this isn’t a resort for lease, it’s our home for our family and friends’.

Babe, you’ve been his girlfriend for a month. You haven’t even reached the timeframe for a de facto relationship. It’s most certainly not your home.

I bet grandpa thought his exwife would be jealous seeing him with a younger girlfriend, but watching Crystal dance and eye fuck the camera is more ‘crazy chick’ than ‘hot chick’.

Exactly. It's so staged and fake. The house looks so dark and eiry and soulless. It's like the Clive Palmer resort that was left to rot.
But Jesus is the answer Crystal? No honey, your vagina is.

 

[showinguphere]

Looks like it's being managed by his coach which to me is creepy.

I’m thinking Dad rushed to get a new account up and running. Still public, all the same photos. What a bunch of weirdos.

 

[emmygluewho]

Uh Crystal, not a good look for you with lips like yours!

But then goes on another manic story and cuts her hair?

Got it.

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

The gifting of the ring when they formed their partnership seemed like she was distracting crystal with shiny things to take advantage of her. It does seem like the business partner is doing all the work while crystal eye fucks herself so I’m not exactly sure what crystal could be bringing to the table other than a mediocre Insta following.

I forgot about the ridiculous ring thing. Such a scammy, cringey thing to do.

 

[Justbeige]

She's ruined Bunnings now she's stole gang of youths now too.

 

[shortpoppysyndrome]

It’s the flyer from the real estate I found and the place isn’t even in Byron Bay, it ocean shores.

I think the flyer might be old, when you search for the actual address on real estate.com it definitely shows $1k a week for the corkboard castle. I still think there is something dodgy about the arrangement, what real estate gives a renter champers and chocolate when they move in??

 

[showinguphere]

Crystal setting up a camera to film herself hugging her kid whilst eye fucking herself and giving her minions life advice is just a study into self absorbed self fascination that I need a specialist to unpack for me. She seriously can't be serious can she?

how awkward was that? And the kid was like- wtf????
There is something seriously off with this chick

 

[shortpoppysyndrome]

Hey Crystal, does this jute rug work in my mum’s Victorian period style home?

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Much stylist. I think she meant to say “any home styled by me” because she does only have one style.

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

She apparently threatened them with broken glass.

Sorry, what’s that?? Threatened him with broken glass?? I’m going to need more details If anyone has them.

 

[lifeispeachy]

Did crystal just post a bunnings ad campaign on stories with no ad disclosure?

 

[shortpoppysyndrome]

She apparently threatened them with broken glass.

Well now we know why her and liela are such great friends! Psycho killer, run run run away….

I was staring and staring at it. But surely it is her son. She surely isn’t that cray cray?!??
Where was the thanks to the Dad and step mum for all their effort and money in getting him to his jui jitsu championship?
Bet my right arm Crystal has not paid a cent towards it.

It looks like the paper has put the wrong pic with the caption, the names aren’t even in the right order.

 

[Justbeige]

She’s psycho.

So i know the Hemsworths had a place somewhere in Byron but no idea where. Now because of this fruit loop, I know exactly where.

I seriously can not believe the audacity to imply it’s her/our home.

No doubt he's doing it so he pisses off the ex. It's all so calculated, even though she's a girls girl and it's Gods doing. What a load of shit.

 

[WellAndWealthyBossBabe]

Did she forget to remove the shitty old fluro fitting on the roof? Maybe she needed a PoWeR tOoL for that so it stayed up. So dodgy.
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It’s ok, she has plans to make Faux light outta cardboard, paint, wire and her kid will draw a fake lightbulb. That’ll cover that baby right up.