Claire Abebrese #6 The Swimsuit is Stinking, While Claire Thinks She's Shrinking

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Same old shit every day!
Dont you know Wino is the best husband ever you mean twoll!

Its so ironic she was sat in McDonalds when she spotted him on facebook! Of course she was stuffing her face, what else would she be doing

Sat in Mcdonalds looking for her next meal ticket ( literally) trapped him by getting pregnant within a matter of weeks! Shotgun wedding... his family must have been so proud when he told them about her!
 
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So our resident pig has just made a video saying she has booked in for nose piercing this Friday!

The way she is dramatising it, you would think she was going in for major surgery!

She, of course, finished the video singing her words saying she cant wait its going to be funnnn

And in her own exact words " it is just going to make me look even more beautiful!"
I kid you not! Her Words! Although i am sure you can believe it given how she thinks she is the most beautiful woman to walk the earth.

Dont worry - " You got this pig"
 
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Little Wednesday night limerick for you twolls based on recent events, to make you smile

There was a piggy named Claire
Whose posts are too much to bear
She put a hole in her nose
All so that she could pose
In size 10s that she thought she could wear

She went on her hols by the sea
Stuffing her face with tea and pastry
She ate cream and scones
And put on a stone
And Now shes even more gastly
 
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I did think about that after I posted! Of course she was stuffing her face
“ Resident pig” cracks me up every time you say it think she needs to take a longer look in the mirror!!
Absolutely bloody brilliant that made me laugh so much
 
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She's absolutely wedged into these jeans in the stupid dancing vid. Cropped E out so not a great pic
He is her prop for content. Most of the time he’s wandering around ignored, whilst she’s talking to herself in her phone, describing herself as ‘stunning’ ‘beautiful’ etc
 
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I did think about that after I posted! Of course she was stuffing her face

“ Resident pig” cracks me up every time you say it think she needs to take a longer look in the mirror!!

Absolutely bloody brilliant that made me laugh so much
Haha thats the aim fellow twoll, to put a smile on our faces

They just randomly pop into my head whenever shes done or said something haha
 
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In Cloud Cuckoo Claire Land... she would like to know if we have missed our summer!

Erm, its not even summer time yet! We are only JUST in June!!

How is this imbicile allowed on the internet! She really is as thick as they come
I honestly cant work out if its rage bait sometimes, or she actually is that stupid.

Oh... and Morning Twolls
 

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Morning! Yes I thought the same thing Bailey...4 days of bad weather in June and she's complaining that summer is over Get a grip Claire!
 
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Morning twoll and fellow twolls! She’s an absolute idiot isn’t she?! Just writes any old garbage down to get the comments coming in. Exactly we’ve got the rest of June July and August to go yet. I’ve heard July is going to be a scorcher too so no Claire you tit we haven’t missed summer
 
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Such a beautiful love story her husband cheated on her Christine I’m sure that’s why she’s always posting it every day. People who post like that on Facebook are often in the most miserable relationships.
 

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Another thing where she is thick as mince!

She keeps doing a ridiculous dance to the trend the viral TikTok song (The Puerto Rico Song")

She thinks they are talking about Spain!! As in the Gran Canaria resort Puerto Rico. Possibly where shes going as she keeps referencing it and so do the humpers!

I dont think she has a clue its about the actual place!!

I havnt woken up on the wrong side of bed, I promise... she just riles me!
 
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Such a beautiful love story her husband cheated on her Christine I’m sure that’s why she’s always posting it every day. People who post like that on Facebook are often in the most miserable relationships.
Imagine saying its a beautiful love story - adding a random person on facebook while stuffing your face with a big mac!
At least she set the standard for what kind of glutton she was from the offset
Then a quick bunk up and pregnant right away!

Yeh... real romantic love story that
 
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Thick as I won’t watch her as refuse to contribute to her piggy pot! But I’ve seen the first few seconds when I nose on her page. Shows her level of intelligence doesn’t it. Claire you thick idiot it’s about the Caribbean Island of Puerto Rico!!
Very true that should’ve been a warning sign to him from the get go!
 
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Such a beautiful love story her husband cheated on her Christine I’m sure that’s why she’s always posting it every day. People who post like that on Facebook are often in the most miserable relationships.
Can we blame him… she trapped him into that marriage … quicker than Katie Price gets her knickers off
 
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She riles us all Bailey lol … and Yes the daft cow probably doesn’t have a clue that the Puerto Rico the song refers too is definitely not near Spain … it’s very much a Caribbean Island

She‘s also probably wondering if Mellisa is an influencer
 
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