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I’m more horrified at the way she talks about Jay. How she plates up his food, says she’ll take it in to him, will leave him to add his own sauce, doing his food just how he likes it, cooks twice or orders two different takeaways. I find it so bizarre 
he is literally her child. The amount of tit they eat is insane but I guess she doesn’t care.
he is literally her child. The amount of tit they eat is insane but I guess she doesn’t care.She seems more like his mum than his girlfriend!I’m more horrified at the way she talks about Jay. How she plates up his food, says she’ll take it in to him, will leave him to add his own sauce, doing his food just how he likes it, cooks twice or orders two different takeaways. I find it so bizarre
I’m sorry but as an English person not knowing how to say Worcestershire is diabolical. There’s literally 0 going on inside her brain. Thick as pig tit
The epitome of nice but dim….both so pretty but absolutely nothing going on up top! Quite cute though cos they both seem so harmless, I think the ex had a bit more about him so hope it didn’t end in a nasty way cos despite how sickly sweet and bland Chloe is, that wouldn’t be nice 
. Jay though…wow…he doesn’t need all that mash or all that fried rice. She actually revels in dishing it up for him as well, and he loves taking his emotionless drawl round the Trafford centre to buy overpriced trackies for Chloe “cos she really liked this”. Sounds like she makes him a mountain of food, flashes her sunbed tanned belly, does a taste test of her food with the weird lip pout chew, then they go and chat about what outfits they’ve seen they like and scroll selfridges website….just go and have a bag!
Both such gorgeous humans but give nana and grandpa vibes
. Jay though…wow…he doesn’t need all that mash or all that fried rice. She actually revels in dishing it up for him as well, and he loves taking his emotionless drawl round the Trafford centre to buy overpriced trackies for Chloe “cos she really liked this”. Sounds like she makes him a mountain of food, flashes her sunbed tanned belly, does a taste test of her food with the weird lip pout chew, then they go and chat about what outfits they’ve seen they like and scroll selfridges website….just go and have a bag!Both such gorgeous humans but give nana and grandpa vibes
she’s cute but dumb as Everytime she slaps that dry mountain of mash on his plate I get such rage.
Why are they always in Manchester or Trafford Centre in the middle of the day on a random Tuesday? He’s deffo quit his real job.
I'm interested as to why she drops tiny breadcrumbs once in a while about being religious, but then doesn't mention it again for months?
Like does she go to church regularly? Is Jay religious? What religion is she? It's bizarre just mentioning prayers once in a blue moon
Like does she go to church regularly? Is Jay religious? What religion is she? It's bizarre just mentioning prayers once in a blue moon
She says she’s a Christian but she doesn’t mention it much. She claims she watches the American sermons online which is why she was so excited and became teary when she went over there to see one live
Tiny little baby teeth???
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Yeah what happened to the singing career?!
Omfg this! It drives me batty because she knows she saying it wrong, people in the comments have told her but she chooses to ignore it so to me she’s rage baiting for comments which in turn generates income for her (after all tt is her job)It’s the way she pronounces ciabatta that annoys the duck out of me. “See-a-batta”even the comments don’t bother to try and help her anymore because she doesn’t listen.
Thick as two very short planks
bore off Chloe! She’s insufferable!Not really the same thing though is it Chloe…. You have to eat everyday, you don’t have to buy pointless crap everyday. Even people who don’t say “my love language is cooking” generally don’t have takeaways 4 5 nights a week
