Chit Chat #33

[Peaches_xox]

As was said in the original Star Wars: "May the fourth be with you."

But they’re October not may

 

[WilmaHun]

I have got a serious hankering for a burger king today. I saw you can get a whopper for free through the app so I'm dying for one. I'm giving up saying I don't eat meat now. The caveat is I don't eat meat unless it's a burger king or a Mcdonalds cheeseburger I don't eat anything else but them two are like my kryptonite's

 

[tinkertailorsoldierspy]

Cream cakes are the best. I voted meringue because I really fancy an Eaton Mess! But to be fair I could have chosen them all.

I make my cream tea with jam first followed by the cream. Man, now I want one of them too

 

[fudgebox]

Morning! Don’t think we had any thunder or lightning I was flat out asleep though so could’ve missed it!

 

[Rxt156]

Would you rather have make up not done or hair not done???

 

[BelleAmie]

@strawb missed you! How was your trip?

 

[Peaches_xox]

Arghhhh my bf still isn't home but his hairdresser turned up to see if he wanted a haircut When I said sorry he's not here he just sort of lingered and said "ahh well I'll just come say hello to the dog" so I reluctantly let him in. I felt really awkward so I offered him a drink not expecting him to sayyes cos I thought he'd be like "ahh well if mr wilma isnt here I'll be off". Anyway, long story short he's said yes so I made him a coffee and 45 mins later I'm STILL awkwardly making convo with him hoping he'll leave

That is some service just turning up to see if you want your hair cut. Wish I could say the same for my brother who still ain’t replied to me

 

[fudgebox]

@Peaches_xox theyve added extra dates!!!

 

[WilmaHun]

Really tough as i love biscuits but custard cream, choc digestive and shortbread.


I've been out for a dog walk, but it started raining so we cut it short. Now I've just got into my comfies and carrying on with uni work/wishing I was under the blanket on the sofa watching a film. I slept so badly last night I feel rotten.

 

[WilmaHun]

what’s your favourite crisps? I’ve been eating a sharing bag of wotsits giant flamin hot, they are SO nice

I always find it hard to choose what my favourite crisps are as it changes all the time!

I love giant wotsits, the cheese or prawn cocktail ones.
Asda own bacon bites
Cheese and onion baked walkers
Hula hoops
Wheat crunchies
They're probably my top favs but if you asked me again in a weeks time I'd probably say different

 

[Meangirl815]

I'm so sorry @watermelon sugar i wish i could take away your pain
We are here for you xxx

 

[WilmaHun]

@WilmaHun glad you had a nice time! What did you have at the harvester?

obviously loads of pasta from the salad bar cos that’s the best bit of harvester! Then fish and chips

 

[vanilla cupcakes]

I can’t fancy joe from you cos he’s Dan from gossip girl and I can’t get past it

Omg same he gives me the creeps cause Dan was such a dweeb

 

[watermelon sugar]

Omg she’s not cute when she’s attacking my cushions and jumping on my head

 

[Rxt156]

Wait I’m confused does it not fall under revenge porn or is that only when a partner / ex shares your nudes / sex tapes?

I came here to say the same. Clearly the person made an error by posting it to everyone. That girl should be sacked for sharing it

 

[WilmaHun]

Aw @WilmaHun i know the feeling Mr Melon is at work ALL the time it’s so lonely sometimes. If we lived closer you could come round and watch mini melon while i go for a nap then we could bake a cake

sounds like the perfect day!

 

[WilmaHun]

I'm going on a plane in about 6 and a half hours time and am freaking out! I get so scared about it crashing they I can't enjoy the fact I'm going away until I land

Hope you have a nice break away! I'm sure the flight will be fine, but I understand when you have a fear it's horrible.

 

[strawb]

Just had an email back from my University that they accepted my application for an Erasmus grant (Work abroad anywhere in Europe, and they'll give me a set amount of money as a grant each month).

aw that's lovely, congrats! where are you going? my sister just found it she got a grant to go to paris next year so i'm already planning my trip

i don't have starbucks where i live but when i travel i love an iced hazelnut latte!

 

[vanilla cupcakes]

It’s my parents 25th anniversary and my brothers 30th both in august I’ve just asked my sis’s in law if we should try to arrange a joint surprise party but now I’m getting stressed just thinking about it 🥲 anyone every thrown a surprise party?

I have a few years ago. It was stressful but it was so worth it!

I’d save the magnum and the pizza but we get chippys and they pizzas both from the chippy here is that not normal?

hope you had a nice trip @strawb

 

[Rxt156]

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This is obv a load of bullshit cos that would mean each man only lasted less than 1.5mins and she’d have been going non stop, unless my maths is completely out.
I’ve spent far too long thinking about this so I had to share it here so that my wasted time thinking about it was justified

Ahah why would anyone wanna do this I imagine they’d just have to poke it in once so it counts then leave?
919 men divided by 1440 minutes in a day = 0.6 minutes with each man romantic