YESSS this is elite lol
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lol what on earthI use emojis allll the time. My top 5 are
I have a friend who hates ‘lol’ I have to be really careful not to use it when speaking to her!
I’ve woken up to a screen shot from a mate telling me how good breast milk is for chicken pox and asking me if I want some of hers. I can’t work out if it’s a joke or not. I literally replied ‘ew gross’ and now I’m not sure if I’ve been offensive but seriously?????? Calamine lotion will do just fine thanks!
I had to put a bit of breast milk in the baby’s eye because he had a lil bit of gunk in it. Tbf it worked 
But that’s your milk and your baby. Imagine you offering me your breast milk for my almost 6 year oldlol what on earth
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Is my favourite emoji too obvious ? 
That’s what u get for keeping your Mayo in the cupboardFuming I’ve just made my lunch, opened the cupboard door for some Mayo and the gravy granules fell out over my pasta
I keep my Mayo in the cupboard as well
Ooer I thought it was normal, I keep my Tommy K in the fridge tho
Mayo like Tomato ketchup should be kept in the fridge once opened.
We have Mayo in fridge and ketchup in cupboard! Although I do keep my garlic Mayo in the cupboard 
I’ve got no preference really they just end up either in fridge or cupboard whoever puts them away and that’s where they stay
I’ve got no preference really they just end up either in fridge or cupboard whoever puts them away and that’s where they stay
Oh Christ totally weird and even if you did offend her, who caresBut that’s your milk and your baby. Imagine you offering me your breast milk for my almost 6 year old
I wish I had room for all my sauces in the fridge. Hate a warm sauce
I’m a bit late to the emoji party - one of my colleagues kept using the 
emoji when it was raining and I had to have a very uncomfortable conversation to explain that it looked inappropriate when they would say on teams “got soaked this morning ”
emoji when it was raining and I had to have a very uncomfortable conversation to explain that it looked inappropriate when they would say on teams “got soaked this morning ”The good news about not going in the office today is I missed the team meeting. I just joined via teams and stayed on mute. There’s 16 of us. All sales people. 14 egotistical males, the girl I don’t like who I mentioned yesterday and me so that feels like a win. They always make some kind of sexual joke about me and I’m always like hahahaha and in my head I think duck off wick 
The BF has taken the baby to his mothers. He’s been gone 10 mins and I feel lost nap time me thinks housework can WAIT
nap time me thinks housework can WAITI don’t feel well 
What’s wrongI don’t feel well
Have a nap they fix everything!just feel like I’m gonna knock it constantly
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