Chelsealeeart #37

[dagny]

A sister is in Warsaw.

 

[Spanor511]

This is the worst content she's ever put out. I'd take the gaming chair over this

It’s unreal how her in the flat in Chelsea was brilliant. Just her pottering about, occasionally losing the plot, then taking us out. I still cannot get over, that she let that flat go.

 

[Annie_C1888]

Does anyone know what this line is on her arm?

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That's not normal, is it? I've seen it mentioned in her chat but I've never seen an explanation. It's only on one side.

It's where the fat is starting to fold over on her upper arm

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

So she's packing to leave Poland because of vapes and a 3-legged bed?

I would never have predicted this

 

[Windermere]

The maxi dress would have looked lovely.

Do you think she does this on purpose for the attention/engagement or is she truly that deluded?

Deluded !!!!
She can't be happy looking like that surely
I mean I dont want to fat shame but come on... at least dress for your size. Shes in constant denial about how much she weighs. The greed of her honestly knocks me sick

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I think she said she is a comedian, and trolls take something she has said, clip it and put it out there. So, does she mean the things she says are meant as she is a comedian?

She doesn't realise people are lauging AT her not WITH her.

I didn't watch much of the restaurant last night. I just wanted to know what she ordered...

It was this. And then she complained to the staff that it was too much food because she's just one person (and can they give the leftovers to a homeless person)

Stop ordering so much food, ffs. The. Pizza. Alone. Is. A. Meal.

I can’t see her staying in Poland for long.

Same!

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Quiz time.

Which dress is Chelsea more likely to have bought?

This maxi dress. She would look good in this.

Or this skin tight, 5-sizes-too-small, backless dress.

Answers on a postcard.

 

[Windermere]

UPDATE: HER CARD HAS BEEN DECLINED

 

[Spanor511]

Is he the one who had a very public midlife crisis? Left his wife, did OF and got a hair transplant etc?

Yes. He’s a bigger twat than Chelsea.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

🫣

(She called it backless, not me)

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I quite enjoy the stream of consciousness we get when she's out walking.

I love walking through the park. The smell of green. I need to go to Marks and Spencer. The time has gone so fucking fast but I've done quite a lot of walking. Not really a lot but... I've not really done a lot of walking at all. I've got the really bad back ache, darling. Oh, there's a squirrel.

 

[Villanelly]

Modeen makes me feel a bit queasy, he looks so grubby and seedy. The thought of him preparing food is too much to bear

 

[Villanelly]

Has she addressed the mystery of the €50? Why did one of the Israelis take her off camera and slip her a 50 euro note? Why did she stash it inside her top? Was it for services yet to be rendered? Is that why she said they were too broke for her?

So many questions...

 

[Villanelly]

The things a bitch has got to do to get a bed in The City of Dreams, sweatheart

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Chelsea's tampons coordinate nicely with her mosquito repellent wristbands.

 

[Spanor511]

Beside ‘drinks alcohol’, should have been a ‘rants at hotel staff telling them she’s a Muslim and doesn’t drink as it’s haram after she’s had three cocktails already that day’

 

[Saydee]

Someone got suckered in.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Bingo card for the weekend.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I apologise for the quality. My error.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Chelsea is admiring her reflection.