Chelsealeeart #37

[Villanelly]

She looks like an obese Statue of Liberty

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Starting now.

I'll post an update later.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Vomit x 3, stomach ache, can't keep eyes open, shivering/fever.

George told her she should get checked out tonight - especially if she starts slipping away - and then he told her she needs to pay for the premium service if she wants to keep chatting

 

[dagny]

A sister has consulted a specialist (the lady in the corner shop who sells her vapes) and decided it was the salmon that poisoned her (hasn't made the connection to oysters). She's now added that to her quick intro - ChelseLeeArt, used to be famous on TikTok, British artist from London, been shitting and sick for the past two days.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

We can cross BIG KNICKERS off!

 

[Saydee]

I used to think Chelsea had a unique dress sense which suited her. Not my personal taste but it did suit Chelsea. These days she’s taken it too far. In my opinion…. Nothing she wears compliments her. The majority of her outfits look cheap and tacky…. Walking around Cyprus with rolls of belly fat hanging out? It’s no surprise she gets looked at. She looks like an overgrown telly tubbie walking around with a huge selfie stick.

 

[Villanelly]

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Chelsea: live in Lismaloola

In the street, blocking the bee bots.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Chelsea's shopping again.

(she's the one bending down)

 

[queenofsheba1234]

Someone got suckered in.

Is he the one who had a very public midlife crisis? Left his wife, did OF and got a hair transplant etc?

 

[Villanelly]

She wants to get a butterfly tatt on her nether regions. Someone in chat called it a "minge moth"

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

A new dress for Chelsea. €220.

Edit:

She's spent €580.00. Dress + shoes.

(£494.83)

...

Edit2:

Her card declined. She'll go back and pay tomorrow 🫪

 

[Windermere]

Chelsea: live in Lismaloola

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In the street, blocking the bee bots.

I'm not really this fat its just my knickers... she just said! Complete denial

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Well. Fucking hell.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Someone on Kick was asking why does Chelsea constantly go on about being with rich people.


It's because that's what she did as a sex worker.

Huwie, Lord Anthony Rufus Isaacs, Hugh Grosvenor...

Her story on Hugh Grosvenor changes. In one telling she had sex with him, and in another telling, he was in the dusty flat but they didn't do anything.

I know which version I believe...

Because she's been around these rich people, she thinks she belongs with them. It's a bit sad really, but she's a cunt so whatever.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Chelsea found a lovely drinking spot earlier.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

CLA showed Natalie on live briefly while they were in Barcelona.

CLA is a twat but Natalie is a grown woman and could have told CLA to fuck off at any time.

The live will be interesting though, if it happens.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Chelsea is in a mood - triggered by the troll comments.

(paraphrasing)

CLA: I want a cocktail. This is like Slush Puppie. It's a drink for when you're sitting in the sun. I'm not sitting in the sun. I want a cocktail without all this ice.
Staff: what base would you like...?
CLA: *doesn't understand*
Staff: what base would you like, vodka....
CLA: I don't know, I'm not an alcoholic...

Wtf was that? I need to see it again. Kick is so much better because you can rewind it instantly

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Chelsea is back in her own bed.

 

[dagny]

A sister is in Warsaw.