POD 3 Is this normal life?
Brace yourselves belters it’s a long one, and no mention of serious accident.
Jazzie & Chazza Dee, bending the rules. Fizz popped obvs, just what I need.
Over the weekend Chazza & Pob looked after Pob’s niece’s & nephew so 5 kids in total for 2 nights. (Pobs sister going to return the favour) One of nephews is a shit machine, had 10 poos in a day. Chazza was petrified when they were in the garden J keeps now climbing the steps. Sat morning they had a table booked for 4 change the booking to 7 people at 10am. They didn’t arrive till 11:30am. (How did they all
get in one car safely?) Chazza said she was straight on the Prosecco.
Sunday they all went out for Sunday dinner, Chazza wore a revealing dress, without a bra. Said it’s something you would wear to a wedding, not to family Sunday lunch, buts that’s me. By the end 7pm when they was leaving, she’d had quite a few wines. Whilst packing up pram bag, her tit completely fell out. Matt had already left, but she had F1 and he was shouting mum your tit is out, everyone looking, she apologises to dinners. Chazza didn’t tell Pob, because he likes her to me classy not trashy.
white lie, should she go in naughty corner No.
listener, single parent her child can play up & be naughty. So she tells child the helicopters above will come and take him away, so he will behave. Chazza responds we have to discipline them somehow and say things to make them behave, she tells N police are coming to take you to jail, shows him pics of a prison cell. So whenever he goes in a public toilet like Costa coffee he says it looks like jail. But N has a massive attitude and now just laughs at her, because he don’t believe her. Chazza puts listener in corner saying saying what you playing at he will never want to fly and you will miss out on the all inclusive. Don’t freak them out about planes, it’s game over, do it like I do using police will take you away.
) and can’t believe now close to the beach she is. I’m a 10 min drive to our local beach and every chance I get I will get down there with the pooch. I’m guessing she is within walking distance so has no excuse! She’s very close to Blackpool too. I bet the boys would love the lights and tower and arcades. She’s a lazy cow and doesn’t deserve to have kids
one of my front teeth went black, and I had to have it removed. All my school photos up to P5 I had a missing front tooth. It made for a funny story, but this, this is just pure neglect. A baby who can’t even walk yet have his tooth knocked out? I’ll bet anything Noah has whacked him one and she‘s blaming someone else
I have arranged this summer for my daycare littlies to have a trip to the Fire Station, the Guarda Station, the lifeguards, the Ambulance service, the doctor and the dentist. I do it once a year. Because they should know that these people are good folks who are there to help not someone to be scared of. And the police especially are always sooo welcoming (we do some stamping behind the front desk, try on the hat, get to sit in the car and do the nee naws) but most importantly they know that people in uniform are not “scary” and if they’re ever in trouble or are on their own somewhere for whatever reason… those are the people to ask for help.
