Being_Robbo #2

[sailorcherries]

If I were Richie I'd be doing everything in my power to have Ivy full time.
Robbo drinks constantly, has allowed a stranger to stay in their home, posted her new pierced nipples to the world, had her other half (who she cheated on Richie with) discuss their sex life on social media and neither of those adults cared about taking a baby to a pub and getting rat arsed.

 

[sailorcherries]

I think it's bordering on a problem, and this is coming from someone who was on the road to 'problem' not too long ago.

Her recent post about a bad mood because she said she wouldn't drink this weekend and then wanted a drink, followed by having fun, said it all.

I was in that place, where I drank maybe two bottles of wine every Friday and Saturday (my other half was always in and rarely drinks - kids were fine). If he wasn't in I'd maybe still have a glass or two. Then it was maybe a glass or two midweek, not always wine, to deal with a difficult day. I could feel myself actually craving alcohol, realised I was going down a dangerous road and stopped. It was easier for me because my husband doesn't really drink so we had no alcohol in the house. Since the end of September/start of October I've had one night out for a 30th where I drank and two glasses of wine at a family meal.
My weekend are better, my attitude is better and I feel better.

I don't think Robbo has that support from either Chicken Man, her friends (those that she has) or her family (as they don't seem to see her very much). She will end up with an alcohol dependency.

 

[Fineapple]

Top household tips from Slobbo today: if your vile disgusting partner can’t touch anything without making it oily because he is the human embodiment of a greasy rag, simply wrap that item in some kitchen roll!

 

[Fineapple]

What a weird caption. ‘Slutty dress, I’m a mama but that’s not all I am!’

So.. you’re calling yourself a slut?

 

[ChubClubThug]

the scruffy mate was asking chicken man how he gets Robyn off and be said ‘it’s really embarrassing if I tell people for Robyn because I basically just fist her and lick it’s called the fistalicking’

Who actually invites a stranger from the internet into their family home, where their children are, to discuss the finer details of how she loves a good fisting..to go binge drinking in wetherspoons..carry on binge drinking at home.. oh yes yobbo and chicken lickin' do. They need social services around there. Creepy as fuck the pair of them.

 

[Tashy]

14 years postpartum

 

[RumNCoke]

I was about to say.. I sound like a huge snob but this holiday just looks so chav

But look how happy they are? Did you not realise they are happy?

Sorry but if chicken man shaved he and robbo would be identical.

 

[Opalfruit8]

Robbo “I dOnT eVen gO oN gOsSip SiTEs”.
Interesting remark when you’ve spent two days crying because of the things you read on a gossip site...

She does come here little liar lol she knew because she knows he’s called chicken man lol

 

[Aussie girl]

If life is so amazing, and if rob is so wonderful and she’s so happy, why the meds and drinking to get drunk? Doesn’t compute. Will be interesting when she’ll resume lingerie shoots, or doesn’t Rob approve.

Even if she wants to massively rake risks with her health being affected when caring for the kids is so irresponsible.

But I guess she’s just very basic and very dumb.

 

[Greencatfysh]

She’s making a lovely classy gin sign for her kitchen. Pretty sure she used to have “live laugh love” above her bed with the ex

 

[HereForLOLS]

1200 calories is disordered eating - she’s fucking up her kids relationship with food before they’ve even got a chance at being healthy

 

[TheFabFader]

For the love of god, will somebody please teach Robbo some Latin other than “postpartum”? I’m bloody sick and tired of that phrase.

 

[Realhousemouse]

See they’re away sitting in a tattoo parlour now they’re like a couple of teenagers on their first holiday to kavos

 

[Doris1234]

Extra special ... cuddles?

 

[flamingo29]

Sooo what I’ve concluded from her holiday is that she has paid to take the kids away to sit in front of the TV and to take them to a whetherspoons style bar/restaurant each night

 

[Fineapple]

She posted that she walked past Kate McCann on their day out. That must have been a nice change for her and Rob - seeing worse parents than them!

You are my Tattle queen.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

I wonder what height she is- I thought she was quite tall but in that article she says she was "the short fat one" at school

shes 5ft 11, I know this because she oddly blocked me when I asked her how the length on something was and she said it's really really long and I am 5ft11...I replied saying of cool, Im 6ft1 so I would say itll be ok...and bang, I got a block hahahaha

 

[Chipsandgravy]

I hope they both wear their plastic dresses.

 

[Jesspeaches]

As if she desperately needs to open a bank account for a baby. Jog on, moon face.

she needs the account so she doesn’t accidentally spend all Maseeey’s money on Strongbow dark fruits for herself.

In all seriousness though, what is the rush? I had a baby recently (hashtag 8 weeks postpartum) and I just put any gifts of money we got for him in my savings account. It’s not hard to keep track of although I suppose I’m not spending my wages on wine and sports bras to pose in.

 

[CMJB]

That ASOS story has enraged me! My father is in his 60s and working every day 6am until gone 5pm to deliver parcels for Royal mail. He said it’s busier than the run up to Christmas, people aren’t socially distancing, he doesn’t have PPE and I’m so worried about him. She’s so thick and ignorant.

My partner is a postman & has said the same in regards to parcels being busier than Christmas, many of which he said are clearly not essential items