Being_Robbo #2

[TheFabFader]

You just know they're at 'spoons' getting a staff discounted dinner and double shots on the sly

Keepin’ it classy with Chicken Man. That 10% discount probably helps to fund their condoms

 

[TheFabFader]

I can’t manage her Christmas timeline. Did they take Chicken Man’s girls up north (stories) or was the grid picture with all the children, #familyofsix, posed on another day?

 

[Justhereforacreep]

Wow, that family snap. She is about 8ft10 and looks like she’d chin you for a pint of lager. Chicken man looks tiny. If I didn’t already know that he threatens to hospitalise pensioners I’d say he was the meek one.

Does he threaten them with Yobbo?

 

[JoeBloggs]

I think it’s a mixture of insecurity and meeting someone who probably worshipped her, and him being a bit older. Also explains why she’s so weirdly immature now - she never got to be a normal teenager. This is a good read for anyone who doesn’t know the background http://healthmedicinet.com/i2/womans-drastic-weight-loss-after-she-was-told-she-was-too-fat-for-ivf/

I always thought he was a lot older, but that makes him out to only be 5 years older than her.

 

[Jesspeaches]

1. Post partum doesn't count when your child is 29474748 months.
2. 'mase' nickname annoys more than it should

now bore of bobyn.

It’s because she has nothing else, literally nothing.
Ivy doesn’t interest her any more and Maseywasey was a drunken fumble. Her body has been the winner of her focus for years now. She was on a diet about 5 minutes after she gave birth to both of them.
I had a baby 9 weeks ago and I think I have eaten every possible snack to exist on this earth. Soz Robbo

 

[Serious_Susan]

I follow her ex Ritchie - he’s super sweet with Ivy - and today he’s posted a picture of a cheesecake his girlfriend has made him for his birthday. I really hope he’s happy now

Ah I’m so glad! I followed him for a while but I think he had a big clear out and I got cut!

 

[Mfranks]

Am I the only one who wouldn’t eat a butty in the car right now? Like how do you wash your potential covid hands?!

100% with you. Definitely missing car snacks after food shopping!

 

[Chipsandgravy]

I guess the struggling part refers to the miscarriage she had after their first round. But yeah I agree, she's always been more than willing to make sure everyone knew that the problem wasn't hers!

 

[skintsocks]

Did luxeslappergal forget to send her new ones? Or do we think they got fed up of the stood in bedroom by tv wire pose that she did every single time (never leaving house in the clothes)?

 

[ChubClubThug]

One hand in each.

Well, I was trying not to go there

 

[Louise208]

She’s so boring, complaining about Rob having pasta and garlic bread and how hard it makes her diet. How much is she restricting? Surely she should be able to fit pasta into a reasonable meal plan.

Exactly pasta is a big stable of the Italian diet so if it that bad for u they wouldn't eat it, she is not fat, so a portion size of pasta will not kill her

 

[Happyholly]

Bit sad that ivy is spending fathers day with Rob and not her dad!

You know that is Yobbos doing. She wishes chicken man was her father and probably kicked off that it is her weekend completely disregarding that Richie is her dad.

 

[ChubClubThug]

I can smell them through my phone.
Robbo-old jizz rag mixed with some Britney Spears eau de toilette, tuna and chewing gum.
Chicken man-BO, damp washing, stale yeasty beer breath and old cheese. Bet he wears week old crusty socks on his feet too. And his pants have skid marks in.

 

[ChubClubThug]

Afternoon viewing

I can't even

 

[Greencatfysh]

Probably have multiple loans going on. Or she’s a secret sex worker/on only fans and is making some extra cash

Cos they stay in rank chav hotels

 

[HeyPorkSnacks]

How young was she? She strikes me as the type that if she wants to do it, she will do it.. ie wants to get married she will. Wants a baby they will have one. I don't even mean that in a derogatory way really.

I’m pretty sure she was 17

 

[Happyholly]

Not dieting today then Yob?

 

[Lozzybootyliciousbabe2002]

She’s so dramatic

 

[Yerrbutnoobut]

Fasting opened at 1:15?! For fuck sake why is she starving herself all morning it’s not healthy!

 

[Opalfruit8]

Arghughhhhg what have I just witnessed Rob’s voice alone makes my ovaries shrivel, trying to forget the rest.

He had to use his stomach as a cushion for his arms, then sticking out his tongue. Turned my stomach