Being_Robbo #2

[truffletrot]

What a weird caption. ‘Slutty dress, I’m a mama but that’s not all I am!’

So.. you’re calling yourself a slut?

She sets feminism back about 50 years

 

[Happyholly]

So according to Waynetta, putting on a lacy bra and posting a selfie on insta is #selfcare. Love that for her. Just out of shot is chicken man dry humping her leg while he eats a sandwich.

Dry humping her leg I'd respect her more if she just said here is me in my bra I feel sexy rather than claim its all about self care. #oneyearpluspostpartum

 

[Allthehashtags]

Oh my GOD! Shit why did I miss that were there many people on her live?

A grand total of 11.
Chicken man is having a vasectomy in 4 weeks.
Robbo is going through early menopause apparently.
Her & her mate are out out tonight so we should expect more drunken lives (in Wetherspoons) later..

 

[Whatisthis1321]

I think it might be because they’re both Jeremy Kyle equivalent toilet water humans who aren’t intelligent enough to stop churning out kids.

toilet water humans the best

 

[MindyLahiri]

I'm really shocked how late people eat their dinner

I always eat at 4 or 5pm and my parents have always eaten dinner at about 2pm

I think it might be something to do with being farmers/ country bumpkins

 

[notyourhunhun]

That food she posted from Spoons looks awful ! If I’d gone to the trouble of getting ready & organising a babysitter to be taken there, I’d be fuming !!

 

[sailorcherries]

One time when Ivy was a baby, Robbo had one of her migraines or something like that, she was asking how many calories were there in a paracetamol tablet.

I remember that. She has severe food issues and will pass these on to all of those girls.

 

[Chipsandgravy]

I hope they get plastered and post loads of stories.

 

[fishsticks]

Whaaaaaaaaaat is the point in mouthing off about losing 10lbs if you're then gonna go eat a big mac, probs then complain on IG that you're fat, post loads of crap attempting to get people to believe her that she's lost yet another 10lbs and then the cycle continues.

 

[sailorcherries]

I actually think that’s more reflective on Yobbo than chicken man

Definitely.
It highlights the fact that this man doesn't actually parent and the fact that Yobbo is happy to have her child come down the pecking line because she's getting her hole.

 

[blahblahbegsomemoreblah]

Makes her bed every day...what an achievement!

 

[MHB28]

She does realise now everyone will come looking for said gossip sites

 

[Fineapple]

Calling her son an angel sarcastically because ‘apparently it’s unacceptable to call your child profanities’. Absolute white trash.

 

[NapQueen]

Sweet Jesus his hairless fleshy thighs are there on her feed for all of our eyes to feast on

Nevermind his thighs, I can’t stop looking at her chin, she reminds me of Bananaman.

 

[Realhousemouse]

its like a mid 20s crisis absolute embarrassment a totally different person to who she used to be and not in a positive way at all. I think in a few years time she’ll look back on this period of her life and wonder wtf was I thinking! And yeah that pal of hers looks like a different person in the stories versus her pics

 

[Fatllama]

I’m still laughing at the reference blobbo

 

[Justhereforacreep]

Chicken man looks so greasy. I’d love to use one of them oil blotting papers on his face just to see how much would come off

 

[Yerrbutnoobut]

Asking if she should have baileys for breakfast or wait after lunch. I really can’t work out if she is taking the piss or if she has a problem? She actually scares me!

 

[BethanyGilbert]

I wish I had her BBQ though. She always has really expensive things considering she’s had two maternity leaves in 3 years.

 

[sailorcherries]

Where was Ivy when she was wasted at 2pm and dressing up a fucking cat!?
Where were Chicken Man's kids?

She was quite obviously trying to conceive Mason, why on earth you'd pass it off as a drunken Christmas Day fumble is odd. Does she think it makes her look relatable?

From the little we see of Ivy and the other girls it wouldn't surprise me if they didn't live there full-time.