Not sure I'm an adventurous enough cook to properly consider this question. I'd probably make her a healthy staple I can cook really well like chili just so she knows that it's possible to make food with flavour in it that isn't a takeaway.
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I’d make her a roast that’ll rock her world
Oh she doesn't like roast Hun
Nothing as fatty could do with losing some timber
This the rave thread. We love the timber bison here xx
On this thread we don't say big timber fatty b, we say "I'd make her a diet coke, a cigarette and ozempic" xx
She doesn’t like caths roast, she’s not had mine xOh she doesn't like roast Hun
A Greek salid and chicken skoowers
duck that she's a fatty xoxo
I'd make her some nice bread I think. She can stand behind me while we knead it like that scene in Ghost.
Bloody love you woph, I see you were antagonizing people on beckis fred
I reckon they brought it on themselves by posting the same damn photo for the 5th time on that thread. At that point we'd all cracked.
I’d make her a trifle in a vase to make her feel at home x
I thought you said you'd be behind her and thought 1) that's a first, someone volunteering to be behind her and 2) how long are your bloody arms?!
Absolutely, the same tit that gets posted gets jarring after a while, I wanted to snap but don't wanna get banned lol
I dunno what they’re even chatting about now like the big eedyat hasn’t been on there since middle of March n that threads still active lool
Big is beautiful
Ffs just saw main fred is locked 
Noum, that's exactly why she'd be behind me. See, I'd already considered the logistics
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