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Do you guys have a work WhatsApp group lol
Yes, and I get ignored a lot 😂😂
There’s about 3 different groups, but that’s more of the nature of my job
In one I ask questions, forget, go into my WhatsApp and then realise someone’s responded but because it’s on mute, I don’t get it 😂😂
 
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Thank you both ❤ I’ve been unemployed for a while now since losing my previous job and it has been the most financially difficult time of my life so this means everything to me.

If only I had a one night stand with a footballer who I could rinse for every penny, eyy?! (Joking of course 😉)
 
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I feel your pain. I'm a 34JJ. Each boob is considerably bigger than my head. I genuinely wear huge hoodie to swamp my frame or I get harassed whilst taking the kids to school.


We're considering it but we all hate work so none of us want to be reminded it exists when we log off and move elsewhere in the house.


I'm still wearing my maternity leggings and a huge (not Gucci) hoodie. I tie my hair up and when I said I was going back to work they all looked surprised. Turns out noone thought I was homeless they just thought with three kids he was supporting us. No huns Single Mum and the actual house owner. He paid me rent 😂

Hi Lozzy, I mean Lizzy xx
Misogyny is alive and well! :rolleyes: I’ll bet their tiny minds would explode if you do tell them you’re the owner. Cretins.
Thank you both ❤ I’ve been unemployed for a while now since losing my previous job and it has been the most financially difficult time of my life so this means everything to me.

If only I had a one night stand with a footballer who I could rinse for every penny, eyy?! (Joking of course 😉)
Well done!
 
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@PenelopePitstop I narrowly avoided calling someone a thundercunt at work today.

Slagging someone off blind (deservedly) and this guy on our team piped up "that's my cousin you know".

Had to own it. "I don't care. The man is an absolute [struggle for words and pushed thundercunt down twice]... bellend! I'm sorry you're associated with him."

He took it well.
 
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@PenelopePitstop I narrowly avoided calling someone a thundercunt at work today.

Slagging someone off blind (deservedly) and this guy on our team piped up "that's my cousin you know".

Had to own it. "I don't care. The man is an absolute [struggle for words and pushed thundercunt down twice]... bellend! I'm sorry you're associated with him."

He took it well.
😂😂😂😂😂😂 this is brilliant
At least you owned it !
 
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I feel your pain. I'm a 34JJ. Each boob is considerably bigger than my head. I genuinely wear huge hoodie to swamp my frame or I get harassed whilst taking the kids to school.
I am the opposite end of the scale 2 aspirins on an ironing board 😌😌

@PenelopePitstop I narrowly avoided calling someone a thundercunt at work today.

Slagging someone off blind (deservedly) and this guy on our team piped up "that's my cousin you know".

Had to own it. "I don't care. The man is an absolute [struggle for words and pushed thundercunt down twice]... bellend! I'm sorry you're associated with him."

He took it well.
Ooh that’s happened in our office,
One of my colleagues calling a bloke from the call centre all the slimy people going…to the tech manager.. who said he is my brother from another mother.. and she didn’t get what he was saying.. until I piped up same dad different mum… and I mean Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito here 🤣🤣 no remorse all she said is what happened to him 🤣🤣🤣
 
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I am the opposite end of the scale 2 aspirins on an ironing board 😌😌


Ooh that’s happened in our office,
One of my colleagues calling a bloke from the call centre all the slimy people going…to the tech manager.. who said he is my brother from another mother.. and she didn’t get what he was saying.. until I piped up same dad different mum… and I mean Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito here 🤣🤣 no remorse all she said is what happened to him 🤣🤣🤣
You have to just own it! Inwardly I was screaming but I was like well I've said it now. 😂
 
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